Who /investment/ here? I have 20k sitting around doing nothing,

>>35335206
in my autogynephilia desu

>>35335206
Invest in a car
Cannot go wrong and you can always sell it later

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>>35335206
Redistribute the wealth among the robot community and be a good bourgeois.

>>35335555
Cars depreciate in value.
Unless you buy a very old car and fix it up, you're losing money on the deal.

Get bitcoin, in 2020 those 20k will be worth 100-200k if you believe speculators

>>35335206
I drop everything in VOO. It's the whole stock market and it always goes up on the long term

I heard this company Google is gonna blow up, but don't tell others though.


Seriously, the MIC is picking up since Trump got elected. Something that causes human suffering will be hitting their highs

>>35335206
I suggest cheap real estate. If you're handy, you can fix up some piece of shit and sell it for more.

Lots of meme answers being thrown around.

https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Bogleheads%C2%AE_investing_start-up_kit

Just buy and hold a low TER broadly diversified index fund. That's really all you need to invest optimally.

If you want to know why it boils down to this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwkjqGd8NC4
1. If you want high returns you have to go to the stock market.
2. Stock picking or actively managed mutual funds (or any form of active management) or doomed.
3. Index funds are the best option.

>>35338108
>funds
when you want to get your money back the surprise will come.

>>35335779
VOO is just the top 500 companies. The actual whole stock market is VTSAX

All in triple leveraged ETFs

You really shouldn't be investing unless you enjoy flipping a coin over going bankrupt or not.

>>35338656
Who said I'm investing everything I have?

>>35335206
buy gold

Counter strike weapon skins

I invested 1k 3 years ago and now have 4 times as much , could been higher if i wasnt scammed in a trade

>>35335641

Or a limited edition sports car.
Or a classic car.

>>35335757
It will.

The chinks will make sure it will

>>35335555
>Invest in a car
>Cannot go wrong and you can always sell it later

wtf

>>35337433
I'd second this. Well-performing and leveraged real estate is a wonder to behold. Much like my magnificent dong.

>>35335206
Invest in cigarettes and bullets. Keep them in a safe storage place, outside of the cities. When the apocalypse comes, those will be the new currency and you'll be rich.

>>35335206
Leveraged bear ETFs, bubble's about to burst

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>>35339123
That's too many memes for a single thread, friends.

I suggest you to shut up when you have no knowledge about the topic at hand.

Buy CVS stocks, trust me!

>>35338764
that's an investment beyond high risk

is there a youtube channel or just a video that can lay out for my silly brain?

Seriously, do a 75-25 split on your stocks of blue chips-high risk high reward stocks

>>35339740
this.
I too, want to know.

Why invest your money when you could just gamble it directly?

Less timesink, more say in the results. Same chances of losing it all.
Investments aren't worth it unless you have 100k+ to invest.

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>>35338108
There you have it, friendo.

>want to get into get into day trading
>have no idea where the f*** to start
>/biz/ only gives me memes like investopedia or the wall street journal
>YouTube videos are all crap

>>35339837
>went to lose all my money with meme investing.
>too stupid to realise it's an awful idea to start with
>the memeboard I frequent only gives meme advice
>Youtube videos are full memes I don't like.

I would laugh at you if it wasn't so depressing.

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>>35339887
Go ahead. Laugh.

>>35338618
pleb

gonna invest all in triple integrals inc.

>>35338888
quads confirm anon's magnificent dong

>>35339924
I can't. I'm not a bad person and it's genuinely sad. Why don't you follow this advice and earn money instead?
>>35338108
Index investing is not """fun""", because it requires no input and is the optimal solution, like cheat codes. However, if you want to have fun and lose a lot of money, casinos are commonplace. I'd recommend picking a less expensive hobby though.

>>35339837
>want to get into get into day trading

Why? Its not enjoyable in any way

>>35340034
Because people who do it right make good money in short periods of time.

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I have $8k invested in Canadian oil, since Alberta's economy is in the shitter right now and stocks are very cheap...after the Saudis go bankrupt and prices rebound, the stocks will appreciate.

>>35340115
>I have $8k invested in Canadian oil
might work out, good luck

>>35340057
Please, remind me what happens to people who don't do it """right""".

And by the way, it's basically luck. Just go to the fucking casino and bet on black.