>things normies do that grind your gears >self diagnosing

>>34965870
How when they meet someone new they are just suddenly best friends.

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>>34965870
>>self diagnosing mental illnesses
isn't that most of /r9k, considering they'd be too afraid to actually meet up with a doctor to get diagnosed

>>34965886
This really rattles my bones when they get butthurt about it too

>>34965923
I mean like stacy who says shes "depressed" because all her friends on facebook are posting relationship pictures and she gets sad and feels no one loves her because she keeps getting roundhoused by chad every weekend

>>34965958
What do you mean, fren?

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>What do you mean you haven't heard of [pop song/dumb tv show/normie meme/other stupid pop culture trend]? Have you been living under a rock all your life? Hahahahahaha

>"i have ocd"
>"i have add/adhd"
>moans or over exaggerate how something taste

also im not gonna do anything but just want to know, would old buckshot to the head be enough to die? just curious though

>>34965886
yep.

>>34965870
kek literally r9k m8

>>34965886
sorry this isnt true, usually when a robot meets a normie the robot gets to open or forward and the normie usually replies with "ummm.. i dont know you lol?"

>>34966675
What you're saying isn't mutually exclusive with normies becoming best friends immediately upon meeting each other.

>I'm so OCD xD

>>34965870
>uses anecdotal evidence to explain why your life is your own fault.

Not to say I'm 100% a victim, but when you get shit like
>Well your cousin Jimmy got a good job without a degree and you have a degree!
Well gee aunt trish, maybe it's because Jimmy's dad got him the job through a friend of a friend meanwhile my parents try to pretend that I'm okay and not goibg fucking insane thinking about how I want to burn the damn house down with them in it.

>>34965870
>>34965870
>brag about how sarcastic they are
>Sarcasm is the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it xD

Those people think they are edgy but they are actually the biggest normies out there.

>>34966848
Sarcasm is the lowest genre of humour

They all want to shake your hand when meeting you. I don't like strangers touching me or touching them.

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>>34965870

> claims to have social anxiety

>>34968053
This. No one with actual social anxiety fucking talks about it

when they call themselves "lonely"

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>normie who you just met touchs you confidently
>get away of him
>he looks you as a creep
>he gets butthurt

What do they expect?

>>34965870
>""""totally in love"""" with who they are dating
>break up
>immediately date somebody else
>"i love u babe XD"

>you know you can talk to me whenever you want :^)
>um anon im busy rn can we talk later??
>sry im busy :((((

>the normies here that have gfs
>the normies here that post those "omg take off ur shirt :33" threads every hour
>the "fembots are real becuz i am 1!!!!!" threads

>when a non-virgin claims to be a robot

>>34965870
>I get my memes from facebook

They speak and type in ebonics.
Why the fuck are people TYPING in ebonics? Why can't you just type normally?

>>34968514
Ain't nobody got time fo that, nigga

>>34968196

Exactly. She's got the meme version of social anxiety.

>>34966805
Try asking your cousin for help, I'm going to ask for help, I really need a job, I have no degree.

>>34966564
>"i have ocd"
but ocd is a very real illness. i think you're talking about the people that think they have ocd just because they are organized.

>>34968687
are you retarded or just autistic

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>hahaha I am a shitposting connoisseur
>reee i hate normies reeee hehehe the funny frog noises reee
>HAHAHAHA BRAAAAP HAHAHAAHAA OOH HAHAHAAH BFFFF BRAAAP AHAHAHAA

>>34968697
both. what about you, friend?

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>>34968702
>BRRAAPP threads

One of the least funny threads i've had the displeasure of seeing arcanine stoop to desu

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The tendency to shy away from new things, whether it be food, movies, music, culture, etc.

Everything has to be pre-approved, lest they enjoy something that most people don't.

>>34965870
>What did you do this weekend anon?

Nothing. It was nothing last weekend, its nothing this weekend and it will be nothing next weekend. STOP FUCKING ASKING.

>at register, swiping my card
>person behind me puts stuff on the counter and stands on my heels
>can feel them grazing me and my bag

Makes me go from 0 to FURIOUS instantly. Why the fuck do normies have to be as close to you as possible? Nothing makes me madder than people fucking touching me

>>34968976
kek, fucking this to be organic

>>34966564
As long as you aim it right, yes. Fire it into the side of your head so it hits the brain stem, if you do it under the chin you can survive but tear your face off.

>>34965870
I hate when they post threads about "normies" on /r9k/ while being completely unaware that they themselves are in fact frog-posting normalfags.

>normie Chad buddy has good looks, a wife-material girlfriend and a stable, well-paying job
>ask him what's up
>"Just contemplating my meaningless existence."
I didn't even reply. Got me so mad.

>>34969156
you can recognize your existence as meaningless and simultaneously enjoy it and recognize your good fortune in life. I'm fucking pointless but I'm lucky