/britfeel/

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>>35040805
First for Christ

I'm in the phase of being too bored to be bothered to do anything, it's painful. Blows my mind we live in an age when we can get any form of media with a few clicks but we can still be bored.

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yeah ? let me rock you now

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Could have swore I looked at the date yesterday and it was the 19th

>>35040886
ah yes I loved the time travel you get from being a NEET

>oh it's monday
>oh it's thursday
>when did that happen?
>oooer pretty lights...

>>35040722
>made 4 minutes before this one
>got repeating integers

Fucking check the catalog neck time you fucking doyle. And get murdered

wan end it. how does that relate to call centRE?
you fucking berks aint opening no goddamned call centre
gb2falseunderstanding
its glass but you think its water

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>tfw you realize you're basically just an attention whore, except playing the game on a higher level so that nobody will ever notice you're an attention whore (in practice, yielding zero attention but allowing you to muffle the internal contradiction of hating attention whores while being one)
>tfw nobody will ever sympathise with you, and the only people who pity you will be those who anger you

>>35040947
Didn't post it in the last thread, the biggest mistake

>normie: oh man I watched this cartel murder video it was so sick
>me: I watch a video of a 1 year old hanging herself
>Oh woah dude that's fucking sick wtf is wrong with you?

>>35040947
>doesn't post it in the old thread to notify others of the new thread
>expects people to post in it
You're a waste of space

>>35040970
Dammit 12 years old

>those pathetic posts in the other thread trying to keep it alive
Oh dear

>>35040989
>>35040970

You both sound fucking grim.

>>35041013
stay in this thread you pathetic cunt

>>35040983
you as well numpty shit chucks. now you can die here with all your ilk.
>>35040969
the biggest mistake is these shitposters

What do you think Lenlad smells like ha ha

>>35040969
>>35040983
Didn't even post the proper OP picture. Where are our serial killers?

I will post a link in the old thread next time. Or you should be quicker.

pls take part in the poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/12388437

>>35041062
Sunshine I'd imagine

THIS IS NOT AN OFFICIAL BRITFEEL THREAD, PROPER BRITISH LADS OBSERVE UNSPOKEN LAWS OF ETIQUETTE LIKE ORDERLY QUEUE FORMING AND BARTENDER SERVING ORDER. NOT ADHERING TO FIRST COME FIRST SERVES FORGOES YOUR BRITISHNESS

ANYONE WHO CONTINUES TO POST IN THIS THREAD IS A HUN SPY

>>35041062
Probably smells like the canal water that splashes back onto him when he pushes people in.

What's the point, eh? I feel like at 29 I've hit the 'main bit' of my life and it revolves around breadline subsistence, half-arsed exercise, no alcohol or recreational drugs and a gf who nags me to bring in more money.

>>35041062
Canal water and fruity hand sanitiser and nice fabric softener.

>>35041044
>stay in this thread you pathetic cunt
Fuck off. I was puttin sage in the appropriate fields when I posted there

i'm no longer coming to britfeel

-pp

p.s. enjoy your call centRE i'm sure it'll work out great chatting bare SHIT enjoyy your shit memes and your chat shit memes you berking spergs

I had to delete the other thread because the fucking retard who started this one didn't see the new one.

It's all well and good telling me to post the link to the new thread in the old one, but if you're too fucking blind to see there is already a new one before making this one then you're just fucking retarded.

this is not hotline bling people. its not glamorous.

>>35041124
See you tomorrow PissPot.

>>35041124
Be gone poo poo PP be gone
-Mr Wobbly

>>35041134
Someone seems salty that they didn't get their own way

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>>35041151
thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxpDa-c-4Mc

night all. hope jesus is with you tonight. kisses and huggles. toodles!

>>35041124
don't leave mate. we love ya really
especially now you're spelling centre correctly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hhfScpi3Ts
Thread Theme (Sad Version)

>>35041206
eh too many shit posters running rampant and unchallenged means that they get first claim over all the good shit.... they're the worst...

>>35041183
>better be MGS music
>click it
you are definitely in the wrong place mister.
i don't think you are going to be helpful at this rate.

Broke my 2 day no fap streak. So fucking depressed that I stayed up late and got sucked into wanking. Some shitty little thread on this board set me off.

I have to be up in five hours, not got any clothes ready, will be a drowsy mess throughout work. Already on the verge of getting sacked.

Tempted to just chop my dick off desu. The amount of problems this little fucker causes me.

>>35041180
I'm salty because OP is a fucking retard and ruined my poll

>>35041255
>mgs
nigga what
its literally hotline bling and fits the current situation

>>35041227
nah too sad lad, something cheery and bouncy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTQFe9QIoTM

you have shit posters, shit op image, shit ideas, shit followers, shit security, shit everything.
you want some shit? ask your mates
you want the best. come to me. stop wasting my time. nothing you create will ever be as good as my efforts. be realistic. i can do it. by myself if i have to. i'm makig you an offer. and an ultimatum. keep the shit or lose the shit.
p.s. not hotline bling. NOT. do you not see people dying around you because of what you are doing?
you are either stupidly dangerous or cunningly vicious

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>>35041134
>Consistently have successful threads toppling ones that lay before them
>Always manage to overthrow a poleaboo started thread even when they're nearly 50 posts in
Think I'm thriving lads

>>35041300
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTUqKCrOs14
too bouncy

>>35041326
no. you do not know how to measure.
you are bad. wrong. you do not know how to quantify value of a thread.

