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>bf keeps getting jealous of my guy friends
RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WE ARE JUST FRIENDS
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>>35203414
>fucks said friends on the side
>yet still gets jealous when your bf gets a text from his mom
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i hope your bf finds a cuter girl than you and hangs out with her all the time and then when you get mad he'll tell you that they're just friends
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>>35203414
I'd be jealous too if other men were pounding my bf's boipucci.
Would you bring a girl wearing this to meet your parents and friends?
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every day with this fucking thread. get one and hang yourself with it
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yes, I'd show off my hot girlfriend to all the idiots who thought I was going to die virgin or become gay
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>>35203325
Same my robot friend, same
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If you died tomorrow, how many people would attend your funeral?
I think I'd have a headcount of 5, including a priest.
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>>35203286
my body would be rotting in my house for months because no one would notice I;m dead
no funeral... they just burn my body
one of the policeman search my computer and find tons of pictures of anime girls, especially this girl named "Lain" and they also find my internet history of talking about being a beta KHV and betauprising as well as posts about how to defeat the "insert thing" jew.
They go home to their wife and forget about it the next day.
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50 people or so. I have a big family.
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>>35203486
I had a decent sized family but they're mostly dying or have distanced themselves. They don't show up at Christmas or weddings, I doubt they'd show up at my funeral. They'd probably just send a card or a text to my parents, if they acknowledged it at all.
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How do I become a good conservationist? The moment I start talking about my hobbies or whatever people just zone out.
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>>35203280
I use the /steamfeels/ thread to make friends and up my conversational skills.
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trying planting trees and petitioning the government to reserve more nature
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>>35203280
The thing is, you don't talk about yourself if you initiate. Ask them about themselves and just ask questions. Throw in your 2 cents if it's relevant. Stuff like that.
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>Main character in movie is a bullied, socially awkward female nerd with no real friends
>Has a Chad boyfriend or gets Chad at some point in the movie
...Pretty accurate.
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nerdy-ish guys get hot blonde females in movies a lot too anon
it's just bad storytelling
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>>35203272
isn't that the female equivalent of Micheal Cera movies?
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Post more of those "nerd girl problems"
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>accidentally sat on my sister's child and killed it
Should l just end it now? l haven't even felt the grief yet. This really, REALLY fuckin sucks
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>>35203170
Greentext please.
Don't even give a shit that it's fake.
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>>35203170
i gotta hear this one
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>>35203170
Bullshit. Post news story
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Will she win again tonight? I hope so
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>>35203156
Aw, she's a qt tho
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Cute and smart?
Damn you gods. Why do you tempt me so?
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I am FUCKING PISSED. She lost to that smug Mediterranean ass. Fuck him. I will never see her utterly innocent and cute quirks again. Her perfectly small tits. Her beautiful hair. FUCK ME I HATE AUTISM.
how do you feel about the fact that this 15 y/o is getting infinitely more pussy than you. you fucking sad faggot
https://youtu.be/NNmP-079zUI
lmao like who are you?
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>>35203133
If I were in high school, I wouldn't have this problem.
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infinity x 0 is still 0.
sageroni.
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>>35203133
Sheer indifference
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post strange pics with no context
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>>35203053
strangeiopi
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>>35203086
straduiowsdf
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Huehuehuehuehuehue
Heck this isn't original, that's 2 seconds of time I've just lost!
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Whats more important to you /r9k/?
Face or body?
Would you prefer a 4/10 face with a 9.5/10 body or a 4/10 body with a 9.5/10 face?
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>>35202992
OP beggars can't be choosers.
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my last gf was 3/10 face with 8/10 body, body is more important to me
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6 on each please.
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Being a Daddy Dom: What it means to Me: What I know. its about humiliation and control. Those are the roots of the feelings for me. Its blushy. There is Intensity, vulnerability, and lust in knowing She has lost control of something I should absolutely and definitely have control over.
The right to control HER own orgasms, access to HER tender bits, when and where to use the bathroom. All trophies of independence.
Its in my indignation, her embarrassment, and her reluctance that her arousal spawns. She is at all times a little girl with indignities placed upon me.
Ask for my skype or on here if you are a girl or lesbian. Daddy is waiting for you, punkin. Let me control your mind and body into another dimension beyond your wildest dreams.
I have prepared my whole life for this role. I will even send u silly pics like pic related just to see a smile on my baby girl's face.
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>>35202892
Has Sammy cracked? Is this what it's all come down to?
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>>35203023
What's wrong? Nothing wrong with wanting to help a girl grow into a proper princess that she is
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>>35202892
>tfw the real sammy will never be your daddy
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>in room alone with girl
>think about how I could easily just kill her with my bare hands
>imagine what it would feel like to crush her throat and just strangle her
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>>35202885
>alone with a girl
get of r9k retard
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>>35203042
I always get to my classes in uni early so that's when it happens
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I used to work construction, at the time I lifted weights hardcore too because it made the job easier. Part of what we did was demolition, basically breaking down walls and destroying shit to make room for new construction. The experience of just destroying and breaking everything around me was really interesting. For a long time even after I quit doing that job I felt like a superman. Like the whole world's made of cardboard and I can easily destroy it if I wanted. I used to grab my collar and rip my shirt off like Hulk Hogan sometimes when I was angry kek. Ruined a good 10+ shirts that way.
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I suffer from extreme anxiety and depression, I have several suicidal attempts under my name and my doctors put me under heavy medication to keep my violent and suicidal tendencies at bay.
But those drugs aren't enough, and often times I feel like I may go over the edge at any moment, that is when I go onto these website and calm down as many of you are far more pathetic than me.
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>>35202881
sounds like a solid logic to me
most losers are killing themselves tho, you will be soon out of supply
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>>35202916
I highly doubt that would happen, so long these weebs go crazy over any loli those kikes in Japan pop out I'll have losers to laugh at.
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>>35202881
I can relate to your picture.
>slow and lethargic
>only go outside when it's raining (less normies on the streets)
>slimy
>increasingly becoming a subhuman freak
That's all.
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>mom screws up the cooking and I have to yell at her again
Why are women so dumb?
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>>35202833
>Why are women so dumb?
They're only made to be fucked
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>>35202833
mommies pancakes went wrong i see?
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>>35202843
Not that you'd know anything about that, eh robot? :)
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How hard would you kick someone in the balls if you could get away with it ?
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>>35202819
Winnie looking like me last Saturday night lmao
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I have often thought that if I could rewind time, there is almost no one I wouldn't hurt, kill and rape
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>>35202819
like, really fuckin hard man especilly if it's my chemistry teacher mr roberts
fuck u mr roberts