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>tfw fucked a chick without a condom who's been with 30 dudes in her past
Feels alpha man.
Anybody have any similar experiences ?
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>>35206411
>who's been with 30 dudes
That's not alpha.
That girl was easy.
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>>35206411
grats on the herps my man
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me too brah, feels good
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What's the one thing you want to hear someone genuinely say to you?
>I understand, anon, it's okay, it's all going to be okay.
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>>35206409
Prob something like "anon you have a beautiful feminine penis"
Or "anon that boipussy is mine and mine only k?"
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I don't want them to say anything, I just want to feel their warmth and know that I'm capable of being loved.
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>>35206486
I would very much like this as well, maybe one day, anon.
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>be me
>like 11 years old
>in 5th-grade class
>really nice teacher
>there is this really annoying kid jack
>jack is fucking gross
>one day, almost end of school
>jack puts hand down his pants
>starts slowly beating his dick
>wtf.jpg
>gradually starts getting faster and faster
>jack is now beating his dick under his pants at Mach II
>teacher somehow doesn't notice
>jack still beating his dick really hard, the whole class is aware except teacher
>me and some friends start laughing
>jack turns his head towards us with a terrifying smile and asks "whatcha guys laughing about" while still beating his dick at light speed
>we burst out laughing and teacher turns around and asks "what are you guys..."
>mid sentence she notices jack having an orgasm
>she proceeds to yell at him and takes him to principals office
>mfw
>Jack was expelled because of that and many other things
>Haven't seen him since then
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>>35206373
Sounds like Jack had a great time.
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>>35206373
goddammit jack
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>>35206373
>>kid jack
i was 95% sure this would end with a song lyric at this point
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I might just be too drunk right now
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Im confused right now and drunk as shit so please
consider excusing any inconsistancies and/or grammar/spelling errors.
>be me
>living life as usual
>its shit but i dont give up
>been shit for 20 years
>SameAsUsual.jpg
>known alcoolic
>known by others
>known by me
>happens to have a bit too much free time
>and has something up coming soon that i cant fuck up
>not this time
>suddendly i go into full alcoolic rage mode
>drink for 2 weeks straight
>oh shit son
>last time i did that had to go to detox
>withdrewal symptoms too spooky
>im in this shit again
>NotLikeThis.jpg
>Start the usual emergency procedure
>im going to detox again
>untill i go to detox its safer if i keep drinking
its actully true unchecked alcool detox can kill or brain damage
>think im good now
>as i get more and more madly drunk
>realise something is off
>dig deeper
>actually achieve Self-actualization
>oh wtf
>everything is great now
>wait
>im still drinking
>still cant stop drinking
>Oh no
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on the plus side, you've achieved mental states not commonly known to be understood as possible
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>>35206249
Nothing to be confused about anon, its not gay to fap to traps so stop with feeling guilty if you were gay you would fap to men, other hand i you want to transition you will be in great demand.
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>>35206249
Eh quit being a pussy only 20 lol man the fuck up you limp dicked fuck boi
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Robots post pics of their bodies and other robots be brutally honest. I'll start.
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>>35206193
Twink boi there
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your torso appears to be upside down
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>Deodrant
>Mouthwash
>Shampoo
>Tattoos
>Robot
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how easy is it to lie about having a degree? Like I imagine big megacorps will look into that shit but do smaller companies just take your word for it? I dropped out because school is boring but just want to do some shit in sales because I am cyborg
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You need to show your actual diploma when getting a job, some will do a background check.
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>>35206100
Here's my experience
- job with small company did a background check, did not have to show transcripts
- job with government, have to show transcripts
- job with large corp did not have to show transcripts, background check
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>>35206100
I've thought about doing this just for the hell of it
go to some office and apply for a job then lie about my education and job experience
see how far I get
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pls rember that wen u feel scare or frigten
never forrget ttimes wen u feeled happy
wen day is dark alway rember happy day
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>>35206086
That's actually a pretty good idea. Write in a journal on days when you feel good, so you can give yourself some clues to find your way back on bad days.
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What if I've never felt happy before?
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>>35206123
>Open notebook
>blank
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Why don't you just fuck your mom, /r9k/?
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because shes not a jew tee hee
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>OP's mom is a 2D teenager
is such a thing possible?