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>>35041269
>ruined my poll
Your poll was bad . Not everything is about fucking serial killers. We're not lonely middle aged women.

absolutely appalling shit.
your memes are so bad that shit posters can post them ironically and you cant even tell the difference..

you are really a total mess. you will get raped by spies.. continue coddling snakes. they still bite no matter how nice you treat them.

>>35041365
Who would buy that and not think 'my life is in a bad place'?

>>35041373
fuck off poleaboo you bore

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night lads, I'm going to watch Young pope and chill.

>>35041407
night night qt desu

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You've all been a big part of my life for the last year or so. I love you all sort of like family in some sort of weird way. But anyway, I'm never posting again after today. Watch the news for a suicide in the west of Scotland. Goodnight /britfeel/ I hope you all get your waifus one day

>>35041258
Go on antidepressants. They fuck your dick up pretty good. No boners at all

>>35041425
good night lad. i hope it goes smoothly.
love you to mate

>>35041393
It's mostly women that are into this shit. Have you seen those magazines in the supermarkets? Rape, rape, child abuse, rape, cannibalism, rape, child abuse, rape, rape, I married my rapist, rape, murder, rape.

They're perverts.

>>35040926
Yep.
Was my birthday on the 9th... convinced it was last week... apparently not.
Losing entire weeks is just silly.

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>>35041425
P-probably just a bait post...right lads?

>>35041425
this wouldnt happen if you had better standards. you lot are backsliding because you let shit slide.
cover each others fucking asses. stop letting shitposters in.

>>35041395
bye watch out for poo poo pee pee man

>>35041365
And neither were some of the killers lad.
It seems you are a normie and have found yourself on the wrong board

>>35041425
You fucking idiot! Take out some normal fags before you go anon. It must be done

Become a part of the new britfeel OP pic

>>35041425
you ent falling in a canal tonight mate. not on my watch. who's with me?

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>>35041425
Make it a good one lad, nice posting with you, see you on the other side!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKFiGnPNwas

>>35041513
no
if he wants to go, let the lad go

>>35041513
but first make sure its not a trap.
ichigos mom shit dragon/hollow lying in wait by the canal sounds like a classic move

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>>35041425
RIP west scotland anon

19??-2017

>>35041425
>http://www.strawpoll.me/12388437
The Frog God will welcome you into the pond that is Eternity
Shadilay, and may your journey into oblivion be liberating

>>35041425
You are nothing to me, you're useless fucking cunt you are nothing to me. I don't ever wanna feel, like anything I do ever had a fucking resonance or meant a thing to you. I fucking hate you and I wish you would die. It makes me violently angry when I see you alive. You're a fucking mistake, you're an embarrasing mate. You think you're funny and your clever but youre just a fucking disgrace.

>>35041425
At least tell us how you're gonna go. Do you even know what you're doing?

>>35041583
bans plox? where you at?

>>35041425
Jesus loves you.

This world is a sick place, no doubt about it. And I'm sure you feel disconnected. Can I tell you, that might actually be a good thing? The Bible says that friendship with the world is enmity with God. If you don't like the world, isn't it worth putting your trust in Him?

You can kill your old self and be born again. Not physically of your mother's womb but spiritually.

>>35041621
bans ffs.... where are you guys???!!!

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>>35041425
Have a meme for the road lad

>>35041609
>>35041634
go to tumblr for your safe space

>>35041425
The news doesn't report suicides of random people.

>>35041341
too fast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNQkdRADaGE

>>35041636
>announce you're gonna kill yourself
>instantly become a meme
This is why none of us can function in the outside world.

>>35041621
The Old Gods have no power here. The Croaking Chaos is Master now.

>>35041621
obvious troll... read the words carefully, and between the lines... not helpful, just appears to be.

>>35041425
Rest easy lad, you killing yourself in a public place? I doubt they'd report your death otherwise

>>35041425
im gonna change the uk. dont die. okay?

>>35041676
Rev 1:8 KJV I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty.

>>35041686
Because of the kill your old self bit? I meant killing his old mindset.

Rom 12:2 KJV And be not conformed to this world: but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God.

>>35041675

I-I-I'm gonna make it. This time..

im sorry pls dont go i want you to be my robot ally in the upcoming meme war
-pp

>>35041752
He talks a big game, but why so covetous? He fears his rivals, and in this place, they have power. He is an indolent God where Kek strikes down his enemies and honours those who honour. Kek has spilled blood. His Will is manifest. Your God demands; ours provides.

/britfeel/ has been a bit rough this evening desu.

>>35041808
gonna shed ur blood m8

>>35041835
fuck, i warned you.
you let shit run rampant. this aint a fucking game chasing after waifus n shit
this is real life people die and lose their jobs
pay attention you cunts. you want to chnge it you need order, a plan, methodology, not aimless rambling in public. fucking asking for it and all

>>35041841
Your God has only men to demonstrate his presumed Will. A feeble and selfish ruler, content to hide upon his throne. Why haven't you turned to chaos worship yet? Chaos is powerful. Chaos is true. Hope only for spectacle and tragedy, and your faith will be rewarded. Pray for salvation and your spirit will be destroyed.

getting dangerously misogynist.
i just don't want to see women. ever.

>>35041910
fucking lifetime ban plox not kiddint
also blacklist permanently.

