>you will never come home after elementary school and play runescape again
>you will never experience the pure joy when you're mom agreed to buy membership
>you will never experience walking through the members gate for the first time ever again
I still remember first getting my membership and going straight to Castle Wars. No-lifed it until I got that shitty red and blue armor
>>35290907
Still playing friend
>>35290907
>Never was a member
>bought the fuvking scholastic guide in middu school
>experienced maybe 3 or less unique events.
>once got whiskrd away into game show thing
>won banknote prize for uncut ruby or something
>dick was hard over it for months all my (4 probably, maybe less cant remembere) friens thought I was thrshit (probanly didnt, i maybe yhought they thoughy i was)
>you will never again stay at your friends' house every weekend just to play runescape all day long
>>35290907
Well, OSRS makes for a pretty good substitute, but it pretty much feels like nothing but a grind when trying to unlock some of the higher-end content. Just recently finished all hard diaries and are working on elite diaries and master clues now.
>>35290965
Do you have the original 'disfigured pepe'?
Never bothered to save one.
>ywn run around varrock doing dumb shit with friends again
>>35290907
>you will never again spend hours doing retarded inefficient methods but not caring because you was having fun
>>35291046
I tried OSRS a couple years back but it just wasn't the same for me, the magic was gone
I still remember getting my first 99. I had two friends huddled around the computer and my hands were shaking with excitement over 99 fletching. those were the days
>>35291096
>@ran@ Need Phoenix Gang member!
Take me back there. Please
I'm playing RS3 right now. 13 year old account and not one 99.
>>35290980
THE SCHOLASTIC GUIDE omg that's what started me on it all
>ywn fake being sick just to farm flax to sell bowstrings
>>35291108
Yeah, i came for the nostalgia and stayed because i'm practically addicted to exp and sick gp gains.
>>35291108
The magic truly dies when you move to "efficiency" mode and 99% of the content is now seen as a "waste of time"
I no lifed runescape so much. I would wake up at 5 am every day, do a farm run, wait an hour to do a herb run, then go to school. Then I would come back from school and be on it from 4 pm until like 10 pm.
And during the summer of my senior year I played for 16 hours a day minimum to finish maxing out my stats.
This was 6 years ago and haven't touched it since
My mom didn't let me play it, she thought it was for dorks
dude... come on man.
I was depressed enough and then you have to lay things out like that? Just.. damn.
>you will never again be in the 6th grade flipping through channels at night and finding the softcore porn and feeling like a naughty boy followed playing some 2005 era runescape
>>35290907
Tfw I never quit RS and have experienced it all
>Git Gud normans and through your life away for this game again
>>35291333
>through
How autistic am I
Very
>>35291241
I still had fun when doing "efficiency" for my max cape, but that was when you had to actually do a skill to get exp in the skill. Nowadays (hell for years), every skill has a minigame for it which is free and gives like 100k+ exp/hour
>>35291390
>Agility
>Runecrafting
>Woodcutting
>Mining
>Construction
>Thieving
>Free minigame and 100k XP/hr
100k xp/he isn't even fast you fucknut.
>>35291159
Fuckingbestiary.
Showing ice wizards and shit.
I aint never even seen any shit like that.
Craziesy placr I evervwent to was some kind of underground goblin prison.
Shit man I kind of fucking sucked at rs
I had no idea what was going on pro high lvl wise
Never into wildy. Bareley into al quada.
Just dicked around with no more than 3 irl friends and strangers
>>35291436
Maybe we're just products of different times but when I played
>Agility
Maxed out at like 80k exp/hr on gnome course and that's if you're doing it alone and have flawless reflexes
>Runecrafting
ZMI yielded like 50k/hr and was a net loss on gp
>Woodcutting
Mage logs (even though yews were faster)
>Mining
Living mineral cavern which I think maxed out at 80k/hr
Construction and thieving were both easy and fast though
>>35291532
Currently they max out at maybe 1.5x those rates, and that's with spending tons of money on a spell that eats your resources and prayer potions.
>>35291436
5 of those skills are a colossal waste of time anyway
>>35291330
>ywn watch "The Man Show" before bed on a 13" CRT and get hard ons
>>35290980
>>bought the fuvking scholastic guide in middu school
holy fuck me too
i still have it
>waking up early to woodcut while you're too sleepy to get bored
Post your stats robots.
QUICK!
Post favourite RuneScape track:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFgvAyJWkjU
>>35290907
>elementary school
christ how young are you fucks
>>35292047
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkV0folIgRk
I want to go back
>>35291968
>not being an ironman
>not a true robot
>>35292230
>paying for membership
varrock hard + miscellania pays for bonds for membership if you're not an ironmeme
>>35292047
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCtJ0b24Di4
The Forlorn Homestead - A newer song that plays in the WC guild. I think Mod Ash actually made it.
>>35290907
this is why I'm really hoping that tsuki guy is right
>I'm sitting in the throne of fame right now
>>35290907
I miss the community the most
I tried OSRS but everyone just wants to go for maximum efficiency and barely talks to eachother. they forget the main fun is the journey.
>>35291885
>tfw I had enough gbp from mom for this ONR thing at the book fair that personally called out to me amid uninteresting normalfag books like 2+ years into series' I knew nothing about
A good feel
fucking YTMND and newgrounds