What the fuck is "the virgin walk"? unoriginal

>>35107555
the reason why women never approach u

>>35107555
What you really need to worry about is the virgin breath interval pattern.

Virgin walk = shoulders up high, head retracted, arms tucked in, small gait

Just do the opposite of all that and you'll be fine

like a slutwalk but for MRAs

>>35107589
can you originally explain

put your arms back

>>35107555
It's the same thing as the virgin shuffle.

Many things. Walking with your hands in your pockets. Not swinging your arms all the way. It sucks.

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Normies always make fun of the way I walk, a nigger in my class in highschool used to call me "robotboy", this made me really consious and now everytime I walk I do it manually, and I end up walking even worse
REEEEEEEEEE

>>35107793
The same thing happened to me. Some white girl told me that I walked like a robot in middle school.

Now I just walk with my hands in my pockets. WHY is walking so hard?

>>35107762
>Not swinging your arms all the way
What do you call "swingin your arms all the way"?

>>35107840
Like Nazis used to walk

>>35107555

I saw a guy who had a legit virgin walk
>head at a 90 degree angle watching his feet
>withdrawn arms
>short stride

Don't do that, respect yourself enough to look ahead and around

>>35107555
It's not real, you're being trolled.

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>not walking like Liam Gallagher
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmEdkoS9QbI
It's as if you guys like being virgins

>>35107840
Swinging your arms in a way that comes off as unnatural. Like you're actively trying to move them when you walk.

>>35107902
You mean Goose Stepping?
>Not knowing your Nazi stuff in 2017... lad

>>35107555
>Not having virgin aura always active
it's like you want to lose mana

>>35108035
Walk with vigor and purpose and dont think about it so much, then you wont have anything to worry desu.
>>35107793
>>35107836

>>35108080
Yeah that, I am sorry Aryan-kun

I've been told I walk like a military lieutenant ready to destroy anyone in my path.

Probably exaggerated, but better than the virgin walk I guess.

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>>35107836
>8th graduation
>walk on stage, accept my certificate, walk off
>friend goes on stage, almost falls going up steps
>sees me laughing
>he gets back to his seat and says "Why are you laughing, at least I don't lean when I walk"
I apparently had bad posture and leaned when i walked
>n-no I don't
>Yes you do man, even Joel said it
Joel was a friend I knew at the time, he was really nice to me and always honest, so if he was saying it it had to be true.

Ever since that day I've been super self conscious about my posture and the way I walk. I've completely forgotten how to walk naturally. I'm cursed with this plague for the rest of my life, there's no way a just god could exist. feelsbadman.

>>35108106
You don't think I've fucking tried that? I just end up looking like a virgin in a rush take his burnt tendies out of the oven.

look at some clips of how Jason Bourne walks in The Bourne Identity, that is basically the virgin walk, except if you're not Matt Damon you look like an autist weirdo

>>35108829
lmao i know exactly waht you're talking about

>>35107555
I explained this in another thread. The virgin walk is walking with your arms striaght down NOT moving them in the slightest. You know what I'm talking about

>>35108885
yeah, like staring straight ahead with extreme intent, and your arms down at your sides not moving. I think I do this unintentionally sometimes

>>35108977
>>35108979
Originlly spot on

>>35107555
The joke is that lonely desperate virgins will ask and panic about the virgin walk. It's a term designed to trap and oust people.