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>tfw cant be like Tom Hardy in Taboo and just be crazy fuck who doesnt care

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>>35041425
Sweet yumes, lad.
If it's what you want, then so be it.

im a professional. i can handle shit.
i offered to help you but you guys prefer
>>35041910

i sincerely hope things improve

-ykw

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>>35041896
>People in /britfeel/ having jobs
you must be new mate

>>35041896
When dat gud weed hits lmao

>>35041974
You can. You just have to be attractive first.

>>35041984
what am i supposed to feel exactly?
you cobbled some typical shit imagery together with an unimpressive post?
just stop. make something fresh ffs instead of boring everyone with your unoriginality

>>35042060
Every time he does something violent or cruel you can bet a feminist is getting off on it.

>>35042096

And what's the matter with that, man? Just relax, won't you?

>>35042219
What an odd response.

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>>35042071
already posted OC in this thread mate. No need to post butthurt word-salad.

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>>35040805

Elliot Rodger's family eventually got past the grieving process.

I don't think I have yet

>>35042250
whatever. you are a loser and embarassing.
just stop. gun get btfo. u aint got no tech or spark
you call that oc? dank for babies maybe

if I don't masturbate I get a tension headache.

>>35042253

He looks like that whiny YouTube bloke who's mates with Alex Jones in that pic.

>Watching a bunch of paedo hunting vids
>In almost every one of them the paedo is clearly a mentally ill social retarded autist that probably jumped at the chance of someone giving him attention, and the fact it was some girl giving him attention he probably thought it was his time as Chad.

Mixed feels on it lads. I mean I'm all for these hunters catching child predators and groomers but it's gotta be clear to anyone that most of the are just retarded social outcasts. Sure maybe record it for evidence and tell the police but is it really necessary to publicly shame these autists?

public notice:
don't commit suicide. just do press ups* and think about your fellow anons.life WILL get better. promise.

*or squats/jumping squats or sit ups/running/weights

>>35042325
I feel the guys making these videos REALLY get off on it.

>Doing workouts at 2 in the morning to not kill yourself
The absolute state

For all you NEETs out there. Burning the midnight oil https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNRNCzq7Jrw

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>the "just lift bro" meme
jfc, the wrong person is killing themselves I feel

>>35042329
i did 100 press ups in 1 day, the other day. am still aching now t.b.h

>>35042363
all night bebby

>>35042361
What makes you say that, Anon?

Thismustbeoriginally

>>35042387
yep. should be you.
you can be a cunt, but dont try to stop others from achieving, having goals, improving themsevlves, living their lives.

what good are you? be gone. forever.

>>35040805

an... and fooooor mah tea

am avin sausage and chips and currreh

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>>35040805

There is literally nothing wrong with worshipping and idolising Elliot

>>35042365
>For all you NEETs out there. Burning the midnight oil
aw.
can i watch it too please
t. wagie

>>35042425
His goal is killing himself
your the one stopping him from achieving it.

well you would if lifting would actually help anyone who isn't a normie, it doesn't

>>35042387
shit memes ahoy.
leaving behind good memes
just as you orderd cap'n

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Elliot's first house was 81 Crofton Road, Peckham

>>35042446
Yes. But only if you change it to 144p. Sorry wagie. I don't make the rules

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I miss this shit lads

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>>35042387
p.s. also aimed at women, so not "bro: actually :p
and i didnt say JUST lift.
i said lift. eventually it will get better.
might as well get in shae for your destiny.

>>35042509
Gonna go and visit next time I'm in south

>>35042480
there is no difference between normie and not-normie.. you can be whatever you want.
you can do anything and be whatever you iike..
appealing? do it.
not appealing? come back when you're ready to grow up and join real MEN (and women)

>>35042509
That's pretty close to where I live at the moment. I'll take a photo of it if I get the chance.

>>35042568

Are you fat teddy?

>>35042515
I remember when it was pepsi twist

I had a couple of mates in secondary school two years below me who used to nick food from the canteen for me, pepsi twist was at the top of the most wanted list

>>35042579
>Are you fat teddy?
No. Thank fuck too.

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>>35042592
>tfw fat teddy will die from obesity related illness in your lifetime

>>35042561
C'mon lad. No one's saying you have to kill yourself but there's obviously a massive difference isn't there. I don't like it, wish i could be normal but some people jsut can't

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I think my cat is depressed.

>>35042616

Cut your thumbs off, he's envious of your tool use.

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>>35042613
honestly how difficult is it to get off your ass and offer your body in service of fellow anons and sexy bisshez? up to you.

Went into the store I have an interview with. Nothing but old people working there and the one person my age looks like a total chad

>>35042616
Give it a lethal dose of catnip.
[Spoiler]Don't really. Pet catto[/Spoiler]

does anyone else alternate between fantasising about being a really clever academic and realizing they're an autistic fuck who hasn't left their room in 2 years and has read 2 books in a year or so, neither of which were academic tomes

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pracice makes perfect.
get revenge on chaddos
get fit and work out so you can bang stacies tracies and katies.... now how about 20 press ups every day in the monring and in the evenin?

Post what you're listening to lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_WyOTyRBEc

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>>35042677
Americans need to fuck off

>>35042722
I don't see the relevance but I agree
fuck america

>>35042652

That can't be good for your fingers.

>>35042719
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Psg0jcVHI0c

>>35042745
You wouldn't see, because you're an American but the mistake you made was obvious to a Brit.

>>35042719
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNRNCzq7Jrw
Truly a chocolate flavoured album

>>35042765
i feel like i've used an americanism, but i'm just a retard, not a yank.

