Fellow femanons, what are the biggest red-flags in men?

The only people who don't have smart phones are hobos with obama phones.

>he doesn't swing both of his arms fully when walking
>he walks with his hands in his pockets

>his only friends are boys
>hes a sperglord

Fembot here
I'll bite
Never particularly liked guys with black clothing

>he wears sun glasses all the time
>his smile doesn't reach his eyes

>>35107294
Does this mean emo tier or just anyone who owns a single black shirt?

this is really awful bait

>>35107294
what about black skin?

>>35107360
Black is pretty much emo though
It's not even a color anon
>>35107406
shitty bait fag

>virgin breath interval pattern
wat

>>35107425
How is owning one black t-shirt emo?

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>>35107440
It means the person is either very boring or they are depressed. It's a turn off to virtually everyone.

>virgin interval breath pattern

What is that
Pls explain so I may stop breathing this way

>"femanon"

Stop this LARPing meme.

>>35107485
It means you're a super cool guy who's fun at parties. Prove me wrong

>>35107485

What if they're all band shirts

>>35107485
What's wrong with being emo?

>>35107531
I said I was a fembot. Same sort of treatment anyways.

>>35107186
>tfw 3 out of 4
I don't know what the virgin breath interval pattern is but I assume I have it.

>its always just some anon meming instead of real red flags

>>35107559
They're still black aren't they?
>>35107586
For one it's being a sad attention whore

>>35107425
>>shitty bait fag
>doesn't deny it
>knows not to burn coal
>based 3D waifu

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>>35107626
Yeah but what if they have other colors on them

>>35107725
looks like something a burnout would wear

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>>35107186
>>he's under 6'0"
I like guys under 6'0" desu, I'm 5'2" and I don't care as long as he's at least maybe 3 inches taller than me.

Actual red flags: fedora, brags about mensa membership, has a difficult relationship with his mother and will probably treat me like his mother instead of his girlfriend, drinks heavily more than twice a week

I dated someone like this minus the fedora and he ended up threatening murder-suicide like the stupid insane robot he is

guys that get confused for being gay

>>35108707
>has a difficult relationship with his mother

not everyone has a perfect mother like you do

>>35108707
You've met someone in mensa? I've never had that little experience before.
Be my gf

>>35108707
>drinks heavily
>threatening murder-suicide
A good mother would fix that. Too bad you're shit and so insane and pathetic and worthless that you can't even do what you've been biologically programmed for.

>>35108707
>brags about mensa membership
Is this actually a thing? I'm surrounded by literal autists and other people who get high on their own fumes and I've yet to see faggotry of this high order.

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>>35108803
I didn't say "has a less than perfect relationship with his mother" I mean something along the lines of frequently complaining how much he hates his mother and wants her dead after the age of 20

>>35108841
I didn't meet him in mensa, I met him on a dating site and his mensa membership was like the first thing on his profile.

>>35108884
This post makes no sense, honestly. How am I shit and insane and pathetic and worthless? Are you saying I'm biologically programmed to act like a mother to a bf?

>>35109046
>Are you saying I'm biologically programmed to act like a mother to a bf?
Yes, to your entire family. Just as a man is to act like a father to his entire family.

Didn't you ever wonder why in "ye olden times" husband and wife used to call each other "ma" and "pa" and similar?

>>35109046
Now answer the be my gf part of that

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>>35107186

>>35108707

i actually prefer below average height guys like Mark Wahlberg, James Franco & Dane Dehaan

>>35109230
It makes sense, especially if you're on the shorter end of the spectrum. Trying to date a girl a solid foot shorter than you is just awkward.

>>35109230
Are you also single by any chance?

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>>35109078
You're telling me that if I mommy my bf enough he'll never act out in a histrionic fit of autism? Normal people don't ever make murder-suicide threats. He had obvious mommy issues and mental problems and needed a therapist not a clingy relationship.

>>35109357
That is correct, unless you're literally so retarded that you cruise in front of mental hospitals and deliberately pick up clinically insane people to fuck.

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>>35107294
>>35107485

>You need to not being depressed to be loved.
>You need to be loved to not be depressed.

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>>35109357
>some random guy brings an anime body pillow to a poker game as a gag with his friends
>years later, some cunt downloads the picture off of google images and uses it to mock a category of people that doesn't really exist, but she likes to believe does because it validates a perception of the world that makes her narcissism and self-entitlement seem legitimate

I didn't read anything you posted, but I plead to you, with tears in my eyes, to jump in front of a speeding train.

