>be me
>like 11 years old
>in 5th-grade class
>really nice teacher
>there is this really annoying kid jack
>jack is fucking gross
>one day, almost end of school
>jack puts hand down his pants
>starts slowly beating his dick
>wtf.jpg
>gradually starts getting faster and faster
>jack is now beating his dick under his pants at Mach II
>teacher somehow doesn't notice
>jack still beating his dick really hard, the whole class is aware except teacher
>me and some friends start laughing
>jack turns his head towards us with a terrifying smile and asks "whatcha guys laughing about" while still beating his dick at light speed
>we burst out laughing and teacher turns around and asks "what are you guys..."
>mid sentence she notices jack having an orgasm
>she proceeds to yell at him and takes him to principals office
>mfw
>Jack was expelled because of that and many other things
>Haven't seen him since then
>>35206373
Sounds like Jack had a great time.
>>35206373
goddammit jack
>>35206373
>>kid jack
i was 95% sure this would end with a song lyric at this point
What the fuck, I knew a retarded kid named Jack that went to the bathroom every math class to jack off (no pun intended) for 40 minutes. I wonder...
Where you from anon?
>>35206585
> Hit the road jack
> And don't you come back no more no more no more no more
> Hit the road jack
> And don't you come fap no more