>>35042784
>realizing

>but i'm just a retard, not a yank
Heh whats the difference

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I've fallen in love with Daisy Ridley. What is wrong with me?

>>35042823
retards have nicer voices and shit themselves less

i was looking at "fantasising" for using a "z" where a "s" should've gone in. i just post whatever the spellchecker approves

What time you planning on sleeping lads

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>>35043073
Right about now funk soul brother

Originally commento

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>>35043073
Sleep is for the weak.
>tfw I'll never sleep normally again

>>35043073
4amish desudesu

britfeel?
Completed it mate.

Goodnight friends

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>>35043073
>Tfw feeling so depressed I don't even feel like going to sleep.

I've got the docs at 9 in the morning and I'm worried that if I go to sleep I'll end up oversleeping the alarm and miss it.

>>35043073
just finishing my bedtime splif then off to bed, too tired to wank so going straight to sleep
odds i wank
evens straight to sleep
>>35043125
b-but what about the nytol.
>>35043170
you've just reminded me i need to set my alarm for before 8 in the morning. need to ring the doctors myself, thanks lad
>>35043163
night lad, your gonna play again tomorrow though yeah?

>>35043268
>odds i wank
unlucky lad

>>35043170
>I've got the docs at 9 in the morning and I'm worried that if I go to sleep I'll end up oversleeping the alarm and miss it.

Same!

I'm listening to Last Podcast on the Left and playing Football Manager; how about you?

>>35043293
i know, but gotta obey keks decision

I can't enjoy anything anymore.
>Try and play a singplayer game
Stories shit. I've been here before. I feel like i've completed this before. Nothing new or exciting. Stop Playing
>Try multiplayer game
meh can't be bothered putting in the time to compete. Achieved that in the past. It's not worth it. Stop playing
>Try and read a book
This story and content is not applicable to my life. It will not help my immediate self fuckery. Its just talking about random shit.
>Watch a film
I feel like i've watched this before. Nothing new or exciting here. Stop watching
>Watch a tv show
I've basically watched all the good ones now. The rest are shit
>Practice music
Kind of enjoy this one to be fair but i find i can't really develop past a certain point
>Attempt cookery
This fancy food sure is nice. But the 30 minute prep time definitely isn't worth it. I may as well just eat a ready meal. I don't care for my well-being anyway.
>Socialise
Oh that's right i'm autistic, nevermind
>Attempt to make myself employable
I have no need for work at the moment. I won't ever need more money than minimum wage. All my hobbies are free
>Lift
People will just think you're compensating for everything, which you are
>Be awake
You aren't enjoying life, go to sleep
>Sleep
You've overslept. You are now incapable of sleeping

Really makes me think i should just kms tbwhwy lads. It's not even a point of laziness anymore. I'm just incapable of joy. I don't know how normies do it. Wish i had the cool type of autism. But no, i just have all the negative parts without the hyper-focus. Cool.

Zopiclone anon here from last thread. Took another pill. My mind feels a little hazy but not too bad. Cannot for the life of me get my legs working properly, feels like they're made from rubber bands. Still no murderous thoughts. Going to go to bed now and hopefully die in my sleep.

It's been an honour

>>35043268
>b-but what about the nytol.
I took it too often and I have a tolerance for it now. It's pretty much useless unless I don't take it for a while.

All I can fucking hear is the wind outside ITS DRIVING ME CRAZY I HAVE A 10AM LECTURE TOMORROW PLEASE JUST

>>35043365
What singleplayer game where you playing?
You should try Yakuza 0 it's actually got a pretty good storyline and that

>>35043365
I agree with nearly everything you wrote, but 2 things stood out for me.

>This fancy food sure is nice. But the 30 minute prep time definitely isn't worth it. I may as well just eat a ready meal.

I learned cooking, and even became quite good at it, but I also came to this conclusion. All of the extra shopping, all of the prep, all of the cleanup afterwards. Not worth it

>You've overslept. You are now incapable of sleeping

Fuck this shit. One day of oversleeping destroys months and months of a stable sleeping routine. Nothing worse than lying there for 45 minutes unable to sleep

anybody know of any puzzle/brain training games? Like games that will really make you work hard to get answers?

>>35043365
>All my hobbies are free
fuck do iktf, tried to explain this to my parents when they asked why I work my shit mcjob. I have no reason to work more than part time

>>35043461
It was final fantasy 15 lad. Before that I tried Dark souls 3, bloodbourne, final fantasy 10, Witcher 3. Just don't seem to enjoy the hobby anymore. I find the dialogue in games extremely cringey now, its hard to bear. I'm sure Yakuza 0 is a good game but i probably wouldn't enjoy it. The only thing i do enjoy is sandbox stuff desu.

>>35043512
I guess that's fair enough sometimes you just need to take a break from things and come back to them and they are much more enjoyable

>>35043427
is it not meant to be a taken every night?
you ringing the docs again.
has it been a few week now?
my memory's not that good

>>35043563
I think you're right lad. Just hard to find a replacement. Hoping once the weather gets nice going outside might help.

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>>35043125
oh yeah. nearly forgot.
think you forgot 2 words
post waifus

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>>35043365
you should try working out before you knock it, exercise constitutes one of our three humanly desires which inherently produce dopamine (etc) into the bod for good feels. Who gives a shit if your compensating...it sounds like you need to compensate for your autism. No normal human being will give a shit why your there, and it's pretty satisfying to self sculpt and grow.

Give it a shot.