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My mom is too good for me. :c
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Whenever I think about improving my life, I get angry at myself for being so far behind everyone else, and I don't start anything.
It feels like I'm so far behind they there's no point in trying. I'm only 20 though.
I want to have sex and live a decent life, but I feel like I don't really deserve to give myself a chance.
I have a job and I go to the gym. That's pretty much all I do.
Has anyone else been in this situation? How did you make it out.
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>>35205820
You can't force it. Just keeping doing what you're doing and what you think is right and one day you might meet...her..
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>>35205883
But what if things don't go well for me? I know that not everyone makes it.
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>>35205952
Make peace with that possibility op. Make peace within yourself
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Anybody else here retarded?
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It's really difficult for me to do basic arithmetic, I failed the written drivers test 3 times before I barely passed, I was fired from McDonald's after 2 weeks because I couldn't follow simple instructions, and now somebody else is in charge of my finances because I kept misplacing my money/spending it all on toys and games.
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>>35205759
Lammy is my waifu
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did you cum on lammy?
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>>35205759
Today I had to face just how retarded I am. I'm only 19, but I already know I have no future. I need help and guidance with almost everything I do, or else I fuck up or worse. Even the things I am actually capable of, I can't function enough to do, because of extreme anxiety, depression, and stress issues. I'm too useless to function, but not retarded enough to get autismbux or disabilitybux. I don't know how I'm gonna fucking function.
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>get excited because my only friend told me he'd play Dark Souls 3 tonight with me
>he tells me he loves the game
>despite having only 20 hours on it
>today, around 6pm he tells me to go on mumble, so we can play
>I'm connected on mumble
>1 hour pass
>nothing
>2 hours
>nothing, no one other than me
>3 hours
>might as well disconnect
>he calls me at 11pm
>turns out he was playing League of shitters with other people
>we begin to play at 1am because he wanted to play more of his shit game
>20 minutes
>he stops and tells me he's gonna sleep
>he plays his shit game again with someone else he barely know because he promised he'd play with her (she's still a kid, 14, he has no real interest in her)
SO A FUCKING KID YOU BARELY KNOW IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN ME ? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
This is not the first time it happens. In fact, it happens everytime he tells me he's gonna play Souls with me. I want to end him.
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>>35205736
>playing Shit Souls 3
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>>35205736
>>we begin to play at 1am because he wanted to play more of his shit game
>>20 minutes
>>he stops and tells me he's gonna sleep
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>>35205781
The game is not really the subject I'm trying to REEE about
>>35205817
I don't know how to feel about it, since he stood connected on mumble and when I asked him he told me that stuff about the kid and his promise
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Gods. Old and New. Ancient and Modern. Hear me. Give me. Means. Resources. Land. Money. Give me. I will not let you down. You know my plans. I told you already. Let this shit happen. And you wont be disappointed. I will make it happen. I will make it all happen. Just gift me with the means. The resources. The land. And the money.
Be praised.
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you doing ok man?
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>>35205750
Not bad. Neutral. Thanks for your concern anon.
I suggest you make a wish while the gods are listening.
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>>35205775
>Contacting the AI gods thru 4chan
Oh you. Try talking to them thru autocorrect
>tfw yellow cum
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You might just be dehydrated. Get off your ass and drink some water, OP. Fuck
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>>35205735
idk, my cum is yellow since 2013, sometimes it is white but almost everytime i fap it is yellow
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i think you might be an asian OP
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Why are you still alive anon?
What keeps you alive? Are you afraid of taking your own life or do you hope things will get better?
Or do you have an awesome life?
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I am going to wait for my mother to die. I don't want her to feel bad about my suicide.
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was waiting til 25, made up my mind, and am shortening it til next year once i turn 21. i come into some money and depending on my situation by that time/amount of money i receive, i shall go from there. death is imminent though
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im too lazy to kill myself and too lazy to live
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>"FEMBOT HERE"
>200 replies
>top of the catalogue
>every reply is vlad or vlad-kin
are you this retarded? you're giving girls more attention than they have ever had on here.
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>>35205567
as a femanon i find your frustration cute. do you have a skype?
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>>35205567
Those and "Fembots do you..." sort of threads are the cancer killing this board
Women ruin everything, what a shock
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>>35205567
Now watch as the roastie who replied to you gets 10+responses.