REMINDER: You will never have it as hard as a fat robot girl

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>>35106993
nice troll faggot, next time post pictures of your mom female

>>35107050
I literally almost did.

>>35106993
I'm a fat robot and I'm hard, what do I win?

>>35106993
what size are the boobs? looks like some possible DFC

>>35107095
They're one of the things I'm most embarrassed about tbqh a small B cup

>>35106993
Post tits or fuck off.

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>>35107387
Thankfully I'm on the shorter side so a small B looks like a C or D.

>>35107603
What does your arse look like??

>>35107603
Keep posting more, this is delicious.

>>35106993
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Women are all fucking roasties and have sex handed to them on a silver platter regardless.

Even a fat sow can find some /b/tard or /redditor/ willing to fuck her flabs for free.

Women are all fucking cunts.
>Will cheat on you regardless.
>Want all your money.
>Want your help and attention while giving nothing in return.


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


FEMBOTS DON'T EXIST.

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HORRY SHIT THESE FUCKING POSTS PISS ME OFF.

WOMEN ARE ALL FUCKING SELFISH CUNTS, AND EVEN HERE, ON R9K YOU STILL FUCKING MAKE POSTS ABOUT HOW HARD YOU HAVE IT IN LIFE.

FUCKING WHORE GTFO MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

BACK TO TUMBLR

>>35107603

it's funny when girls themselves don't even understand bra sizes

>>35107603
Just stop eating like a pig, and all your problems will be solved you fat fuck

>>35107603
can you eat a can of baked beans and make a vocaroo a few hours later PLEASE

>>35107173
b(est) cup

>>35107603

those are not B's

how do people still not understand

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I'm taking off some vanity pounds before I pack on some muscle inline skating.

>>35107986
I don't begin eating if the scale reads higher than that. Aiming to see 117.8 once at my lightest, low hydration, bowels empty, but I may need to stop before that.

>>35106993
you are basically fat, skin, bone, and no muscle

>>35108170
That's just some random bitch. I'm: >>35107603

>>35107603
>>35108678
Cute, too bad you're a camwhore. Oh well.

>>35106993
I'd tap it, OP, especially if you'd work out with me.

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>>35108678
now show me your little areolas hun

>>35106993
fat robot boy here

I probably do

But I have it really hard for you rn bb

;^)

>>35107603
Fat guy losing weight posting. I really don't get where you come from when you say no one has it worse. It's very straightforward to lose weight, even if we say genetics are a factor. I can lose my gut, you can't lose an unfortunate face.

>>35109166
You forgot the $10-20k for gyno surgery and abdominoplasty that you'll need after you're done, and the perpetual monthly payments for steroids/TRT to fix your metabolism and hormone production.

>>35109288
If you need a tummy tuck that means you were obese past a reasonable point, and the point remains. Your issues are self inflicted, stop grasping for excuses to never start losing weight to begin with.

Like honestly, this shit right here is half the reason I have no interest in dating fat girls 90% of the time even though I'm still fat too. Rather than seeing it as something to work on, they'd rather whine.

>>35109382
>stop grasping for excuses to never start losing weight to begin with.
Lost it 4 times already, that means I'm 4 times better than you, right?

>>35109461
Sounds more like you just have 0 self discipline and went with starvation diets if you've lost it four times and bounced right back.

>>35109492
I kept it off for 4-5 years each time. But since I'm poor, I couldn't afford surgeries to actually look like a human being, so it was all pointless.

bf is 5'7" and 180 lbs, has been heavier at times. How shit will his skin look if he drops at least 20?

>>35106993
I'm fat and just happen to be hard right now if you know what I mean ;)

>>35108860
have an original reply

>>35106993
Yeah, it's just soooooo haaaaaaard eating three regular sized meals a day.

>>35107603
I want to shove my hard cock down your throat. Show us that fat pussy

>>35107603
>shaved legs
No thanks.

>>35110606
People often assume getting fat is purely additive, but it's more like pushing a boulder up an exponential curve. If you eat 100 extra calories a day for a year, you won't gain 10 pounds. You'll settle at a new equilibrium below that.