TFW no nice guy bf with a clean past

>>35251988
>TFW no nice guy bf with a clean past
that's me

I smoked weed just once. Am I still clean for you?

>>35251988
heres your attention
>now leave

>>35251988
Do you have a clean past too?

>>35251988
my past is clean as fuck but i still want to stick my tongue in a girl's asshole so yeah

You can't even greentext, bitch. What makes you think you deserve a nice guy like me?

I'm so empty. I just do things to please people, and it's usually easy to tell what they want.

I can't stand them, though, and I hate being judged by them.

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>>35251988
Why do you bait so hard?

So what is a 'clean past'?
I'm guessing most people mean legally but you might mean relationship-ly. Or with addictions, or money, ect.

>>35251988
Here's your (you), so tits, then GTFO

>>35252293
>tits, then GTFO
>>>/b/
This isn't how somebody from /r9k/ flames women

Want to be my gf? :3

*dives in your anus*

>>35252143
BPD or something?

>""""clean"""" past
Virgin males are all extremely degenerate.

>>35252776
This. You have the choice between a normie guy (I'm not talking about chad) who's had sex with a few girls as part of loving relationships, or the ""clean"" virgin who super kung-fu grips his dick off every night to loli doujins or femdom

>>35252143
>I'm so empty. I just do things to please people, and it's usually easy to tell what they want.
Are you a girl?

Lets see those boobers.

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>>35251988
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fi6xLTljN7

>>35251988
A pot calling the kettle black.

>>35252873
Quality post 10/10

>>35253249
How the fuck is this post original