How do I get a robot bf to buy me a vibrator?

>>35291036
you swallow cyanide and if you somehow survive it you never come back to this board and make such a horrendous thread again

>>35291036
I can be your vibrator.

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>>35291036
>How do I get a robot bf to buy me a vibrator?
I can be your bf

"Hey, wanna go to the sex shop? I'm feeling...frisky."
Later
"Ooh, anon, can you buy me this?"

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>>35291080
Fuck. When I was a stupid kid in high school I fell for almost the exact same thing. I can't handle this right now.

One only costs 20$. Can't you afford this yourself?
>https://www.amazon.com/CNHIDEE-Waterproof-Therapeutic-Multi-Speeds-Pulsating/dp/B01M4N0ORO/?th=1

>>35291290
No the cheap ones are shit.

>>35291036
I can buy you a fuck-machine, whore.

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>>35291036
Say buy me a vibrator and I'll let you do anything you want to me
>then don't
>mischief.jpg

>>35291036
Either post if you have a bf or post location and info if you're single. I'd be willing to if you're from Scotland

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>bf buys vibrator
>it's for his ass

>>35291036
Buy your own shit, fucking cheap cunt.

>>35291036
>How do I get a robot bf to buy me a vibrator?
I can buy you one if you post a throwaway and prove that you're female.

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>>35291647
>not having a prostate
>not taking advantage of it

>>35291036
>wanting a vibrator when you have a boyf
nice try brobot, dicks are so much better than a vibe

>>35292120
>dicks are so much better than a vibe
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

this is fake an gay

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>>35292120
>dicks are so much better than a vibe

>>35292356
>>35292406
>warm
>feel full inside afterwards
>attached to a person
>person makes make qt noises
>pulses naturally
>smells nice
>much more attractive
dicks are way better

>>35292432
tranny faggot or just a faggot?

>>35292432
This description is vomit inducing.

>>35292452
neither, born with a roastie

>>35292453
>not liking dicks
are you some kinda faggot

>>35292432
>>35292510
LONDON
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NODNOL

pls marry me

>when you buy your true love her first vibrator but keep it at your place and later on after she dumps you she hints that you should give it to her

INTO THE TRASH IT GOES

BITCH