>Daddy, what are you doing? It's not going to fit. >DADDY,

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originary comentalie

No Kirsty, you're not getting new shoes, these ones still fit.

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>>35335834
Shut up, kid, I can make it fit!

>>35335906
I had a brief feeling of amusement reading this post

>>35335834
I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GOING TO GET THIS SOFA THROUGH YOUR DOORWAY!

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>>35335834
>It's not going to fit daddy, you idiot. Great, now i'm angery at you

>>35335834
You say this every time I make you a grilled cheese sandwhich. Eating the ends of the bread isn't going to kill you. Stop whining.

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>>35335914
audible kek

orioginal

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Shut up bitch, I still have a 32" waist

>>35336047
The helmet is snug so it doesn't fall off your head when you ride a bike. Safety first.

>>35335914
Heh I laugh

>OP claims he isn't a pedo while he makes the threads preceding this one.

>>35335906
i came to this thread to call OP a degenerate then i saw your comment and was about to tell you i giggled then i saw this post >>35335922 and refrain for doing it but then i saw this one >>35335914 and thought it was much better

Relax, little one.
This bracelet will fit your wrist just fine.

>>35335914
Your penis is cylindrical?

>>35336314
Just stick around to when the CP kicks in and the circle will be complete.

>>35336411
This, why do women always think bracelets never fit.

>>35336835
Shut up pedo scum

Don't tell how to park you can't even drive

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>>35335834
>>It's not going to fit.
>implying any would would ever say this to me

Jokes on you. My dicks tiny. It will fit anywhere.

I thought OP was talking about a new piece of pants or clothing or something.

>>35337578
ironically you'll never fit in anywhere, though

Here is my pornfu Anya Olsen in a father-daughter scene not unlike this one:

http://efukt.com/21842_BUT_DADDY_IT_HURTZ.html

>>35337800
Oh man that's brutal.

>>35335834
I genuinely don't understand the pedo thing. It's repulsive AF. I don't get the whole loli thing either.
>
"i-its a little bitter but 5-star gourmet cuisine because it's yours, dad"
I mean, what the actual fuck?

I know honey but just put your shoes on. We're heading to the store to get some bigger ones