Would you bring a girl wearing this to meet your parents and friends?

every day with this fucking thread. get one and hang yourself with it

yes, I'd show off my hot girlfriend to all the idiots who thought I was going to die virgin or become gay

>>35203325
Same my robot friend, same

OP please help me understand why you feel there must be some kind of crucial iconography to these cheap chokers. I wear them on occasion... the iconography of my choker says, hopefully - DON'T FUCK WITH ME. Is this what you think it means? What does it mean to you?

>>35203289
yea because my parents aren't as well-versed in internet thot memes as me

>>35203387
>DON'T FUCK WITH ME
why would it say this, does it mean you have STDS?

>>35203289
Yeah id wear a choker when I introduce a girl to my parents. A lot of guys can actually pull off cholera

>>35203387
>the iconography of my choker says, hopefully - DON'T FUCK WITH ME

nah, nothing trendy signals "don't fuck with me"
What do you think this is, a spiked punk jacket ?
It's just a meme necklace. It signals something from "cool necklace" to "odd" and to these spergs it signals "anal sex" because of a dumb meme.

Where exactly is the "I'm bad-ass" part?

That looks like PPOMO.

of course
how else would they know my cock has been all other that face/mouth/throat

>>35203498
I bet you apply similar thinking to fedoras my gentle good sir

>>35203580
No because spergs didn't have the fashion sense to pull those off as socially acceptable or let alone trendy. And chokers are definitely on the verge of being trendy

Actually a fedora comes closer to saying "don't fuck with me" than a choker. at least "don't fuck with me I'm a sperg."

>>35203498
I meant to make it clearer that I DON'T think these chokers mean anything, but I'd LIKE it to mean that.

>>35203645
but anon that's just a "dumb meme". it's just a cool hat :)

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>>35203544
i wish i didnt know what you are talking about

>>35203325
>wearing neck band to hide adam's apple
>ZOMG SHE MUST BE HOT

>>35203917
>hide adam's apple
That seems odd considering how it draws the attention to the neck. If anything it makes the adam's apple more obvious.