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Anonymous
2017-03-04 02:22:31 Post No.35271371
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 02:22:31 Post No. 35271371 [Report] [View this topic]

I PLAY POT OF GREED.

IT ALLOWS ME TO DRAW 2 CARDS.

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 02:32:01 Post No.35271564
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>>35271371
Pot of Weed?

Anonymous 2017-03-04 02:35:40 Post No.35271630
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 02:35:40 Post No.35271630 [Report]

Why pot has face?

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>>35271371
pot of greed is tournament illegal

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/britfeel/ 2017-03-04 02:16:42 Post No.35271258
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/britfeel/ Anonymous 2017-03-04 02:16:42 Post No. 35271258 [Report] [View this topic]

The Board Calls for OC And We Answer, No Greater Meme, No Bitching About >Muh Burden, We're Gonna Take Back Our Thread Edition

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 02:20:55 Post No.35271335
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>everybody too lazy to start a new thread so I'll do it edition
first for fuck burden anon, probably just poleaboo anyway

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y'all niggas need some jesus in your life

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>>35271356
Already got him, lad

Anonymous
2017-03-04 02:15:24 Post No.35271224
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 02:15:24 Post No. 35271224 [Report] [View this topic]

>I-im just a shy weeb that lives in mother's basement, anon

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 02:32:25 Post No.35271569
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>>35271224
You know the real fucked up thing about this? This is literally what /r9k/ has come to, a bunch of normalfags pretending to autistic because for some retarded reason they think its cool. Not only that, instead of lurkimg for some years on a board and adaptping to the culture they just fucking post right away the minute they get on ebin 4chan because those retards cant stand to have patienceto gather some fucking powerlevel, nigga.

Anonymous 2017-03-04 02:35:38 Post No.35271628
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 02:35:38 Post No.35271628 [Report]

>attractive or even normal looking people can't have issues
fuck off

Anonymous 2017-03-04 02:36:32 Post No.35271650
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>>35271224
I'm sure there are some people, that no matter how good of genetics they were born with, have never once succeeded in romantic skills. We shouldn't trust these failed chads and normies, but there might be some robots among them.

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2017-03-04 02:09:37 Post No.35271103
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 02:09:37 Post No. 35271103 [Report] [View this topic]

>the more I get to know a girl, the less I like them

Why is this? i find plenty of girls attractive, but I just don't enjoy spending time with them at all

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 02:16:10 Post No.35271245
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>>35271103
Is this too much of a normie-question? I promise I'm a robot

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>>35271103
>inb4 "you talk to grills? Fuck off normie".

Seriously though I think they just don't share our interests naturally. They don't focus on the same things guys do.

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>>35271300
There is a reason for why boipucci is so popular here

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 02:08:54 Post No. 35271089 [Report] [View this topic]

Post Robot music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNc45FTenhg

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 02:10:51 Post No.35271135
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>>35271089
this is nice and sad sounding
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAKy6m83yME

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 02:14:26 Post No.35271212 [Report]

nada surf is good

remember them from the days

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlNqE_w2TFc

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I'm losing hope 2017-03-04 02:04:53 Post No.35271016
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I'm losing hope Anonymous 2017-03-04 02:04:53 Post No. 35271016 [Report] [View this topic]

>be me
>live in a small village
>no girls there
>at school we were 2 people total in my class
>at highschool we were 13 people (1 girl, she was ugly)
>no girlfriends
>no girl friends
>haven't talked to a girl in months (years desu)
>heterosexual, so i can't fuck a guy
>i wish i was gay
>tried gay porn
>freaked the fuck out of me because it was the most disgusting shit i have seen
>i'm slowly losing my mind and friends

should i end it?

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 02:07:21 Post No.35271060
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>>35271016
>live in small village
>no girls
What the fuck lmao
where do you live?

Anonymous 2017-03-04 02:07:28 Post No.35271062
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 02:07:28 Post No.35271062 [Report]

What shithole are you from? Or are you some obscure Native American?

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>>35271016
Go monk goofball
Master you inner demons through self will and discipline.
You only THINK you need a relationship and or partner.
The only things you truly need, are sustenance, water, oxygen and family.
Friends are welcome but optional.

