Kek

Because the meme was always on the border of reddity, and now it's really fucking reddity. It's still OK once in a while on /pol/ when it's really situational, but people going around going HAHA PRAISE KEK LOL! EPIC KEK WIN BRO! is cringe.

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>>35058500
>>35058522
And so his will has been projected! It's clear what we ought to do, rejoice with me brothers, praise Kek!

Can you feel it? He's amongst us.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sl2-i7pjWDw

>>35058500
is kek lobbin that nubian an ankh?

>>35058500
When I got dubs, Kek promised me a gf.

I see no gf. He is a false idol.

>>35058500
why do /pol/tards convieniently ignore the fact that their god is a tranny?

but I AM actively praising Kek, I spread the gospel everyday through the power of meme magic, papa bless.

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>>35058545
Indeed so.

>>35058584
It doesn't simply work that way. You require a collective consciousness in order to be granted something, you see, this is why this board serves the best in terms of appraisal -- Kek wants praises -- You want girlfriends! It's quite the easy transaction.

>>35058593
I'm sure everyone involved in the praises are very aware of this fact, you simply have to look beyond that, or if you're into traps / trannies; Kek fits right up your ally! :)

>>35058615
Shadilay!

I already believed in chaos magic, or the power of belief to cause changes to reality. Thus, it makes sense to trust in the Frog God, whose pond is the ever-changing murk.

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>>35058668
It awfully makes sense, doesn't it?

The universe, or more-so nature in it self is very, very chaotic, vile, and dark. I find it more than simply a coincidence that Kek is the perfect embodiment of such things.

>>35058642
It was a collective. Kek promised a gf to those who earned dubs. I earned my dubs in that thread and was promised a gf.
The pact was written and sealed in numbers. I held up my end. Kek has not.

>>35058722
I don't think chaos must necessarily equate to darkness and vileness. That said all those things do lend themselves to nihilism, and I do believe all of them anyway.

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>>35058756
I'm finding your words increasingly hollow. If the statement that made the initial "promise" wasn't blessed, then that promise served no purpose aside from being a false hope to lure in the naive.

If you and another anon received repeating numerals, that doesn't form a collective consciousness, but simply two individuals pleading out for a Girlfriend.

You have to look at it this way: Is receiving a girlfriend your ultimatum? If that's the case, then round up a group of anons and continue to praise as hard as you can, until each and every one of you have been acknowledged by Kek himself.

A prime example is Brexit and Trump. The appraisals calling for their success was unrivaled, therefore in the end, the collective consciousness called for it, and it happened.

You must pour your heart, soul, and energy into such a thing. It's clear that you'll lose a fraction of who you are as a being in the process but, this is /r9k/, I'm sure you lot don't mind :)


>>35058500
>>35058522
>>35058722
I'll be keeping track of the repeating numerals throughout this thread, he truly is here. You should be reminded that

>77

Are the chosen numbers.

Praise Kek!

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>>35058848
Kek! Hear me! Destroy my enemies, and my life is yours.

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>>35058983
But, who are your enemies?

>>35058538
Did you not learn from the guy who got double 2's at all?

>>35059006
My exes are the ones I want to die. One hurt me, and I hurt the other. That in mind, the first is vengeance, the second is mercy.

>>35058500
dude repeating digits lmao

its easy as fuck

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>>35059014
It's clear he's referring to the Alt-Right. As they're the ones who ruined the image of Kek with people such as Richard Spencer, Sargon, and other Youtube Personalities.

I'm merely nothing but a humble messenger.

>>35059058
You poor soul. I'd recommend projecting your anger out into your appraisal, ensure that's what you want, be true in yourself.

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>>35059110
It's "easy as fuck" yet you lack them.

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>>35059112
>Kek telling me pic related
Was he a norman all along?

I think the cornerstone of Kek worship is giving yourself over to unpredictability and disruption of the status quo. Nonsense happenings that defy expectation, and which may claim human lives for the sake of a cosmic joke. When you realise that there's no real point to anything but for that which you yourself assign, it's pretty appealing.

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>>35059179
In a simplified way, you've hit in dead on in some aspects.

If you look at all the "happenings", it comes clear that the death-tolls mostly involve the group of individuals that /r9k/ despises the most -- Normies, Chads, and Stacies.

>he doesnt know that the secret behind kek is a script
kill yourself
Christ is the only way

>>35058500
lets see if he delivers

>>35059246
I don't agree with that. Les Bains was just random plebs on a plane. Ebola-tan was Africa. Who're you referring to?

>enabling poltards

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>>35059281
It's clear you don't know that the secret behind Christianity was/is a group of individuals looking to control the masses, therefore created a bunch of fairy-tales masked as "religious fact" accompanied by having one of their cult members "die on the cross" to prove their "religious tales".

>>35059301
I suppose it's a shame however, they were simply caught up in the chaos.

>>35059420
They were, and I don't see it as a shame at all. It was worth it, in the scheme of things. For the sake of amusement, and to point out the futility of things.