>>35043584
It's a take as necessary thing I think. The pharmacy told me not to take it every night but I was really bad then so I took it anyway. I think my insomnia's gotten better since I was posting about it, that or I just learned to deal with it better. I shouldn't think I'll need to contact my GP at this rate, though, since they tend to offer therapy after a few months. I think I should've said it was anxiety related so I could at least try out some meme pills. Oh well.

>>35043635
Fug. Thanks for picking that up.

>>35043674
Oh, i do. I've been working out for 3 years. I just don't really enjoy it anymore. It's just habit at this point. When I started it, it was all excited and I had unrealistic expectations with it, thought it would change who i am etc...

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>got a call on my mobile with no caller ID
>ignore it until it goes away

>>35043711
well it's good to see your better lad.
it's alright on call lad. you would of been kind and alerted others.
bedtime now. nighty night

>>35041425
Don't do it lad

Original times two

>>35043883
iktf lad, can't believe how pathetic I am over this, literally too scared to answer my own phone

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Where'd life go so wrong lads. I was meant to have ambition and goals, constantly told as a kid I'd go onto great things.

>>35043967
yeah schools trick you into thinking academic success is the only thing that matters, what they don't tell you is you need to build your social skills and confidence as well

>>35043967
Do you ever try to rationalise your failure as a person by believing in a kind of pre-determined genetic fate type thing. Like sure, success is mainly achieved through hard work, but what makes certain people able to work hard, find the motivation, discipline etc... Aren't they just genetically superior if it's in their brain from the start to do all this. Whereas the lazy robot who loses focus after a few minutes was doomed to failure from the start. Obviously we do have control. It just really helps me sleep at night thinking NEETdom was meant to be.

>>35044032
Give it a rest ameri-lad

>>35044032

I don't think it's a rationalization.
It's probably like that for real.

hard work is a meme

Usually livelier than this lads

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>>35044568
So what's the DEEEEAAAAAAL with tesco value ready salted? I mean, are they trying to make crisps or craaaaaaps

>>35044568
Been a lot of shitposting tonight, think a lot of lads just left earlier

the worst thing about university is that everyone ignores you
at least in school they had to laugh at you

even when you wind up being a useless weird fuck during group work nobody remembers it

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>>35044633
What's the DEEEAAAL with the Rich Tea biscuits? Who are you fooling with these things? Oh the Queen's coming for tea, better bust out these 69p biscuits.

Taste blood lads but there's no blood to be found. Think this is the end for me

>>35045012
Have you been exercising?

Don't die lads, this is my only entertainment at this god forsaken hour

>>35044633
>>35044810
>just finished watching Seinfeld
>see these posts

>>35045345
Good lad, comfy way to spend the night [ ]

>>35045345
>>35045305
What's the DEAAAL with people who sleep of a night. I mean, have ya heard of lightbulbs?

What's the DEAAAL with wageslaves? You slave away all your time to get the wage, then you don't have any time to enjoy it?

>>35045377
It won't let me upload my standup pepe for some reason

>>35045437

Take a screen shot.

>>35045437
Think uploads are broken. desudesudesu

>remember Thatcher's dead but I live on
>remember Blair is in his 60s and could die within my lifetime

Apparently image uploads aren't working now but if they did I'd show how comfy I was.

>>35045461
https://soundcloud.com/the-parliamentalist/thatcher-draft3

update on the anime club girl, weve met up twice now since. once she came to my room and we talked for 5 or so hours, didnt seem anywhere near that long though, and the second time was anime club again. but i was autistic and didnt invite her back to mine afterwards because she said she didnt want to go to the bar, she sent me a message after asking why i didnt invite her. weve now planned to go on a nature trail tomorrow and watch kronks new groove at some point.

as if ive got a 'date', if you just wait around long enough, i guess good things happen.

i still feel pretty shit and am going to drop out of uni, but this is still sort of nice

>>35045521
why you dropping out lad?
and what's she like?

>>35045521
congrats lad, my ex was a weeb but we met a convention not an anime club

>>35045521
>>35045551
>>35045570

>tfw don't like anime but want a weeb gf so I have an excuse to watch that Lain thing which seems interesting

Minor feel.

>>35045551
sort of normie that low key likes anime, k-pop, nujabes ect. , actually pretty funny and sort of aware of internet culture (cucks the go to insult)

shes a black, catholic cockney and im a sheltered white autist

im dropping out, or at least repeating a year because im just sleeping 20+ hours a day usually and im just not mentally well enough, if i cant enjoy myself in my spare time i definitely cant do a STEM degree

>>35045622
>Black

dropped sorry lad

>>35045651
i know, but she has an amazing arse

Anyone else here take comfort in suicidal thoughts? Whenever I'm feeling extremely hopeless I think about killing myself and I feel okay again. Sure is weird

>>35045622
black cockney girls are pretty hot tbqh

but if you're dropping out it's over, she'll just find someone else

>>35045696
i might get to ride the nubian express before i do, though

>>35040970
I hate when that type of conversation comes up because it's so hard to mention the fact that you've seen the webm of the baby getting shat on.
Better to just stay quiet with that one

>>35041425
nooooooooooooooo. Don't do it senpai

>>35043365
Sounds like depression mate. Hope you get through it

Just ate a whole pack of 36 slices of sainsburys chorizo. All I feel is immense regret

>>35046120
had some Saucisson brought in my fridge lately, jesus christ it was gone in about 3 days, just kept grabbing a slice every time i was near the fridge.