~God Himself~
2017-03-04 01:46:14 Post No.35270706
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~God Himself~ 2017-03-04 01:46:14 Post No. 35270706 [Report] [View this topic]

Trips decides what happens to Billy.

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 01:47:47 Post No.35270735
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he gets married to a qt trap gf (male) who loves him very much

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>>35270706
He shoots himself

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 01:49:37 Post No.35270767 [Report]

He spontaneously combusts

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 01:44:20 Post No. 35270674 [Report] [View this topic]

>"I can't believe anon put me in one of these things when I was passout drunk"
>"How am I meant to have sex with chad now"
Reminder that if a girl isn't fine with wearing a chastity belt then she's a slut.

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 01:49:33 Post No.35270766
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>tfw no bf to put me in a chastity belt

Anonymous 2017-03-04 01:50:49 Post No.35270785
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 01:50:49 Post No.35270785 [Report]

I'm not sure if matching, partnered chastity equipment is cute or demented.

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>>35270785
it's romantic, in my opinion

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2017-03-04 01:42:00 Post No.35270632
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 01:42:00 Post No. 35270632 [Report] [View this topic]

Have you ever tried to stop arguing with people over the internet? Be it YouTube, Normiebook, 4chan, anything really. After years on 4chan I noticed how useless, pointless and time-wasting it really is and decided to stop. Anyone who did the same?

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 01:43:07 Post No.35270648
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>>35270632
arguing with randoms over the dumbest shit is all part of the phase. you will grow out of it eventually.

Anonymous 2017-03-04 01:44:07 Post No.35270671
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 01:44:07 Post No.35270671 [Report]

no I just moved from dumb topics like video game and anime to real topics like politics and world events.

nothing is bettering then besting some dumb commie fool in an argument. well, maybe being bested and seeing a new truth is better, or equal.

Anonymous 2017-03-04 01:47:48 Post No.35270736
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>>35270671
Pretty much all I did last summer. Arguing over feminism and socialism but hey, who actually gave a fuck? People don't take notes if they're being bested these days

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2017-03-04 01:34:39 Post No.35270515
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 01:34:39 Post No. 35270515 [Report] [View this topic]

>qt at small vegetarian restaurant I get take out from alot after work

How do I ask her out?

Like an autist I always wear my badge from work (I'm an aerospace engineer), so she may be slightly impressed with me.

Also if I ask her out and she says no, I can never get food there again right?

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 01:38:10 Post No.35270574
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>>35270515
jst b urslf :))))))))))))))))))))
Also who is this fluid druid?

Anonymous 2017-03-04 01:39:14 Post No.35270589
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>>35270515
have you ever had a conversation with her?

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>>35270589
Nope, I need to know how to do that too

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 01:34:17 Post No. 35270511 [Report] [View this topic]

"It's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all."

True or false, robots?

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 01:35:06 Post No.35270521
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false

it's better to have never loved at all than to be cucked

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 01:35:52 Post No.35270533 [Report]

True over 9000 times.

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>>35270511
It sucks. Once you experience love, you'll be yearning for the rest of your life. It's best to not know what you're missing.

Also, that girl needs my cum on her face

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 01:31:00 Post No. 35270458 [Report] [View this topic]

>blocks your path

What do you do?

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 01:32:16 Post No.35270478
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>>35270458
Start fingering her ass

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>>35270458
YEEHA IT'S THE HILL BILLY CUNT POLICE HOW NANY NIGGERS HSVE YOU FUCKED TODAY!?

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turn 360 degrees and walk away

commentendoli originale

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That kid thread. 2017-03-04 01:14:45 Post No.35270166
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That kid thread. Anonymous 2017-03-04 01:14:45 Post No. 35270166 [Report] [View this topic]

>That kid who shat on his desk

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>>35270166
>tfw it was me

stay mad teach

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>>35270166
That kid who peed on her seat

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That kid who pissed and shat himself while screaming the lyrics to Fresh prince

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 01:12:42 Post No. 35270127 [Report] [View this topic]

I was just wondering if average robot is skinny or fat, what's your height and weight robots? Are you satisfied with your weight or would you like to change it?
> 6'2, 235lbs

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