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i am going to keep posting pictures of beautifu jessica until people repsond

your lesbian jessica friend needs to stop fucking looking like ellen degeneres go fuck off to lgbt

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>>35252130
she doesn't look like that at all though???

>>35252008
It's really good, do you have any others to post?

Also, since this is 4chan, you're still a fucking degenerate queer.

Very nice anon

Do you have anymore?

>>35252008
Would put on refrigerator/10

>>35251988
>TFW no nice guy bf with a clean past
that's me

I smoked weed just once. Am I still clean for you?

>>35251988
heres your attention
>now leave

Nah man you can change. I know what you are aiming at. I try to act hard to get with girls and not seem soft, but that doesn't mean treat them like shit. It just means things like don't always be the one to text first, don't act like you need her, don't keep on telling her how much you like her. But seriously you still have to be nice, if you like her tell her that and act like it. just don't go over the top with it and act obsessed, thats all. She seems like she really likes you so just tell her you were having a rough time but now you feel better, and treat her nice.

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>>35252098
Yeah man I know, she likes me a lot, but I just don't really know what to do now. I don't even have her number, I want it so bad but I don't know how to ask her for it without sounding like a creeper or like I'm desperate. I like her a lot too, I just don't know what to do now. She loves it when I compliment her perfume and randomly hug her, every time I do that I see how happy her attitude changes, but then my autistic ass says or do something that gets her mad at me. The other day I did this, but then out of nowhere before I leave I gave her a hug and she out of nowhere she's not upset anymore. I just don't understand what women like or want, I'm so lost

Me again, I used to be like that. I would feel awkward and say some autistic shit I would regret straight away. If you can hug her and she's cool with it, then asking for her number won't be creepy at all. it's obvious she likes you so letting her know you like her back is okay. I want this to work for you anon

>>35251942
so hows this work anyway?
do you create a character based on things that aren't real like magic alchemy elves ect?
or what?

I'd join but my discord is gay as fuck and I'd be judged for it definately

>>35251973
DnD itself? There's a couple game books with races and classes that you make a character base from and design their story around. A bit of math for their abilities and capabilities.
>>35252022
Dude, we're playing D&D. Judgement?

I'm a little confused why you'd think robots would have daughters.

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>>35251986
I didn't know what my wife's daughter would look through my computer.

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Because Daddy has no hobbies, dear. At least my fictional daughter didn't find the lolicon folder.

Sure! Why are you sad?

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>>35251894
What's wrong my fellow robot? I'm ready to jump in the feels train, I'm down as fuck and drunken than a bitch

>>35251965
My mom, whose the only person I have a relationship with and actually makes me feel as though I matter, just got diagnosed with ovarian cancer. I don't know how long she has.

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2idjhewTMI

Women are intrinsically juvenile in their state of mind their whole lives through.

>>35251885
I'm kind and helpful. I love deeply and honestly. I have never and will never cheat. I want to be a great girlfriend and I think I am one.

>>35251885
I can draw custom pepes
will only call you a beta cuck once a week max

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You don't really care. You just wanted to make a new thread.

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>>35251864
I do care anon, tell me your plite, why do YOU think you can't get a gf?

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>>35251839
>How come you don't have a gf
because im a hikki with a bad back

probably memes i think

Trump is re-elected for another 4 years of consecutive wins.

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>>35251800
It's gonna be rite fucked m8
At least a major war and economic crash

>>35251738
Browsing r9k

I stopped for 2 weeks because there was a selfie thread and I saw how disgustingly ugly the guys here are combined with the "how come I cant get pussy" complaints and in my mind I associated myself with that by browsing this dumb board

But hey, as long as I don't act like one

Love me some Shakira. However, superior song...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weRHyjj34ZE

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I like to listen to ABBA and Wham! when I'm exercising.

that was me in highschool. now i talk when i have to when i'm at work

>>35251692
Yes, people try to say they have meme autism but fact is if you cant function as a normal social human you probably have fucking autism, wake up

>>35251692
That was me.desu. I wanted to talk i was just too afraid to start conversation with any of you. And you people never attempted to do chat with me so i just stopped trying but i low key hated everyone

And class, in this thread we find an anon who says stupid shit like so and will go on to later post threads wondering why he doesn't have friends or a gf and uses a cartoon frog as the picture

>>35251757
Bad teacher.

No tenure for you.

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>>35251757
but i dont want friends or a gf
normo

>>35251638
You should give it your best shot. The therapy hasn't done shit for me but it's worth a try for you.

>>35251638
Go and get some self confidence and not have to ask an anonymous board full of manchildren on the internet what your next move should be

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>>35251736
Fair enough, but why should I get some self confidence when I can just ask an anonymous board full of manchildren on the internet what your next move should be.

their soles are heterosexual but everything else is gay

>>35251606
Yes very.
Oregano

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Gay.
Nothing wrong with it though, people just need to stop denying it.