Tasted amazing

>>35046146
It tastes too good lad. I can't cook at this hour due to thin as shit walls and I live in a dorm. All I had in my fridge was chorizo and a few slices of bread. Made a sandwich but was still hungry so just went through the packet like some sort of animal

>>35046196
Love a few slices of meats and cheese late at night

Really hits the spot

>when you think you're actually pretty normal but then you realize you're actually completely unhinged, but clever enough to not let anyone know.

Had a beautiful discovery earlier today, lads.

Popped down to the local market and bought a loaf of rosemary bread, but it was stale as a brick. Turns out you can make stale bread like it's fresh out the oven by running it under cold water very briefly, wrapping it tightly in tinfoil and whacking it in the oven at 150 for 15 minutes.

Pure magic, lads. Worth knowing.

>>35046441
>When you think you're clever enough to hide your autism but you aren't and everyone is just being polite

>>35046500
don't underestimate retards, they're surprisingly cunning.

>>35046525
I know anon. You see, I am a retard

>>35044724
Wtf are you talking about? That's the best thing about uni. You can be the biggest autist ever and know one will care because they're too high or planning their next pub trip/night out.

>>35046869
the novelty quickly wares off when you realize it makes you utterly inconsequential.
i'd rather be "the kid who shits himself" than "who?" at this stage. you'd think having no past was useful for getting ahead. actually, it's worse than having a past you ought to atone for.

>>35046891
But 99% of people are inconsequential in the grand scheme of things, anon. Just learn not to give a fuck about most things and you'll feel better

>>35046943
in the grand scheme of things as in the long run we are all dead.
in the short run, i'm sitting around people who have lives while i have an indefinite series of random events until brain death.

i learned not to give a fuck on the whole, but that doesn't create any drive forward. if anything, it just makes me even more directionless and inconsequential. a solution is out there, but i need to marshal enough fuck giving to find it.

>want to wank
>just finished a documentary on a serial killer that had sex with his victims bodies and ate their organs

I feel it'd be weird to wank now

>>35046972
Protip: nobody really knows what their doing. Some people are just arrogant and deluded and so think they do

>>35046986
They're*
My brain is melting

The only way I can sleep is to think up sex fantasies. Its been like this for years.

You ever wonder if you've ever aborted your perfect son when you cum?

>>35047179
even if you impregnate a woman you're killing millions of potential children

>>35047179
Yes but it makes me cum on command

Thanks anon

>>35043365
can relate heavily to this, my last few years have been exactly this I was also completely shut in, I used to starve myself for over 24hours so I had motivation to wake up (to eat because I was very hungry).
>>35044568
because I slept through the night for once, sorry anon

my sleep got so messed up I ended up sleeping at normal hours. Now I have to be awake during the insufferable daytime with nothing to do

can't upload an image because of "upload error"

bit of a slow'un on the /britfeel/ night shift tonight

glad it's coming to an end so i can lay down and have a snooze in a couple of hours

Going to icelands in 45 mins to grab some fish n chips. Gunna make dinner and then sleep me thinks.

Goodnight lads

originalino commentino

Anyone else had a passion that went away because of le depression or anything?

I was really passionate about music once. I'm self-taught at guitar. I learnt all of my favourite bands songs, all the live guitar solo's of my favourite blues players and I got to a pretty decent level. That all stopped when I was 16/17, I guess you could blame depression but I just stopped learning new shit and pretty much stopped playing guitar altogether now. It waned and waned until I've gotten to the point now where I don't even play anymore.

It sucks man. I'm not saying I would have been the next Hendrix, but I was definitely naturally inclined towards the guitar. But I stopped putting effort into it and maybe I was always in the wrong place and too autistic to find other people to play with. If only I lived in London or something, maybe I could have done something with it.

Went to /s4s/ for the first time to explore more of this site than /britfeel/. What a mistake

>>35047726
I never really had a "passion" for anything, but I've had hobbies I've really enjoyed that no longer have any appeal to me.

I think a lot of people here have the same problem in that they never had ambition or passion or anything like that in the first place.

>>35047647
Thanks for holding down the guard.

>go to dentist and get filling done yesterday
>mouth has been in agony ever since

the dentist said this was meant to fix things

fuck it. getting up time.
got to ring the doctors today.
after the wake and bake

I was right on the cusp of being ill enough to take the day off. If my family weren't in I would of but I'd have to play it up all day if I did

https://youtu.be/RImNJU7Bvr0
perfect song to inspire movement

off t'hospital in 2 hours
might have a wank first

>>35048283
You sure it's not this?

https://youtu.be/GRxofEmo3HA

>>35047759
Well I think I mistook it as a hobby for something I was passionate sometimes. I sometimes quieston whether I'm right in thinking I was ever talented at it.

It's just the only hobby I've ever had, literally music has been the only thing I've ever been interested in considerably and I've fucked it up.

what is this can't create the neww threads

>>35048296
nope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3YuDSl9lik

>>35040970
Why did you feel the need to 1-up him?

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>"Get in loser, we're going to deal with Princess Diana"

sat here sweating like fuck shaking waiting on a call from the doctors. gonna get an appointment to get muh mental elf assesed.
wew lads, am nervous as fuck, and this is just from the phone call, i'm dreading having to do it in person

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>it's an anon sleeps through 3 separate alarms and misses his lecture episode

>>35048288
you wanked it to some naughty nurse porn lad?
or dirty doctor?

