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>Daddy, what are you doing? It's not going to fit.
>DADDY, PLEASE STOP!! IT'S NOT GOING TO FIT!!!
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originary comentalie
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No Kirsty, you're not getting new shoes, these ones still fit.
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>>35335834
Shut up, kid, I can make it fit!

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Why do normies worship garbage day?
>Anon, its two days till garbage day! :)
>Anon, did you remember its garbage day today? :)
>Make sure you remember anon :)
>Hey Anon don't forget its garbage day! :)
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Because it's time to take out the trash you filthy piece of fuck. (unfortunately your parents couldn't throw you out the day you were born though.)
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>>35335791
>why do normies worship garbage day

you mean why do your parents want you to take out the garbage?

because it's the only useful thing you'll ever be good at.
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>>35335791
what the fuck is a "garbage day"?

How much of a fool would I have to be to fuck a black escort as a beta white male?
I have jungle fever like no other, but I'm afraid to pull the trigger on losing my to a hot black escort because:
>Afraid they'll be mean to me
>Afraid I'll get aids
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most escorts require condoms and the ones that dont you should avoid
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Why Do you have jungle fever? You're attracted to masculine features?
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Ayisha Diaz btw

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Why are men obsessed with teenage girls? How do we stop this?
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>>35335652
Prime teen pussy is king
Fuck you roastie.
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>>35335652
men are obsessed with female girls because their nubile.

It's evolutionarily quite natural to be attracted to post-pubescent women.

It's currently morally wrong, but trying to stop it is like trying to stop homosexuals. If laws don't make them quit, nothing will.
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why settle for inexperience when you can smash a christmas cake?

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Guys, Dont you think the "Dance Till You Dead" Song remix has something inherently sad and depressing about it ? I dont know why,but everytime I listen to it, I initially feel energetic, but this energy changes to sheer emptiness the longer I listen to it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcRtFYAz2Yo&t=696s

ITT : Nice/Sad/Depressing Music Thread
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https://youtu.be/W95u98wMlXo

comfy sad song, one of my favorites
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>>35335518
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCxDZaWRAvo&index=837&list=WL

This kills the man.
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I get drunk and cry to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vTnff0pkgs

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>Hurry up anon, it's time to get you washed and cleaned up, don't keep mommy waiting!
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>>35335223
>tfw my mom still giving me bath

I'm 29
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>>35335223
>tattoo
RUINED

FUCKING RUINED

WHY
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>>35335365
are you literally retarded?

originale comentale

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>actual year
>still not sucking female dicks
>still not transforming yourself in a girl (male)

what is your excuse?
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>>35335214
I want to fuck Mayaka's slutty ass
NOW
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>>35335214
I'm not gay

oirongla
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>>35335214
already there op

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Who /investment/ here? I have 20k sitting around doing nothing, what have you all invested in?
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>>35335206
in my autogynephilia desu
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>>35335206
Invest in a car
Cannot go wrong and you can always sell it later
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>>35335206
Redistribute the wealth among the robot community and be a good bourgeois.

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ITT:
Post:
Age

Height

Preferred height of significant other

What are you doing right now?

I'll start.
>Age
19
>Height
5'7"
Preferred height of significant other
5'4"
What are you doing right now?
Homework while listening to music
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18
5'7
Im just taking a break from cleaning to come on here and relax. Im cleaning out a hoarders house.


>>35335171
What kind of music anon?
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>>35335171
>19
>6'2
>no preference really
but if I had to pick I like tall people
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>Age
26

>Height
5'10"

>Preferred height of significant other
Taller. I have a tall girl+gentle femdom fetish.

>What are you doing right now?
Slow day in the warehouse so I'm tearing staples out of paper. Nobody is interested, but we keep customer information for 10 years then we can dispose of it. Instead of tossing it, we recycle it and put it in our party fund. Tedious work, but I get to sit down and shit post as I do it.

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how bad is it to skip the funeral of a family member?
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Distant family? Not at all
Immediate family? Kinda. But you can play it off and say that you're too upset and overwhelm with grief to want to interact with everybody
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>>35334750
I would suggest reading L'Etranger by Albert Camus.
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Depends on why you skipped.
If you have a good reason, you're in the clear.
If you were being a dick, get the fuck out of here.

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How do you feel about "art" being this nowadays, and whores being "artists" that have to be taken seriously, /r9k/?

http://www.dazeddigital.com/artsandculture/article/25829/1/alexandra-marzella

>That Marzella is able to be in this beautiful space without leaving home puts an elephant in the room. She still has the sugar daddy, she confirms, before stressing: "I am financially independent, and I have tons of friends who aren't. Who doesn't? That's New York, right?"

>She considers dates with her sugar daddy sex work, though no sex is involved. She describes their relationship as that of therapist and patient, but, although she is making the money, he is the one acting as counsellor. "I talk to him about my shit and he tells me the few things in the world he can't tell his wife."

>Before I can ask, she says her boyfriend isn't happy about this arrangement. To her credit, she's transparent, and it's almost common knowledge that incomes like this one, only secreted away, are what make the NY art world turn.
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Everything is art now. After art lost it's religious idealism it became a parody of itself. Whether something is good or bad is pretty much up to time to sort out.
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>>35334756
So what can one do? Just stay away from the "art world" entirely?
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R. MuTT
1917

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>most wealthy ethnic group in america
>highly educated, large penis, masculine
>will be dominant superpower by 2030

How do we compete with superior Indian men?
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>>35334545
>t. poo-in-the-loo
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>>35334545
India has the smallest dicks in the world statistically. Even smaller than the other asian countries.

They had to special manufacture smaller confoms for them lmao
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>>35334545
How will /r9k/ compete with this thread being posted constantly by this shitskinned faggot?

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>oral exam tomorrow
>I'm not prepared
It's not failing the exam what scares me, I can easily recover, it's that I'll just remain autistically silent in front of my teacher. It will be embarrassing.
Also, /uni/ thread I guess, since I didn't see one in the catalog.
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i have 20 days to finish my draft dissertation (8,000 words) and I haven't even got a solid plan yet

i've just been avoiding my supervisor because real life has just smothered me these past months and idk what to say to him

i think i can pull it off but i'm super fucking worried and stressed rn
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>oral exam
jesus fucking christ what kind of a class are you in
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>>35334552
Someone I knew had an oral presentation for Calculus

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Do you have PTSD? Let's talk about it.

I saw a man jump in front of a train. His body ended up very close to me. It was gory. I had blood all over me. He started convulsing, and even though I'd first-aid trained I knew he couldn't be saved because of his very bad head injury.
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Someone called me fat on Twitter.
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>>35334464
i saw a little kid get turned into a meatball after being hit by a truck, didn't have any effect on me at all. what does it feel like?
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>>35334512
What does it feel like to be so edgy on an anonymous Chinese basket weaving board?

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What does r9k think about The Wire?
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>>35334376
It's good but, like Breaking Bad, massively overrated. Unlike Breaking Bad, it was still good. Seriously fuck Breaking Bad.
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Why do you want to know? What's your game?
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>>35334376
im gonna drop it, its boring af desu

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