Hello robots. How's Saturday going. I got dark souls 3 for vday and gonna fire it up in a bit as I do some work from home. Come chat or just shit post.
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stared at a wall for 24 hours. let loose some of my inner thoughts on a friend. dont feel too good, not looking forward to next week.
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Comfy night in with the gf.
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>>34966230
Let loose? Like blew up on them?
>parents left the house for a meal last night
>sister out with friends
>showered, lubed up and started slowly stretching my anus with two fingers
>inches away from pounding the shitoris
>felt a sudden stabbing pain like an internal electric shock
>look down
>shit and thick red clotting blood pumping out onto the towel
>try to tighten my sphincter but it feels weak and causes the blood to pump out faster
>panicked and pressed a wet towel to my ass
>parents come home
>quickly clean the blood and rush to bed
>fell asleep with an insistent throbbing pain in my ass
>woke up this morning
>blood has soaked through the towel, my bathrobe and the sheet and stained the entire mattress
>took a poop but it was literally 99% blood
>avoided eating all day today
>feel the same stabbing pain whenever I walk or move much
Holy fuck am I going to die? I am panicking so fucking hard right now. I have to be somewhere tomorrow and I'm worrying that I won't be able to go if I keep bleeding like this,.
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Got what you deserve fag
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>>34966034
haha faggot BTFO
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>>34966034
>showered, lubed up and started slowly stretching my anus with two fingers
>inches away from pounding the shitoris
kind of confused about what you are trying to do here? more details?
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Hey robros. I'm a 19 year old fembot and I've been interested in a 30 year old, a 33 year old and a 40 year old. All of them say I'm too young to date, but I'm cute/hot/whatever. I thought age didn't matter anymore. How do I convince an older guy to date me?
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>>34965978
You don't you filthy harlot
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>>34965978
trap them with a baby
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>>34965978
Just continue spamming them
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>Where do you live?
>Where do you want to live?
Me: Arizona
Somewhere with alot of rain
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Indiana
Kyoto
Or maybe carmel by the sea
Inb4 weeb
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>>34965944
Its pouring here in az rn tho
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>>34965944
Buenos Aires
Somewhere in New England, Maine looks pretty good.
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>things normies do that grind your gears
>self diagnosing mental illnesses
>claim they know about memes
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>>34965870
How when they meet someone new they are just suddenly best friends.
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>>34965870
>>self diagnosing mental illnesses
isn't that most of /r9k, considering they'd be too afraid to actually meet up with a doctor to get diagnosed
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>>34965886
This really rattles my bones when they get butthurt about it too
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>friend accidentally sends me erp reply on steam
>get horny
>too autistic to reply because we're friends
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>>34965796
Are you both males?
Muted for 2 seconds, why am I not surprised.
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>>34965796
post the reply pls let me see
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>>34965796
These threads make me laugh, anyhow did you cum?
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>wake up
>this fucker is on the end of your bed
What do?
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>>34965790
>beat that pussy up
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Touch fluffy tail
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>>34965790
Pet him, he is adorable!
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>"Hey, Anon, [Oneitis] has a crush on you!"
>"Eww, no I don't!"
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>be me
>yesterday
>at party
>touch oneitis' shoulder once while talking to her
>"Could you please stop touching my should, I only do that with friends"
Weird thing is that I'm almost over her alrady, maybe I didn't suffer from oneitis after all
I guess that was such a bizarre, unwarranted thing to say that I realized what a bitch she is
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>>34965735
>having a oneitis
Top keek and meme magic mate
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>>34965735
>"Eww, no I don't!"
My best friend said that about me too. Now we're dating.
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>tfw I ordered a pizza
>accidentally replaced pizza sauce with alfredo sauce
>dont even know wtf happened there
what do I do? I literally just threw away twenty dollars. Should I call them back? What if they say too bad it was my fuckup?
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It was your fuck up
KYS
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It was your fuck up and they can pull up the receipt to prove that you ordered alfredo sauce (even if it was on accident)
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well i called them back and ill update on what happened
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>if you find this girl slightly appealing you are considered a pedophile and monster
What's wrong with humanity?
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If the girl is young and you didn't know, I would excuse it, if you know she's twelve you're fucked. If she is obviously too young you're also a fucking pedophile.
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>>34965684
>if you know she's twelve you're fucked.
But
But
But she's not twelve. Right?
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>>34965724
OP here, yeah she is.
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anywon wands to play wizords
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>>34965455
accio frends
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>>34966195
Don't cry little helper, Mommy will always be your friend!
[smothers you in my massive bosom]
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>>34966195
but im to poor to buy a stik frum the stor
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Christmas cake thread 2017-02-18 09:42:02 Post No.34965316
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Post here if you are virgin, female, and over the age of 25.
Why are you still a virgin? Do you believe you failed easy mode or do girls have it just as hard as guys?
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>>34965316
>virgin
That's not what Christmas cake means. It means unmarried.
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Kissless, hugless, handholdless virgin. 26, I'm a virgin because I'm in love with my big brother.
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>>34965531
Maybe I can be your big brother tonight, fembot.
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Gay/Trans Rights are Men's Rights. 2017-02-18 09:41:42 Post No.34965313
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Gay/Trans Rights are Men's Rights.
Chrishop
2017-02-18 09:41:42
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What is the worst that could happen if we accept the transgender?
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>>34965313
>What is the worst that could happen if we accept the transgender?
I already accept them
the rest of the civilized world is just waiting on you to catch up
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>>34965313
The current living generation would be pissed, it would be normalized for the next generation, and people would have more sexual freedom overall in the future.
>but muh religion
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>>34965351
>>34965365
I am on this page as well.
I accept them.
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If you're below 6 feet tall you might as well kill yourself. No woman will ever love you and you will never be treated like a real man by society.
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>>34965177
What makes you think this Friend?
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>>34965177
They shouldnt suicide they should take HRT and become a sissy fuck boi for Alpha men
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>>34965214
you have weak genetics which means you're not worthy of spreading your genes. it's all scientific.
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>donuts and choco bars for dindins again
just kill me already
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>>34965120
Pity won't make you thinner, now stop shitposting the same thread.
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>>34965120
Ok op I will do what you asked but you need to tell me where you live
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>>34965120
>been awake for 14 hours
>I'll just have a 2nd energy drink
;_;