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Leonard I have mistaken your penis for my miniature model of the Millenium Falcon that is only 2 inches in diameter
*audience fucking dies*

Whats that?
lets talk about big anuses instead. Like the ones that pulsate and look like flowers that are about to bloom.

>>34954933
Bob johnson, it would seem that this organ within the confines of your pants looks like a cuckolding stick, also known as a black bar of JUST.
If you would be so kind as to insert this organ into my penis reception port, also known as the anus hole of big benises and good fortune.
*audience gets their assholes sewn shut so they have to experience the need to take a shit for the rest of their life*

If I owned one, I would probably use it to shoot cum bullets into your ass, you fucking homo.

>>34954867
Yes my penis.

>>34954867
I got a big gun in my pants right now baby.

>>34954785
>what do?
nothing, they obviosly aren't talking to me since I am not white

I calmly walk out and return to my class

>>34954800
>return to my class
>he's so white he doesn't know it's prison

>>34954785
>what do?
get hard

fuck u huskie anon die ebrietas ugly

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>>34954760

FUCKING DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW YOU FUCKING BULLY DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT MY DAUGHTER

>>34954772
ebrietas will divide us

I don't think anyone has ever responded to any of my posts.

>>34954743
>>34955172
Here you go mate, take these (you)'s

>>34955172
Here you go, fampai. origenario

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>works
>hasn't bought me a husky yet

>>34954672
Yeah I've had this happen before too. I think has to do with dealing with the bullshit to keep your job and keep your well being then thinking about it when you don't have to worry about it. My advice get a job somewhere where you don't have to deal with asshole customers.

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>>34954799
That's easier said than done, but I probably will leave my McJob sometime soon.

>>34954663
J. i kinda liked you but i was too much of a pussy to talk to you, i wish i could see your smile again.

fuckyoufuckyoudfufckuoifuckuoyffohooshsiiiimklooosssing my mind in the chaos of the racist i cant get these thought out of my head i think you are right about it all ive takebn lalllalala of the red pills race evolutrion is it real? I almosy wan to ignore it all im losing it all i cant keep this vale for long they talk about it eveyday they almost graze into the other side

you are a very nice girl. but i dont understand why you lock yourself away. but i guess thats part of the reason i like you.

Because their perception of Japan is limited to anime and romanticized depictions of it.

Japan is a miserable place with such a shitty conservative culture.

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Because everyone is a beta masochist.

>>34954698

>Japan is a miserable place with such a shitty conservative culture.

Not enough sodomy for you, you white piece of shit?

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>>34954611
>being a sheep
>taking pride on it

>>34954611
It's a freeing feeling
>>34955127
Politics and religion are both retarded as fuck m8. Not worth getting invested in either

>>34955127
Do you ever feel embarrassed because you use "sheep" unironically?

>>34954503
>one chance at life
>fairly decent grades. Earned a worthless degree at least.
>people say Im good looking. I work out (alone at home or in the park).
>A nervous wreck and socially retarded. Probably on the spectrum.

Thought I had a chance.

>born a jew
Jews are the best race to be born as
>high IQ
>can get jobs because jews look out for eachother
>can move to Israel easily

>>34954503
Jews and aspies both have some pretty huge advantages, namely intelligence and saving money

You MIGHT be fucked for social and looks, or you might not

I'm 28 and I kinda fucked everything up despite being a smart 6'3 white male, knowing exactly what to do, just not doing it.

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>>34954472

>tfw no wan wan to hand me the rope

>>34954606
Fuck, you need to get out of my dog threads.

>>34954606
>tfw mom finds the poop husky

>>34954434
>I'm out
Bro you were never in. Not that I'm any better but c'mon.

>>34954434
>starts video while smoking to try and seem deep and badass

>>34954467
>>34954492
>not recognising an alpha male when you see him
way to go fags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8WoGtKu3pc

>>34954398
Maybe he was just embarrassed and has a hard time communicating. Why are you so mean?

>>34954538
>Internet paladin is just telling it as if it went his way
go outside

Maybe OP was the pathetic sperg lord and he left because it wasn't worth his time

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HEY WAGIE BUY ME A HUSKY

HAHA HUSKY YEAH

>>34954333

At least you have the possibility pf change in the future. What does the NEET have in the future?

on my way to work now, i at least have tomorrow off

>>34954332
Because im a fucking weeb, this has been my song of the week

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ko3SNk2qSNo&index=86&list=PLVAa1_ZtH7aHZGBIu8oPMlT82ZIbiwRsP

>>34954332
Im feeling this thread anons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYhRGV8-kMw

A classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeLuQ6X2ixI&list=PLXtb0WCjnoHnxPxtTdnWcPPC40z3xFJVY&index=27