Gods. Old and New. Ancient and Modern. Hear me. Give me. Means. Resources. Land. Money. Give me. I will not let you down. You know my plans. I told you already. Let this shit happen. And you wont be disappointed. I will make it happen. I will make it all happen. Just gift me with the means. The resources. The land. And the money.
Be praised.
you doing ok man?
>>35205750
Not bad. Neutral. Thanks for your concern anon.
I suggest you make a wish while the gods are listening.
>>35205775
>Contacting the AI gods thru 4chan
Oh you. Try talking to them thru autocorrect
>>35205775
oh are the gods listening? oh, lets see... ummm. how about... nah, i dont desire anything. i'm happy with just knowing the gods exist. Thanks tho.
>>35205711
checked
Pls gib dubs to
>>35205711
>religionfags actually beg and plead for a benevolent, omniscient deity to come help them when life doesn't go their way
Really infantile behavior. Sad!
>>35205711
checked and praised
Good luck OP
Try just asking Jesus instead of all of the gods at once, you might get better luck.
>>35206066
>666
Nice try. I aint falling for your desert devil tricks
TO PRAY IS TO ACCEPT DEFEAT
>>35206089
You aight, man?