Your funeral

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>>35203286

my body would be rotting in my house for months because no one would notice I;m dead

no funeral... they just burn my body

one of the policeman search my computer and find tons of pictures of anime girls, especially this girl named "Lain" and they also find my internet history of talking about being a beta KHV and betauprising as well as posts about how to defeat the "insert thing" jew.

They go home to their wife and forget about it the next day.

50 people or so. I have a big family.

>>35203486
I had a decent sized family but they're mostly dying or have distanced themselves. They don't show up at Christmas or weddings, I doubt they'd show up at my funeral. They'd probably just send a card or a text to my parents, if they acknowledged it at all.

>>35203286
The priest, Parents. Brother and some other members of the family.
It will hurt them more when they realize that i don't have anyone in my life except them.

a lot of my family would show up. dunno how many non family people though.

>>35203286
probably just my immediate family

>>35203286
Mabye 10? Would just be direct family and their partners really

>>35203439
>my body would be rotting in my house for months because no one would notice I;m dead
iktf, though i live in a shared house so someone would call the landlord about the smell and thats how id be found

>>35203681
>>35203286
>Priest

Do you actually belong to the church?
Cause otherwise no priest will be there.

>>35203286
if I died tomorrow, no one would notice until people in my apartment complex complain about the smell.
I'm not sure what they would do with my body, my landlord isn't going to pay for a funeral, maybey ill just be thrown in the garbage.

>>35203834
I was baptized and my family is catholic. Not really practicing, aside from Easter and Christmas. I imagine they'd have the service through the church. I think I'm still a registered member of a parish that I attended for elementary school.

>>35203834
>>35203943
Now I'm starting to panic. I would probably be okay without a service. Won't be there to watch it, anyway, I guess. I guess it'll just be four, then.

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>>35204027
You can always re-join the church.
Has other benefits as well, aside of 5 people at your funeral. The priest for example for free has to listen to your shit in confession, won't bend you like a psychologist, and is bound by secrecy - even legally.

>>35203439
why so many pics of Lain?

>>35203286
10 tops.

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