>oneitis gets a bf

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>>35058608
>it's a close friend.

>>35058608
>brainlets too dumb to into subsonic wet weapons
tip top lel.

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>>35058608
>oneitis already had a bf
Well at least I can delude myself into thinking I totally would've had a chance with her and that I wouldn't have been at all paralyzed by a crippling fear of rejection.

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>oneitis is a lesbian
Feels kind of bad man, but on the other hand, its not like I would function in a relationship anyways.

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>having oneitis
>ever falling in love/knowing what love feels like

fucking subhuman

>>35058608
>>35058652

I think I'm going the same way now..
Well shit, I already want to die

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>>35058788
Protip: shoot ur oneitis in her uterus to prevent her from breeding.

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>oneitis has not had a boyfriend for as long as I've known her nor in the past two years
If she just had a boyfriend I could give up, but until she does I have a slight hope that she'll like me.

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>>35058784
I know anon, i really thought i was better than this

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>ask her out
>she says she has a bf
>find out she is actually single
>few weeks later she gets a bf
>its chad

>>35058834
did you ask her out in person??

>oneitis is actually a guy
>not even a trap, a straight up guy

No homo tho

>>35058784
a oneitis isn't love. it's a creepy, borderline stalker, obsession with a girl who once said hi to a robot.

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>>35058608
>oneitis turns out to be a lesbian

>>35059052
I wouldn't know because I'm not a low-sentience roachie like him

>>35059100
>oneitis ends up dating your sister

>>35059154
Hidden cameras are pretty cheap anon...

You know what to do.

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>>35058608
>oneitis gets a bf
>he gets her to start smoking weed

>>35058980
No, confessed after high school graduation over the phone (call, at least it wasn't a text).

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>>35059247
>oneitis gets flirty with me via text on christmas break from uni
>i go along with it but am still too beta to ask her out
>get back to uni
>she's dating chad

Why was I cursed to be such a fucking pussy?

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>denies you and gets a bf soon after

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Where does the word "oneitis" come from? I never figured that out

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>>35058608
>he's 3 points uglyer than you in a scale of 1 through 10

> you thought she wouldn't want you because of your looks

>>35059414
>Why was I cursed to be such a fucking pussy?
Maybe it's because you save thumbnails. It's a shame, I really wanted that pepe.

>>35059478
Portmanteau of one and itis (suffix used with reference to a tendency or state of mind that is compared to a disease). Disease where someone focuses on one person and cannot imagine loving anyone else.

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>>35058632
>have to stand there watching them flirt all the time
This is it, normies will pay

>>35059493
>he's taller than you and generally superior to you in most ways
Worse feel desu. Even if I improve myself and stop being a sperg I'll never be able to lift away my manletism.

>>35058608
DON'T BE A FUCKING ORBITER

Seriously though, how many horror stories/cautionary tales do you have to read on here before you learn?