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>accidentally select wrong box
>It works anyway


Store Fronts never work.

Also fuck the 'Until there are none left on the screen' I've had some take me upwards of a minute.

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Daily reminder that f you can get the Captcha right every time you're not a robot and need to GTFO my board

why the fuck does it only show up sometimes

also
>select all pictures with trees
>"lol obviously these ones"
>press confirm or whatever its called
>notice one little fucking tree in a picture not chosen

I'm gonna lose my fucking shit

Now i have to re-watch that one. Shes so hot

>>35291411
none of them regret it

they love it

they are sluts

>>35291411
That is someone's daughter, granddaughter or perhaps even sister.

You already know the answer, OP.
We're good for nothing losers.

>>35291367
But even we are preferable to extinction....

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>>35291337
>tfw japanese teacher wants to recommend me for JET when I graduate
>all former jets that have talked at my school mention how they or tons of guys that they know have gotten a gf/married while on the program
>have two cousins who went to japan for work reasons and both ended up married to qt pure ol's
This is one of the few things keeping me going at this point

>>35291222
Males can drink more without dying.

More socially accepted for men to drink heavily. I assume this also means female alcoholics are less likely to seek help or to admit their problems to a study.

>>35291288
>females less likely to seek help
>females less likely to admit their problems

I refuse to believe someone would say this unironically.

>>35291210
I'm a man and masturbated with a removable shower head for the longest time. Until I was in my teens I didn't understand that you could make yourself feel good with a stroking motion.

>>35291210
That is how i learned to masturbate when i was 8 :)

Is it possible to get off doing this?

>>35291036
you swallow cyanide and if you somehow survive it you never come back to this board and make such a horrendous thread again

>>35291036
I can be your vibrator.

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>>35291036
>How do I get a robot bf to buy me a vibrator?
I can be your bf

>>35290999
Nimm deine Scheiß Pasta und schieb sie dir sonstwohin, du erbärmliches Stück Scheiße.

>>35290999
>And is this the reason why you fail at life?
no it's because of the jews

>>35290999
This was exactly me until I got a job and moved out 5 years ago.

where in south america?
blox

>>35290920
alright here goes

>22
>western europoor country
>just finished degree in finance
>got hired at place where I did my internship
>don't smoke, occasionally drink
>used to play guitar, not anymore due to no time
>looking to pick up skateboarding

skype is BopBopPerano

>>35291151
She said Colombia in the group

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I still remember first getting my membership and going straight to Castle Wars. No-lifed it until I got that shitty red and blue armor

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>>35290907
Still playing friend

>>35290907
>Never was a member
>bought the fuvking scholastic guide in middu school
>experienced maybe 3 or less unique events.
>once got whiskrd away into game show thing
>won banknote prize for uncut ruby or something
>dick was hard over it for months all my (4 probably, maybe less cant remembere) friens thought I was thrshit (probanly didnt, i maybe yhought they thoughy i was)

>>35290882
Escortbro, my brotha! Haven't seen you in a while, I was actually worried something happened to you.

How you holding up, senpai?

>>35290882
You're listening to this song wrong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jZysQwZ_-A

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>"Okay stop it Anon, now you're making me blush! Do you really mean it? It's just I've never really liked the way I look all that much. I've never felt as, well, feminine I guess compared to most other girls. I didn't think somebody would ever describe me as beautiful! And to hear you say it makes me feel really happy. I think you're beautiful too, by the way. Inside and out!"

[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6lAvspdWpE ]

>>35290862
I have a waterbottle and a massive cup of tea at all times, but sometimes I just boil water and drink that

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why haven't you taken the sparkling water pill yet bros? it tastes just as good as water (if not better) with the delicious fizz of soda.

pic very much related, it's what i drink. any sparkling water will do though, just make sure it's not loaded with a fuckload of added sugars and shit. gotta keep it clean and healthy.

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this is 1.5 days of water

idk, I like to go out and say retarded shit to strangers
but when i'm not funny I force myself to go home, even if it's like 1/30 things
WHENWILLITEND?

>>35290828
if you samefag in a thread but there's no one there to read your post, did you samefag?

Like the legend of the phoenix
All ends with beginnings
What keeps the planet spinning (uh)
The force of love beginning
We've come too far to give up who we are
So let's raise the bar and our cups to the stars
She's up all night 'til the sun
I'm up all night to get some
She's up all night for good fun
I'm up all night to get lucky
We're up all night 'til the sun
We're up all night to get some
We're up all night for good fun
We're up all night to get lucky
We're up all night to get lucky
We're up all night to get lucky
We're up all night to get lucky
We're up all night to get lucky
The present has no ribbon
Your gift keeps on giving,
What is this I'm feeling?
If you wanna leave I'm with it (ah)
We've come too far to give up who we are
So let's

>>35290789
>he's 5'7"
no need, he's already been punished

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>>35290789
An eye for an eye makes the whoIe world blind

only if you record it.
>oregano

>>35290785
she caused the death of her cousin

How can she fuck naruto knowing he is thinking about sakuras pink pussy

>>35290796
It was the monarchist system of relationships in the Hyuga clan. He sacrificed himself because it was his duty and his curse. If she was of plebeian blood, mb Neji wouldn't have sacrificed himself.

34 Hours, kept trying to watch x-men movies and other stuff to stay awake

I have narcolepsy so probably much less than anyone else.

Around 60h on speed while i had to go to school