/Autism Stories/

>at work
>put on safety goggles to go to bathroom
>I have to do this since you have to wear safety goggles when you go to the shop floor
>closest bathroom to engineering area is on shopfloor
>already feel autistic wearing safety goggles in bathroom
>hear grunts of old Asian man
>old Asian engineer is taking dump
>I'm always super autistic when I talk to him
>I'm 2 stalls down, so I decide to wait it out when I hear his toilet flush.
>I guess it was just a Courtesy flush
>decide to leave stall and wash hands
>hear belt noises
>basically spring out of bathroom

I felt quite autistic after that one

at my last job I kept joking around that a client who I was designing something for would think I was autistic when he visited.

One day into his visit, he tells a coworker "I can tell anon is really smart, but he isn't all there socially, I wonder how he is with girls"

I have many more autistic autism stories

>>35045906
>cares about how others perceive him
>is aware that others can perceive him and have opinions that differ from your own
Sounds like you're pretty far from being autistic, m8. I'd just call that social awkwardness.

>>35045234
>jacking off and cutting myself simultaneously
>i like to watch the blood kinda smear around on my dick
>mom walks in with some clean laundry, doesn't knock naturally
>turbo-autism, i choose you!: i'm sitting at my desk chair with my pants pulled down beneath my knees, blood smeared all over my crotch, look over at her and immediately yell something like, "mom, boys can have their time of the month too!"
>fortunately she was already stumbling backwards out of my room almost at the moment she walked in and saw me, and she's just as socially awkward/uncomfortable as I am, so repression and denial come as second nature.

but fuck. i still don't feel the same when i look my mom in the eyes, and that was in december. i need to move out, jesus christ.

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A girl in High School said i was hot, my response was

>same bro

>mfw

>>35045234
dsadasdasdas

This hapend the other day
>Be in uni
>Have to take a shit
>Go to public bathroom
>Think its empty
>Decide to spartan kick the stall door because autism
>mfw there is a guy in there
>he didn't lock the door for some reason
>the stall door flies inward and slams into him
> i sprint the fuck out of the bathroom as fast as I can

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>>35048384
>"mom, boys can have their time of the month too!"

>>35049089
How does the door slam him? They are designed to not touch the toilet when opened inwards.

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>6th grade
>somewhat cute girl comes up and asks if I want to go to the school dance with her
>"uhh I dont think I was invited to that one, sorry"
literally the only time a female expressed any interest in me and I fucking blew it

>>35049089
This is why you must decide to be a gentleman, Anon.

>>35049128
He could've been hunched forwards and so when anon kicked it it hit him in the face.

>>35049089
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