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what's r9k listening to right now? post link to what you're listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJb1-fDgqVQ
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>>35282350
You have great taste anon.

Been listening to mostly game OSTs and Nick Drake lately, always find myself going back to him. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXnfhnCoOyo&ab_channel=heiohpei
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That's actually really good; never heard of it before, OP, but thanks my man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AODGGRS4DRo
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>>35282464
it's my favourite mastodon song to date

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>i subscribe to people who make content that I don't enjoy but I like them personally or feel sorry for them not having any views
>i open all their videos in multiple tabs on mute and watch them all the way through to make them feel better

does anybody else do this
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>>35282345
If I put music on YouTube will you do that
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>>35282345
So it's you who have been watching me on my twitch? Talk to me next time if you dare, I would like that ;)
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>>35282379
not twitch, youtube

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l hate myself
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so change

oregano
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How is this original

shiggy
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>>35282272
He used an L for the i and an i for the L.

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How do I get rid of my cognitive dissonance?
I recognize what is right or wrong but I don't feel it.
For example I understand that there is nothing inherently wrong with being black or that wanting a virgin gf is completely unreasonable. But my subconscious is still racist and wants a pure virgin gf to own.

Am I just plain old stupid because logic literally doesn't dictate my actions?
How do I not be stupid?
I just want to be comfortable and happy damnit.
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>>35282213
You have too much free time. Find something to keep your mind busy with. Like a job.
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>>35282240
I can't work on a job. I have an internal conflict wherever I look.
For example I realize this may be good advice but I came up with a bullshit reason to deflect it because that's how I feel.
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>>35282213
as for the racism thing, thats just you assigning a thinking one thing is 'positive' and one 'negative' for example its pretty much a fact that on average caucasians have a higher iq than black people, just understand that its just that. its neither good nor bad it just is. the problem is you ascribing your own views on things that are just facts and aren't good or bad, strictly speaking. as for the virgin gf thing, there is nothing wrong there, but you have to be willing to accept that it is unlikely.

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>that tingling sensation when a girl touches you
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I haven't been touched for so long my arm twitches if a girl even lightly touches it
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>>35282449
My theory is that girls touch you lightly as some sort of shit test, to find out if you get the virgin tingles
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>>35282481
yeah, I feel it has fucked me up way more times than I've noticed

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>make funny pic
>thread dead
>cant get appreciation
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>>35282174
Are you the noble guy from that handsome robots thread a few days ago?
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>thread is going really well, interesting discussion
>post
>everybody abandons the thread
>hello page 10
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>tfw unappreciated because a roastie posted her pic and took all the attention

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>got in huge fight with my stepmom and dad
>retreat to my room
>cant go back out now because they're angry at me
>eventually going to have to fake apologize and "talk" about it
>talking being them lecturing me about what I did "wrong" and taking no accountability
someone fucking kill me pls
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>>35282120
So you're a giant pussy and a coward?

Thanks for the blog post OP you faggot.
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>>35282151
how am i a coward?
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>>35282120
What was the fight about anon?

>Tfw no originality

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You wake up in Hell. It seems you have died somehow. Anyway,

God in his infinite mercy gives you the choice between these two punishments:
>eternal nausea
>eternal pain in your rectum
which do you choose?
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>gives you the choice between these two punishments
>both are eternal and horrible
>infinite mercy

Riiiiiiight...

Anyways, i guess the rectum pain would be easier to withstand, i dunno
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>Implying god exists.
I'd say rectum pain, might be uncomfortable but you couldnt do shit if you always haev nausea.
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You didn't specify how much pain you felt, so I'll assume it's a low, soft pain.
I'll take the ass pain to have my g-spot eternally massaged.

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>tfw hungry
>McDonalds is a 10 minute walk from my house but it's cold outside
>I don't own a car
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>>35282051
>McDonalds is a 10 minute walk from my house but it's cold outside
Just walk that half mile you fucking pussy.
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>>35282067
Yeah but it means leaving the comfort of my home and then I have to walk back
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>taking the car for a 10 minute walk
>not planning ahead to always have food in the house
>not being able to bite the frost in worst case scenario

You're a retard and a pussy. One doesn't have to be normie to see that

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>go on porn site
>generic fake porn ad
>"I live 4 km away from you, want to fuck?"
>name of the girl in the ad is also the name of Her
>dont jack off, instead lay on the ground and cry
anyone else know this feel?
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>>35282049
no
I indiscriminately block all ads
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>>35282049
Get some help you piece of shit.
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>>35282049
does anyone have all 10 of those faces?

As a manlet, how do I find a /Risa/ gf?
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I need to know this as well. Tall girls have the best proportions.
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>>35282656
I don't know why people always say that. Tall girls are usually long lanky chestlets.
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>>35281999
you don't

they consider men shorter to be inferior, especially if shorter than the girl herself.

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just a yearly reminder not to fall for the anti-depressives (SSRI, TCA) meme
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>tfw 3 years on SSRIs have completely destroyed my sexual drive and what was left of my mental sanity
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>>35281962
A warning many years too late, but thank you anon.
Maybe you'll help save someone else from the mistake of just listening to their parents and psychiatrist and taking the drugs because they act different in class.
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A healthy diet is the way to go robots, trust me

I still have to take antipsychotics tho, hopefully that'll end

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what's your most played game?

pic related
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>>35281942
My most played on Steam is Path of Exile at 729h or something, but if you count hours played without steam interface or non steam games it might be TERA, WoW or Dark Souls 2 on console.
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>>35281942
used to be Strife (the MOBA that died) now its solitaire, I can't find any games I really enjoy, I beat a couple of single-player ones like Torchlight a Victor Vran, but there's nothing I enjoy long term.
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>>35281942
Monster Hunter Freedom Unite with around 1000 hours on all save files

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>one side of my face is considerably good looking but the other side is a complete trainwreck
Anyone knows this feeling?
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>>35281927
>Acne
Fucking kill me...
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>>35281927
>I think I'd have good facial aesthetics but I'm fat
I may never know
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why the FUCk did the romans come up with pointless words like trichion glabellla and fucking menton

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One time, my teacher murded me because he is a bitch. So I dieded, but then I came back to life to get some revenge. I went to school the next day for revenge. I burst into class and pointed at the techer. He was so scared, he dropped to his knees and begged "please be gentle." I said "yes." Then I wasn't yes. The whole class stood up and cheered, but I pointed at them and they dieded. True story
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>>35281873
kek

originalorioiroo
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'Member that time when we were all at McDonalds and I had like a hundred hundred dollars. And I said "I want a bazillion micnuggets!", and reeerrrr, I was playing that electric guitar all like REEERRRR!!

And then I ated ALL of the mcnuggets and some coke too?

Wow, 'member?
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This is the retardation singularity. /r9k/ is no longer distinguishable from /b/

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