I'm losing hope

>>35271016
>live in small village
>no girls
What the fuck lmao
where do you live?

What shithole are you from? Or are you some obscure Native American?

>>35271016
Go monk goofball
Master you inner demons through self will and discipline.
You only THINK you need a relationship and or partner.
The only things you truly need, are sustenance, water, oxygen and family.
Friends are welcome but optional.

>be me
>live in a small village
>no chads there
>at school we were 2 people total in my class
>at highschool we were 13 people (12 guys, all ugly)
>no boyfriends
>no boy friends
>haven't talked to a chad in months (years desu)
>heterosexual, so i can't fuck a girl
>i wish i was gay
>tried gay porn
>freaked the fuck out of me because it was the most disgusting shit i have seen
>i'm slowly losing my mind and friends

I didn't know Abbos were intelligent enough to use a computer

>>35271060
>>35271062
Macedonia

>>35271105
I need a relationship... I'M FUCKING ALONE

>>35271130
Don't worry. I'm white.

>>35271158
>SLAV
Your women are hit or miss. They're either extremely ugly or 10/10 goddesses.

>>35271179
Tbh, i'd date an ugly woman if i have to.

>>35271158
Online dating?
spilled my origetti

>>35271206
>purchase mail box in united states
>order mail order bride
>send instructions to mail box in united states to forward all mail to your address in Macedonia
>???
>instant wife?

>>35271288
Wouldn't work for me. Because i can't find Macedonian women on dating sites.

>>35271016
you can't be that miserable if you have literally never been around females. it's not like you were raised in a roastie village and then got sent to live in an all dude village.

>>35271158
>Macedonia

Come to Australia friend. Us Macedonians have is very good here.

>>35271313
Sorry to say it but sounds like you're gonna have to stick to 2D. It's not that bad mate.

>>35271313
Date someone's mom? I mean most of us on this board dream of bagging a milf

>>35271375
How much does it cost to move there?

>>35271381
I'm not into anime and hentai.

>>35271406
I wouldn't fuck an used up 40 year old woman.

>>35271407
They have to accept you first by giving you a work visa or some shit.

>>35271486
Well, would i be able to work as a programmer there?

>>35271515
Sure. You just need to get hired first? I'm not really sure how immigration processes work. Something you should look into.

>>35271407
Force yourself into hentai or fall for the trap pill till you're gay. I give really good advice please listen to me these other anons don't know what they're talking about.

>>35271538
Sure, i will look into it, just i really should get some sleep now because it's 3:33AM.
Thank you for your recommendation.

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