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>>35109318

technically i am single but im practically infatuated with this guy i like.

sort of waiting for him to man up and take the initiative (we dont live near each-other).

he is also 5'7 just for reference, im around 5'3

>>35109649
I'm taking the initiative be my gf

>>35109649
don't wait for it

nobody is going to "man up" for you, you aren't worth it

ask him

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>>35109649
>sort of waiting for him to man up and take the initiative


I Hope this is b8 mate.

>>35109649

>actually uses the term 'man up'

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THE GROUND SHALL TREMBLE, BUT WE WILL BE VICTORIOUS.

Spread the words of truth, my brothers!

We will NOT stand for this.

We shall protect the values that have kept this board together for all these years.

We will uphold our sense of unity and our subculture.

Do NOT bow down to these roasties, cunts, degenerates, whores.


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The time for this shilling and degeneracy has come to an end.

Females have no rights to post on this board, and it shall remain like this forever.

>Ignore female threads.
>Do not reply to female posts.
>Shun female posters.

Women will never realize the struggles of the true robot, the one rejected by society, unwanted by all, ignored by each and every person in the outside world.

Women are PHYSICALLY and MENTALLY incapable of feeling this emotion because they are pampered and loved by society. They cannot suffer as much as we do on a daily basis, yet they make it seem like their problems are so important.

They bask in attention, stating how they have "no bf", but have the ability to spread their legs and have hundreds and hundreds of men lining up.

The time for this has come to an end.

We shall cleanse /r9k/ of this scum.


>Ignore female threads.
>Do not reply to female posts.
>Shun female posters.

>>35108882
>>35108882
>>35108882

YOUR ATTENTION WHORING WILL NOT DIVIDE US.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Women are pampered by society, babied by this world.


You will NEVER suffer as much as a man.


You do not deserve to post on this board.
You do not deserve to have ANYTHING to do with this board.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35109649
Honestly, the fact that you're just sitting around doing nothing while waiting for him to do everything means that he probably won't do everything.

I'm not saying ask him out, but you need to put yourself in situations with him where this could happen otherwise it won't.

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>>35108803
Even in 4chan I get to remember my mother holy fuck

hey girls
I'm 21, single and virgin
I'm also bored as fuck

>>35108707
You're from the south.

>>35109735
HEIL VLAD

DESTROY THE ROASTIE SCUM

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Actual femanon here,

>he wears sneakers
>he bites his fingernails
>he doesn't have a facebook
>he has never had a girlfriend
>he's quiet
>he doesn't have a car
>he doesn't like going out to bars or clubs
>he doesn't like art
>he plays videogames all the time
>he has 'that look'

>he devotes any time and energy into getting friends/getting a girlfriend
>he puts women on a pedestal
>he doesn't know how to dress
>he has poor hygiene
>he likes anime
>he is capable of working/getting an education but chooses not to do so
>all of his hobbies involve consumption (reading, watching movies/tv, playing video games)

>>35110194
>>all of his hobbies involve consumption (reading, watching movies/tv, playing video games)
People who make this point unironically need to be hanged in the public square.

>>35110187
>FEMANON HERE
EVERY FUCKING TIME
A,DFJKHYGBSKD JFYHGKASDIJFYGB

>>35110187
DIRTY WHORE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

PUT YOUR ARBY'S MEAT FLABS ELSEWHERE.


NOBODY CARES FOR YOUR OPINION.

>>35107186

not everyone who is the computer guy is a gaymer

>>35107586
>whats wrong with being 13?

>>35110187
>he has never had a girlfriend
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIX THIS IF ITS A RED FLAG!?!?!?!?!?!?!

>>35110239
why do you say that? sorry your hobbies suck

>>35109649
Please please please ask him out. I know the one time I was on the male end of the situation it was really frustrating because I was super shy and had never been on a date before, I really wished she would ask me out. I eventually did it but it was like 3 months of on-and-off flirting before I worked up the courage.

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>>35110389

And the poor just keep getting poorer

>>35110194
>all of his hobbies involve consumption (reading, watching movies/tv, playing video games)
So basically either hiking, art, or playing an instrument?
I understand your point but it seems slightly shallow. Hobbies aren't for your enjoyment their for mine.
>piano, drawing, writing, reading, really obscure internet scouting here's an old one I recorded (http://internetscout.livejournal.com/897.html)

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>>35107425
>black means emo
what is this? 2004

>>35107406
Ewwwwwwww. Blacks are gross.