>mom screws up the cooking and I have to yell at her again

>>35202833
>Why are women so dumb?

They're only made to be fucked

>>35202833
mommies pancakes went wrong i see?

>>35202843

Not that you'd know anything about that, eh robot? :)

>>35202913
I've literally fucked more women than you. Unless you're a """""fembot"""" in which case you're obese lmao

>>35202833
>he can't cook

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>mum mum screws up din din again
>flip the table ontop of her
>start jumping on it
>go to room and slam door shut
She's a bad mommy!

>>35202970
Pls tell me you don't actually treat your mother like this

>>35203002
Bad mommies deserve it! Stop enabling bad mommies!

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how will you treat your mothers when they're older, robots?

>>35203100
Wow, I knew this board was bad, but THIS. You're all beyond saving.

>>35203158
Are you retarded? oregano oregano;

>>35203144
By selfishly causing her needless pain and stress like she did to me.

Or ideally, just cutting all contact.

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>>35203158
>bad mommy enabler detected
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>35202970
Mummy better not screw up my stir fry tonight or I'm going to beat her with the wok pan

>>35203224
hurrr durra if you dont beat the shit out of ur mum ur reatrded

Fuck off

>>35203332
>if you let your mommy make mistakes you are a good person
GET OUT NORMIE!!!! YOU ARE THE REASON MOMMIES NO LONGER COOK GOOD MEALS!

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>>35203002
She promised to make dinner and it was fucking inedible. I could have prepared something but I didn't because she promised to make dinner. Now I've got nothing to eat and I'm fucking starving and it's literally HER FAULT. I'm not gonna hit her this time but you'd better believe she's going to fucking hear about it. A little loud yelling never hurt anyone and maybe next time she'll think twice.

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>be 3am
>be hungry
>yell to mummy for tendies
>she doesn't respond
>yell again
>she doesn't respond
>go to her room
>open up door and yell for tendies
>she tells me to go back to bed
>I turn on the light and yell for tendies
>she asks me what is my problem
>I flip over the mattress with her on it
>start jumping on it while yelling "TENDIES TENDIES TENDIES!"
>she gets out and says she'll go get some
>get fresh plate of hot tendies 10 minutes later
Thank you mummy.