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>>35046843
If real, why didn't you join the family business?

>>35046843

your wife still hates you desu she just deals with it

>>35046988
It's not real no one from upstate New York can make more than 200,000 a year

>at work
>put on safety goggles to go to bathroom
>I have to do this since you have to wear safety goggles when you go to the shop floor
>closest bathroom to engineering area is on shopfloor
>already feel autistic wearing safety goggles in bathroom
>hear grunts of old Asian man
>old Asian engineer is taking dump
>I'm always super autistic when I talk to him
>I'm 2 stalls down, so I decide to wait it out when I hear his toilet flush.
>I guess it was just a Courtesy flush
>decide to leave stall and wash hands
>hear belt noises
>basically spring out of bathroom

I felt quite autistic after that one

at my last job I kept joking around that a client who I was designing something for would think I was autistic when he visited.

One day into his visit, he tells a coworker "I can tell anon is really smart, but he isn't all there socially, I wonder how he is with girls"

I have many more autistic autism stories

>>35045906
>cares about how others perceive him
>is aware that others can perceive him and have opinions that differ from your own
Sounds like you're pretty far from being autistic, m8. I'd just call that social awkwardness.

>>35045234
>jacking off and cutting myself simultaneously
>i like to watch the blood kinda smear around on my dick
>mom walks in with some clean laundry, doesn't knock naturally
>turbo-autism, i choose you!: i'm sitting at my desk chair with my pants pulled down beneath my knees, blood smeared all over my crotch, look over at her and immediately yell something like, "mom, boys can have their time of the month too!"
>fortunately she was already stumbling backwards out of my room almost at the moment she walked in and saw me, and she's just as socially awkward/uncomfortable as I am, so repression and denial come as second nature.

but fuck. i still don't feel the same when i look my mom in the eyes, and that was in december. i need to move out, jesus christ.

>>35045088
That the girl next door was abused so I swept in alpha like and we built a decent relationship in about 2 hours. Than I woke up. Shit hurts :/

Last night I had a dream that I was a queen over all dead
I tried to command a palace full of zombies to stay still and act as if they were comple dead, but it wouldn't work and they turned into an ocean of decomposed flesh
I was washed under the waves of decomposing flesh and felt as if I was suffocating
Then I washed up over a corpse
I fucked it for what felt like hours
It was so good it woke me up

>>35046042
Completely*

Oregano lewdblox

Yes, a comic though it wasn't SFM.

>>35044667
can i see that comic

>>35044603
Is that a high elf getting double dicked by two shemales.

whew...

I recommend you go to south america and try ayahuasca (from a certified healer of course)

>>35044729
Sounds nice, but it would be very hard for me to get there.

Are mushrooms or DMT ok?

>>35044830
Not sure if they have the same healing effect but I wouldn't throw it out the books. Unfortunately I'm not familiar with any of those so I couldn't tell you with certainty

1, 2, 3, bumping it up to the beat!

*boardslides into this thread*
discord is gay
*ollies over a kia back to the homepage*

>>35044345
That's a cute girl(male).
What's her name?

if you really want to kill your sexuality completely just say that youre a pedo and get yourself chemically castrated

You sound like those bitter old cat women that talk about how disgusting men are.

>>35044304
I'm not going to claim to be something I'm not and I'm not committing social suicide. I shall become at least the lich with my genitalia attached. If I don't die of complications by then.

I want to listen to this if i ever get euthanized.

Another one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr9SR6hmTPw
This shit is like a drug
and the background of the videos give you this really comfy feeling

>>35044227
It makes me feel floaty like a fog and makes me remember my old qt german teacher! Let's get comfy in here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBpwKNbcuMA

>what does this make you feel? Do you remember anyone?

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>>35040805
First for Christ

I'm in the phase of being too bored to be bothered to do anything, it's painful. Blows my mind we live in an age when we can get any form of media with a few clicks but we can still be bored.

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yeah ? let me rock you now

>>35035680
you fucking what anon? How does that even work?

Why are you a perverted freak?

>>35035680
post pics of your work degenerate

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>>35058608
>it's a close friend.

>>35058608
>brainlets too dumb to into subsonic wet weapons
tip top lel.

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>>35058608
>oneitis already had a bf
Well at least I can delude myself into thinking I totally would've had a chance with her and that I wouldn't have been at all paralyzed by a crippling fear of rejection.

Because the meme was always on the border of reddity, and now it's really fucking reddity. It's still OK once in a while on /pol/ when it's really situational, but people going around going HAHA PRAISE KEK LOL! EPIC KEK WIN BRO! is cringe.

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>>35058500
>>35058522
And so his will has been projected! It's clear what we ought to do, rejoice with me brothers, praise Kek!

Can you feel it? He's amongst us.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sl2-i7pjWDw

>>35058500
is kek lobbin that nubian an ankh?

looks are the #1 cause of initial attraction

prove me wrong dipshit frogposter

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>>35058417
>He still thinks women don't care most about the looks of a guy.
wew lad

>>35058417
Have you ever been to those catfish tinder threads that get posted here all the time? If you are good looking you can get away with saying anything you want. Personality is a meme when you have good looks. Money and status are still things that matter too but don't deny how important appearance is.

the figures i have are too expensive to even think about doing it

yes

i have had better cums in my day

Yes
Then i resold it as a like-new condition one
They'll never know

You're on the wrong board for this

As a fellow tranny, just build a home gym you dummy

lol

19 year old detected

>>35057670
i don't want a home gym. or i do, but i'm already paying for the gym so it's not something i want right now.