>vomited three times before work
This is what wage slavery does, kids

Probable going to actually have to do work at work today. Not fun.

Keep getting an error posting what is this shit.

>>35048527
same lad, was saying it on both laptop and my phone

>>35048538
Me too but seems to be fixed now.

>>35048524
>put my notice in today

Saturday is my last day of wage slavery. Then it will be a few years of neetdom followed by suicide.

I win, universe.

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Can we get some wagecucking stories?

>be me
>work as a clerk in a bank
>pretty decent job, just stand and talk to rich people all day
>one guy comes in
>has hundreds of millions in the bank
>keeps clothes, food, needles, spades, tools and everything in his deposit box
>asks me to call him x420xBongMaster5000
>do it anyway, he's too rich to refuse
>he withdraws a shit ton of diamonds and a chisel
>starts cutting the shit out of his diamonds and ruining them with a fucking chisel
>this is not physically possible
>the speed of which he is able to cut these diamonds is already superhuman
>the equipment he is using can not physically achieve this
>lose count after 400
>he does this for 3 hours
>suddenly stops, dances and teleports
>mfw

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>>35040805
Going to JobCentre tomorrow, any advice?

>>35048747
>Stealing memes from /r/4chan
Fuck off back to rebbit

>>35048752
Remember to breathe through your nose once in a while

Queen Victoria could read and write in both Urdu and Hindi.

>>35048775
>he thinks i didnt steal it from actual 4chan

j-jokes on you

>>35048775
I already do when i go outside.

Too many people are finding out about my autism. I want to keep it to myself but my family keeps telling their "close friends". Wanted to keep it a secret because I don't want people to treat me differently...

>>35048800
Kill them

That will show 'em

>>35048747
fuck sake I haven't been awake for very long and it took me until him teleporting away to realise you were talking about bloody runescape

>>35048800
They're going to treat you like a special needs baby. It only gets worse. They'll never think of you as an adult and it will show.

>>35048800

You literally cannot tell anyone. I told my mum that I was on depression medication and asked her to keep it quiet. Then she saw some wanker on TV say that depression must be talked about to remove the stigma so she told everyone who would listen. Now everyone treats me like I'm a suicide risk.

Everytime I look in the mirror at work I imagine what it would look like if I blew my brains out.

>>35048878
How does their treatment of you now differ?
I'm struggling to think of what I would do around someone I thought could kill themselves at any moment. Maybe just avoiding them.

Any easy way to buy buttcoins?

All sites i've tried to use are limited to useless levels quite frankly, and now i've got 23 quids worth of buttcoins in a wallet and I can't buy the same quantity again for 48 FUCKING HOURS. What kind of currency is that? one that's not gonna be around for much longer is the answer

fucking tried to circumnavigate the IP restrictions by using a dynamic IP from a phone - phone IPs are EVEN MORE LIMITED - I CAN ONLY BUY PENNIES WORTH - WHAT KIND OF SHIT IS THAT. oh conbfirm your fucking ID - G E T F U C K E D JEWISHJ TWAT

yeah im mad

>>35042310
What do you mean whiny? He looks very self assured in that photo.

>>35048836
how do i get them to recognize that's what i am
they still treat me like a normalfag since it was a late diagnosis

fucking sick of this meme but too "rational" to just start hitting walls or something until they fuck off (because they'll see it's a change in behaviour and know what i'm playing at.)

>>35048878
>>35048800
>>35048937
at least you will be able to get away with acting odd, disrespectful, and distant with people because they will just think its your autism.

Bloody hell, I'm late with taking my hypertension medicine because of the site problem!

>>35048800
got an apointment with a doctor to talk about my suspected autism. 2 week though, not looking forward to it desu, was shitting myself while just on the phone. it's going to be a nightmare trying to do it face to face

>>35048937

It's just little things. Like when I got fired, instead of calling me a twat they asked if I was okay and starting calling me all the time to check in.

>>35048974
I can buy a couple hundred quids with atm and happy to do for bank deposit

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Back to work I guess

>playing gta online with someone I was talking to through a discord server
>shoot them when we spawn in after doing a heist
>they have a hissy fit, unfriend me on rockstar social club, threaten to "hack" me and ignores me on discord

He's pretty unhinged if you ask me

>>35049072
I always love when people claim they will hack you. I always tell them to do it if they can

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>>35040805

What thing/things would cause you to murder someone?

What thing/things would cause you to want to murder someone, but in that case you would restrain?

>>35049097
https://clyp.it/ifhofzce

if they were a big guy

what would happen if i stopped shitting and just tried to hold it as long as possible

>need new processor, preferably with igpu
>buying intel will just be a waste of money after ryzen
what should I do lads?

>>35049085
He was bragging earlier on how he used to hack into all the different computer networks back in the day. It was pretty funny to hear.

>>35049112
It would build up until it shot out of your mouth at full speed

>>35049112
You'd eventually get toxic shock syndrome and die.

>>35049112
you would swell up like that girl from willy wonka and the chocolate factory, then explode

>>35049132
sounds like the shittiest suicide method

Lads! Lads!!!

i'm doing a poo

>>35048836
Someone started telling me about their autistic nephew who is way more autistic than me and was asking me if I do the same things as him. It was annoying because this person knows me but somehow thinks I've changed into a new person since they found out about my diagnosis. Normies can be such spastics... I'm just glad I get paid for my retardedness.

i feel really anxious for some reason lads. i feel like getting naked, running out into the middle of the street and screaming.

decided to have a shower
goodbye 12 day old smelly cock and balls
hello good for another week fresh smelling cock and balls
n off to work i go

>>35049156
hows it going lad? i might have to go for one in a minute

>>35049156
you won't really explode if you don't

After recieving some advice from a friend I've managed to set up a time for me to go look at a room finally.

