>That kid who shat on his desk
>>35270166
>tfw it was me
stay mad teach
>>35270166
That kid who peed on her seat
That kid who pissed and shat himself while screaming the lyrics to Fresh prince
>>35270166
>That kid whoposted an iFunny meme on 4chan
Spoiler alert, it was you op
>>35270166
>that kid who shat in another kids deskit was me
>that one girl that fucking loves horses
i swear they're everywhere
>>35270166
>that kid who was bullied because he had manic depression
>the bullies reasoning was 'it'll keep you from shooting up the school'
the kid that pissed in the trashcans
is this a devilish thread?
>>35270166
>that kid who audibly shit his pants during the moment of silence at the 911 assembly
>>35270437
>spongebob reaction pics
>2017
Fuck you
>That kid who was a complete faggot and posted an Ifunny picture
>that kid who got a gf despite having no friends
>>35270166
That kid who stole my headphones and tried to sell them back to me
>I FUCKING hated you, you stupid faggot made highschool hell, glad the mehicans jumped you
>>35270453
fuk jew nigel uno
>that bloke who shat in the designated wumbly tumbly fumbly cupboard
>that kid who wasn't bullied or disliked by anyone but was still never invited to anything or did anything with anyone outside of school and now doesn't really know how to approach people or even engage people in conversation at all
>>35270166
>that kid who took a shit in front of my locker and I almost stepped in it
>that weird kid who didn't know his place and tried to socialize with the regulars, so we had to "show him his place" multiple times but he just wouldn't fucking learn
>>35270724
He was probably in an abusive relationship
That little asshole who set the 6th grade record for days sent to OCS(on campus suspension)...34. The little dimwit who set fire to a bathroom trash can and set off a pack of firecrackers outside of the music classrooms open door. The little ape who would walk to a corner store, steal Rolos and Now n' Laters to sell individually for spare money to buy cookies and cakes at lunch. The little pervert who woyld get sexually excited when Mrs. Zimmerman would allow me to message her shoulders. The little dipshit who became friends with a potential bully when we started trading insults and found each other funny...who later died of electrocution during Summer vacation while I was out of town only to find out from his mom when I had a dream about him and decided to pay him a visit...R.I.P. Jose. The tubby fucker who helped his class win gold in the tug of war on Field Day as the anchor when we were losing and I apparently went Super Saiyan...
Yeah, that was me.
>>35271171
he wasn't. I know because it wasme
>>35270166
Reminds me of Elementary school
>be me
>forth grade
>10 mins left in class
>sitting at desk waitng to go home
>feel a rumble in my stomach
>feels like im about to fart
>sharts
>FUCK.jpeg
>feels VERY warm, very ample amount of shit in my pants
>other kids start to notice smell
>i cant let them know its me
>blame it on kid known for farting in class
"Dang John your farts stink!"
>mob mentality works, whole class starts making fun of John and his stinky farts
>bell rings, time to go home
>as I walk down the hall in the mob of kids, I hear "what smells like dead fish?" "why does it stink so much?"
>gets on bus
>kids notice smell, but only slightly because windows are open
>get off bus
>shit, my mom isnt here to pick me up like usual
>live in back of a very large neighborhood
>mfw walked 30 mins in hot as fuck florida weather to my house
>still have hot shit in my pants the whole time
>>35270166
>that kid who was going to shoot up the school on a snow day and shot his grandpa instead
>That indian kid that asked you about cricket and indian pop stars
"Where do I begin Ahmed"
>>35272831
>That kid who would always talk about porn, masturbation and sex to appear cool
>>35272870
>That kid that said nigger and all of the nigs would chase him
>That kid who was fat as fuck and irish but said he was abo so he could get free pizza on sorry day
>>35270166
>that kid who would show up late to class with iced coffee and act like it was the hang out spotit was me
>that fat guy who wore cum stained shirts
>>35272929
what is sorry day
>>35270166
>that kid who took a shit right in front of one of the stalls in the bathroom
>That girl that had her first period in class and blood got everywhere
>>35272983
When we say sorry to aborignial people because we killed their (((ancestors))) 150 years ago
Most people just say get over it
all yall stupid faggots posting offended women to express disgust should take a look around and then kill yourselves
>>35270400
Wow. Nice self-fulfilling prophecy.
who else /shatintheurinal/ here? I was six and thought it was funny
>>35270358
They're all crazy too, and not in a meme self diagnosed way, actually fucking crazy
>That kid that was incredibly racist back in Grade 3, and you and all your normie friends made fun of him, but eventually, as the years pass, you slowly realize that he was right all along, and that inferior races exist, and as you slowly become more and more right-wing, you realize that racism is a blessing, the truth, given only to some.
>>35273062
You first.
>>35270166
>that kid from Afghanistan who wore boots his dad looted off of a dead Soviet infantryman
>same kid worked at McDicks who would hook it up with a huge bag of food and drinks for a dollar
Actually that kid was pretty cool lol