>"Hey, Anon, [Oneitis] has a crush on you!" >"Eww,

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>be me
>yesterday
>at party
>touch oneitis' shoulder once while talking to her
>"Could you please stop touching my should, I only do that with friends"

Weird thing is that I'm almost over her alrady, maybe I didn't suffer from oneitis after all
I guess that was such a bizarre, unwarranted thing to say that I realized what a bitch she is

>>34965735
>having a oneitis

Top keek and meme magic mate

>>34965735
>"Eww, no I don't!"

My best friend said that about me too. Now we're dating.

the fuck is a oneitis?

>>34966852
Obsessing over a girl because she is special and "the one" in your mind

>girl at work flirts with me occasionally
>oneitis teases me about her
>easily laugh it off because I only really want to be with her
Well they both have actual boyfriends so it's not like my tunnel vision for her is fucking me over in that aspect at least.

>>34965735
>Tfw something like that happened to me a couple of days ago also...

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>>34966852
It's basically this.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limerence

what do if oneitis likes me so much it makes her tsundere and paralyzed and far away pls

Holy shit OP iktf. Why didn't I just say "that's cool, I like her too" and see if something happened. My life could've been completely different.

>>34966852
Lurk for at least one year before posting, newfag.

>>34966939
I have one, and it fucks with my mind so much.

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>>34965735

>"Hiiii Anon ;)"
>Oneitis and her friends laugh
>I'm a naive retard so I think she's genuinely flirting with me
>One day she does this and I hear one of her friends whisper and ask if she likes me
>"EWWWWW NO!"
>They all start laughing

that was the first and only time a girl ever at least pretended to show interest in me

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>>34965735
>chilling with oneitis alone
>semi-jokingly ask if she is into me
>she smiles and enthusiastically says she is
what the fuck even

>>34967741
Could be worse anon.

>Match with oneitis on tinder
>Think about what to say for the whole day
>Decide to use some retarded joke as a starting line
>Says she doesn't get it
>Autism intensifies
>Don't reply for the rest of the day
>Decide to try again the next day
>Unmatched

I wanted to kill myself so much that day. Saw her in the local store yesterday, she was so beautiful, couldn't even say hi to her. Fuck me really, why does everything have to be so shitty.

>>34966845
This. Even if she has a crush on you she won't reveal it like that.

Are you in middle school?
aboriginal

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>get oneitis' phone number
>constantly text for a couple of days
>go to lake with her and her friends
>after that barely replies to texts with single word answers
>starts ignoring me
>see her flirting with another guy in school the next day
>she was just trying to make me into a beta orbiter

It was a nice awakening that I will never be loved and shouldn't talk to girls ever again.

>>34967954
>matched on tinder

Fuck man you were in the palm of her hand and yablewit.

>>34969520
Being an orbiter isn't TOO bad. Sure she isn't yours but you're guaranteed a steady stream of attention when she's down/depressed.

>>34969698
For me it's too similar to getting cucked, why would I only want to talk to a girl when she's upset about Chad not dicking her down? I would rather have my own qt3.14 pure virgin gf all for myself.

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>>34969769
>masturbate to 2D waifus while I wait for my 3D virgin qtpi
>masturbate to text messages from oneitis when Chad is not around

Now you tell me who is getting cucked here

>messaging oneitis
>she says "I really like a guy but I don't know whether to go for it"
>basically given up with her so I ask why she's so scared of asking him out
>"he loves me so much and has for ages, only now do I see that I should have been with him all this time, it's just scary, what if I get with him and he realises that I'm not as good as he thinks"
>oh shit she's talking about me, she's known I liked her for years
>well I'm sure if he loves you then he can look past any flaw the way you would look past his
>"thanks anon"
>so who is this mystery man?
>"it's the chad who just got dumped by his 10/10 stacey girlfriend"


FUCKING NORMIES NEED TO BE ERADICATED

>>34969881
I'm fine with just my qt 2D women while I wait. They're a lot nicer!

>>34966767
I'm trying to empathize but I feel like this one's on you.

>>34970101
Plus I get hugs from my oneitis whenever I want

Can you hug your waifu?

>>34970204
If I buy a body pillow