Lets talk about coitus

Leonard I have mistaken your penis for my miniature model of the Millenium Falcon that is only 2 inches in diameter
*audience fucking dies*

Whats that?
lets talk about big anuses instead. Like the ones that pulsate and look like flowers that are about to bloom.

>>34954933
Bob johnson, it would seem that this organ within the confines of your pants looks like a cuckolding stick, also known as a black bar of JUST.
If you would be so kind as to insert this organ into my penis reception port, also known as the anus hole of big benises and good fortune.
*audience gets their assholes sewn shut so they have to experience the need to take a shit for the rest of their life*

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>>34954934
>anuses
fascinating

I have a gf--ZIMBABWE