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I'm a boring person, what will I do when I finally find a gf?

>How are you?
>I'm fine.
>Y-you too.
This is all I can come up with.

Jeez, I'm a hikki neet and even I have several hobbies and interests. Probably nothing a girl would like but at least something to talk about

>>35107707
Black Lagoon, Aldnoah Zero, Fate/Stay Night

kimikiss pure rouge

ReLife
welcome to the NHK

>>35107555
the reason why women never approach u

>>35107555
What you really need to worry about is the virgin breath interval pattern.

Virgin walk = shoulders up high, head retracted, arms tucked in, small gait

Just do the opposite of all that and you'll be fine

>>35107493
Fembot are ugly and fat.
Also too cancerous.

>he doesn't see that 95% of responses to fembots is
"Please be my gf"
>Ok

>>35107493
>fem"bots"

p.s. they wont be your gf and aren't girls

>I swear

little kids don't talk like this

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>>35107472
>Honey, they witnessed me beating my meat to so many lolis, they're just worried about your safety.

>I swear
you can't even pretend to talk like a little girl and you go around making threads

>>35107412
get straight, for the sake of your family.

>>35107412
Yea I take you up on dat curryfag
me:
>Born glorious nation of China
>Eat your family dog
>Fuck ur wife with my noodle peepee
>Good at math

>>35107412
>pajeet from Guyana
woah really?

I don't think many Americans including me know anything about your country

can you give us a quick rundown

how did indians get there? How did your parents specifically get there?Why are there three little countries at the top of south america?

I am am indian american btw, was born here, and my parents seem to be ambivalent about whether or not they think teaching me about indian culture type stuff is important. They force me to go to the temple with them every so often but were apparently too lazy/uninterested to teach me the language they speak

have your parents taught you their language? Do you know Spanish or French as well as English, or do Guyuans only speak English?
Do you think Guyana is closer to Brazilian/South American culture or Indian culture?

post your favorite reggaeton song

>>35107404
I've never seen this in a movie desu.

>>35107404
ahem
>>out

>>35107404
The "dark" in tall dark and handsome doesn't literally refer to being physically dark, idiot.

This is a serious question by the way
What's a normal human being response to "Are you going out?", I need to know
I live in the suburbs in my parents' house, there's fuck-all to do here

yes i know what you mean. i lost a girl because she heard that i like to play video games. she figured we wouldn't go out.

>>35107785
>eh not really
>pretend an embarrassed and lowkey sad half smile
Also what happened to your ass?

Not for defending them, but most probably they dont want hookups anymore, and any man going there is most probably a beta orbiter or a desperate guy wanting to smash some loose cunt.

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>>35107724

>They put up a banlist to filter men they don't want to date

Then you aren't FOREVERALONE you fucking shit chucking troglodyte.

>>35107724
>Any man going there is most likely not Chad so they don't want them.
It all makes sense now.

The only people who don't have smart phones are hobos with obama phones.

>he doesn't swing both of his arms fully when walking
>he walks with his hands in his pockets

>his only friends are boys
>hes a sperglord

>>35107125
Off you go roastie. Sorry your pussy got blown out from miles of Chad and Jamal.

Nice putting preferences on my dick. That's not very nice anon ! !

>she's a literal roast beef

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>>35107026
>>fat anon but i have a good looking face with green eyes

>What a waste of such beautiful eyes
>Fucking pig, go die!!
>Oh shit, he looked this way. Disgusting!

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>>35107092
such is lyfe

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>>35106993
nice troll faggot, next time post pictures of your mom female

>>35107050
I literally almost did.

>>35106993
I'm a fat robot and I'm hard, what do I win?

Please anyone at all

>>35106945

did you try not being a beta loser?

>>35107175
I haven't tried that but I think there may be easier options

>>35106922
What counts as a retard?

>>35107002
it would probably be someone like you LMAO

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>>35107141
suck my cock dude

feel free