>Come on, you pathetic excuse for a man, the water isn't

Sorry I have cold feet

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>>34971383
i-i can't even swim

>>34971383

I've gone a bit mental so I'd probably jump in, despite the fact I can't swim for shit.

Cold's nay bother, mind. This bastard's got wodka for blood.

>>34971695
this post is a mosaic of cringe

>>34971731
So is every other post in this thread, and on this board.

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>>34971731
Fortunately this is 4chan and I will never suffer any repercussions for anything I ever do here.

>>34971808
You might make yourself even more retarded

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>>34971906

Sounds like a bet, you're on.

I haven't swam for over 10 years, I'd probably jump in then realize I've forgotten how to swim and drown.