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>>34971863
i can't see her bare soles so idk if im attracted to her

lets see the other side

NO ROASTIES FAGGGGGLE
REEEEEEEE

Do you really think this guy is an alpha male? When you are ugly, you grow up with constant rejection, so you develop a pathological betaness, that you can't just unlearn. This guy is a good example of this.

If this is some sort of ironic satire it's honestly 10/10.

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>>34971843
your actual behavior is irrelevant. all that matters is whether or not you're attractive.

if you're attractive, everything you do will be perceived as alpha, if you're ugly, everything you do will be perceived as beta. the science can't be any clearer on this.

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>>34971831
>All frogposters also browse reddit! Fact! If you EVER encounter a frogposter, be sure to kindly tell him to go back!!
will they listen?

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>>34971831
You can't make me buddy boy

>>34971831
Hey fellow anonymous, stop bothering other fellow anonymous users and come back to our sub. Here is a link so you don't have to type or google search hehe. x) https://www.reddit.com/r/anime/

Not really pathetic. Just lonely and desperate for companionship. Maybe eventually you'll get an opportunity to meet her and you'll find she loves you too.

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>>34971804
Doesn't sound all that pathetic, my man. If you were physically closer to her, you'd probably have a girlfriend, and people might even call you a normie.

There's still a stigma about it, and there are some logistical issues, but who knows? With enough trust and if she wants the same thing that you do, maybe you can even make it work with her.

>>34971858
So you act like a couple before even meeting?

nowadays he just tells you to go for it and fuck the outcome

Is there a strategy for finding a woman who loves me for who I am, as I am, with all my flaws and insecurities?

>>34971752
This post cured autism and then gave me a new form of even worse autism

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>>34971720
>tfw the only good gene i have is the one that makes you not sweat

just a reminder that if you buy the deoderant jew you ARE getting cucked.

>>34971720
you will sweat even more with shaved pits.
Don't do it unless you're a woman or spend a lot of time naked and looking good is a job requirement
Source: don't remember.

Just trim, OP

>>34971717
What exactly are normies doing these days? Bowling? Dabbing?

>>34971994
I think they just play beer pong.

>>34971717
I'm in a similar boat. I just don't know why I have such poor self control in this one regard.

You have to browse /x/ and erotic roleplay in character of who you want the tulpa to be.

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$$$$$$$$$$$$

no need to thank me anon

>>34971864
>>34971875
pls be serious

smells like shit man

There is a faint smell of ass

You know the bad thing about only showering once a week is that the shit smell never goes away, even right after a thorough shower it still smells like poo.

>>34971651
>We still haven't met in real life for some reason, we fell in love too quickly I think
>She doesn't actually live in my town, she lives in a small village
>I buy a train ticket to see her before I go on vacation (It's summer)
>After a 15 min trip, I'm there
>All of her clothes have been stolen, probably by former classmates.
>She's poorly dressed but I don't care
>Best day of my life, also first kiss
>I go on Vacation. I can't talk to her as much as I would have wanted but heh
>At some point, she starts to be sad
>I'm legit preoccupied
>I ask her what's wrong
>She won't tell
>autism mode activated
>Asked her a bit too much and too many times
>Must have been fucking annoying
>She's mad at me
>She says that she just needs to be alone
>I didn't understand that at that time
>I think it was unjust of her to be mad at me for being such a caring boyfriend
>I try defending my point
>She's even more mad
>So mad that she tells me what made her sad : Her best friend killed herself
>autism is off the charts
>"why didn't you tell me in the first place, see, it wasn't that hard"
>We break up.
>Fast forward an entire year to the summer of 2016
>I decide to talk to her again
>We get along pretty well even after what happened
>Her dad dies. She's greatly affected by this event, I'm trying to comfort her
>Her family sells her dad's car to pay for a vacation
>She goes on vacation in Tunisia
>While she's there, she's trying to make me jealous, which is cute
>She's even possessive

cont.

>>34971673
>At some point she says that she misses our relationship
>Me too but I thought I should wait.
>She got sick in Tunisia
>Like really fucking sick
>I'll get to that later
>When she was back from Tunisia, we planned to see each other.
>This time, she's coming to my city
>Waiting at the train station, she doesn't show up
>I'm pretty sad
>She says she showed up earlier and sent me a message to tell me, but I didn't receive it.
>I'm afraid she would be mad at me
>I tell her I love her but I also tell her about my problems. I have a hand-washing OCD as well as a deep fucking depression, and I felt like she had to know
>She accepted my mental state, which made me almost cry like a little bitch
>She's in love too, but I already knew.
>We get together again.
>She's still sick.
>She went to the hospital to know what was going on
>It's the yellow fever
>I google "yellow fever"
>thisisserious.png
>The doctor gave her medication and said she had to come back in 3 days if it didn't do anything
>Let her alone those 3 days, thinking that she might want to rest.
>After those three days, she says that her medication didn't do shit and she didn't want to go to the hospital and anyway she had to work (Because her dad was dead, she had to work to support her family)
>I got really fucking worried and told her she could tell her boss that she couldn't work
>She said my advice was not needed and something like "Thanks fuckhead, wouldn't have guessed my situation was shit"

cont.

>>34971701
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Quick recap
>dad dead
>breast cancer
>yellow fever
>work or go homeless
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>From there, things started to decay
>She was really mad at me and there was no way I could obtain any sort of dialog
>We broke up again
>I came back
>Didn't last either, because she didn't trust me anymore
>I think I wouldn't admit that I didn't trust her either
>I mean, so much bad luck, seems fake, right ?
>Anyway, she said that I was smothering her even though we didn't speak that much since she was always busy
>She said she didn't want to talk to me because I was always asking why she wasn't there
>She said that she never needed my shitty advice, that I acted as if I knew everything
>I think she overreacted, honestly
>Anyway it got pretty bad and we severed in october, trying not to be rude to each other.
>4 months later, I came back to her, partly because I felt bad, but mostly because I felt like I needed her in my life.
>She also made me know Placebo, I fucking love their music but I can't stop thinking about her while listening to it.

And I'm here. What can I tell her ? Is it fucked ? I acted like a fucking moron, I just ruined a relationship with a wonderful person, I'm lost. It would have been great if I had been able to handle those terrible situations. Halp, r9k :^(

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>>34971599
i don't want peace, i want war

>>34971599

You need a degree for that unlike the military.

>>34971599
Can you tell me what it is and how I get into it?

Who are the bogdanoffs?

>>34971557
I fucking love this meme desu

I wonder if she is aware of it

man she looks bogged out as fuck bro.

ill be on that level someday too.

>>34971498
Love is a social construct. Just stay out of society and you will become numb to it.

Its just an incentive to get us to procreate. Same reason why we think every girl that shows us any attention like us, just our brain fucking with us.

>in b4 the reason
u wot m79

Sorry I have cold feet

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>>34971383
i-i can't even swim

>>34971383

I've gone a bit mental so I'd probably jump in, despite the fact I can't swim for shit.

Cold's nay bother, mind. This bastard's got wodka for blood.

>>34971357
How do I get rid of gyno? I'm seriously ready to try to knife the shit out myself.
I have no money for surgery.

>>34971357
its called aromatization.
Soy is such a worthless product to consume

>>34971402
You complete the session with estrogen injections.

I'd suck on those titties desu