>be born in upstate new york >son of oil magnate, have

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>be born in upstate new york
>son of oil magnate, have comfy childhood
>go to school in Europe for high school, Oxford system of personal tutoring means comfy education too
>move back to the states to attend harvard
>have decent time, normies don't bother me all that much I just did my own thing, wrote short stories a bit
>make a few friends too
>graduate, rent a sizable apartment in manhattan
>live neet life for a few years, wanted to work on a book but never got around to it
>drink, party, eat, and fuck on my parents dime instead
>most afternoons spent at the harvard/yale/cornell club
>Eventually meet a girl through a friend of mine >unimaginably gorgeous
>date for a few months
>party with her, go out to eat with her, fuck in my apartment
>We get married, and buy a house in new england with parents money
>Go to more formal parties in the new place, harvard friends keep asking me out
>Otherwise still neet, just stay home and fuck in the new house
> One day parents make a surprise visit while we're drinking and fucking in the house
> Fundamentalist christians, so they lose their shit
>Cut off finances
>Move back to new york, rent shittier apartment in manhattan with money saved
> No money to support neetdom so I have to be wageslave
> Want to kill myself
> Harvard friends start ignoring me
> Wife hates me
> Drink myself to sleep every day with the rest of our savings
>fucktheseniggas
> Oil magnate grandfather dies and I get 23 million dollars
> Become neet again

Maybe I'll finish that book