I doubted him at first but he told me "Just be super fucking sarcastic, like you're in American Psycho". And so I wrote a message that was sarcastically enthusiastic and rambled about how great the room looked and shit and the fucker only went and replied and THANKED me for showing so much interest.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Normies are fucked lads

>>35049156
Just had one myself, just flew right out like a kid in a water slide

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>>35040805

Lets have 3 cheers for the doctor

>>35049190
Ship-Ship!

>>35049190

Ship Ship, Hooray!
Ship Ship, Hooray!
Ship Ship, Hooray!

>>35049097
Not OP, but:

Question 1:

1. Seeing someone raping a child or an animal
2. Seeing someone torturing animals in a horrible way
3. Someone saying to me that I am a leftard/racist, just for claiming adult bullying exists/wanting to see full details of a criminal in a newspaper


Question 2:

1. Getting to know who are my bullies trying to destroy me
2. Someone killing someone I love

>>35049190
Hip hip huzzah! Hip hip huzzah! Hip hip huzzah!

>>35042652
Why do yanks come into britfeel threads desu

Whys is the site so shite today.

>>35049224
Are you getting a lot of connection errors too? Or are you just referring to the quality of the posts.

>>35049203

I think you meant to swap those around

>>35049258
Connection errors. Posts are always shit here

>>35049156
Its a bit cold for a poo lad, it might rain

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do you have any pets anons?

this is my sleepy pupper, he is a very good boy

>>35049261
>Posts are always shit here
I guess you have a point.

>>35049278
catto and doggo

>>35049278
I have a cat. See >>35042616

>>35049203
No, I didn't. That's the exact order. There's nothing worse than hurting innocent animals or children.

>>35049278
I really want to give him a tickle

>>35049278
>depressed
I want to give that pupper a pet and say he's a good boy.

>>35049295
And the reply above was meant to the poster of
>>35049260

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Any you lads have experience with scratchcards and lotto tickets? Tempted to possibly get a few shekels from it but i'm already strapped for cash

>>35049313

Scratchcard saturday was a gimmick for about a month

>>35049313
not worth it, they're basically a stupid people tax.

very unlikely to gain from it.

>>35049313
youre better off putting on like a 20 fold accumulator on some football matches

bet like 5p and get thousands back if it comes off

>>35049346
Yeah I think betting is the way to go, with a little bit of research into the sport you want to bet on you are more likely to get something back

>>35049313
put a few quid on sevilla to absolute rape leicester later

or a few on leicester to meme a win

Got 20 quid on Labour to win the Stoke On Trent by Election tomorrow. I dont really care who wins from a political sense but it seemed like a good bet

>>35049436
how much will you win? like 1 quid?

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>tfw no slav qt to make chebureki

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>>35049436
>not putting your life savings on lib dem winning it at 50/1
>not believing in the lib dem surge

Has spotify web player updated for anyone else? It looks like some mobile shit now and I get ads.

remaking my playlist on youtube is gonna take fucking ages ffs.

>>35049436
>Ukip 25.8%
>Labour 25%
>Conservative 11.6%
>Other 30.2%
What?

>>35049460
>tfw want to move to Bulgaria

>>35047654
which fish and chips do you get?

I literally cannot find a single decent piece of battered fish and I must have tried every single brand going in Morrisons and Asda

>>35049278
he looks very kind

>>35049441
Was 10/11 when I put it on so like 18 quid.

>>35049486
Never said it was a fully safe bet. Nuttal has been getting a fair bit of dislike with stuff like lying about his address and hillsbrough. Doesnt mean he cant win though.

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>>35049469
>not believing in the lib dem surge
In your dreams, benny boy.

I hope Nuttal wins. UKIP are shit without Nige but it'll annoy all the Labour supporters I know so that's enough for me.

What day is it lads?

>>35049584
I haven't seen much of him. Not a UKIP guy but is his banter enough to keep me entertained?

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>>35049599
He's quite stoic, he was a victim of the scouseocaust

>>35040805

I really really like the idea that I may have spent months or years acquainted with a future serial killer.

Britfeel doesn't seem such a bad chance for where they could be

>>35049599
Not enough banter for my liking. Plus he's very white, bald and northern which isnt good for modern lefties who look down on that sort of thing.

I wonder if Scotlad went through with the suicide?

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>look in mirror
>6/10
>take picture of face
>3/10, look like one side of my face is melting

>>35049313

Won 20 quid on Scratchcard Saturday once

>>35049615
lol, stupid shitskins going all that way to kiss a stone that was stolen hundreds of years ago and returned covered in human excrement.

>>35049655
lets see the picture lad, don;t worry we wont bully, we are all 3/10 here

>>35049655
Angles and lighting are everything.

i am currently sitting next to 14 empty cider cans. i feel really fat my trousers dont fit well anymore. i have nothing to do untill tuesday when i start a new job
thinking about buying more cider
penny for your thoughts lads?

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>tfw friend sends me a picture of his crush
>tfw instantly fall in love with her
Stop this constant lust.

>>35049747
>not sharing the picture so we can fall in love together

>>35049785
you look like pewdiepie's autistic inbred brother!