You wake up in Hell. It seems you have died somehow. Anyway,
God in his infinite mercy gives you the choice between these two punishments:
>eternal nausea
>eternal pain in your rectum
which do you choose?
>gives you the choice between these two punishments
>both are eternal and horrible
>infinite mercy
Riiiiiiight...
Anyways, i guess the rectum pain would be easier to withstand, i dunno
>Implying god exists.
I'd say rectum pain, might be uncomfortable but you couldnt do shit if you always haev nausea.
You didn't specify how much pain you felt, so I'll assume it's a low, soft pain.
I'll take the ass pain to have my g-spot eternally massaged.
>>35282597
this dude knows it
>>35282089
I already have eternal pain in my rectum so I guess I'll go with that
>>35282089
>god with infinite mercy
>havin fun with retarded ways to fuck with people
yeah, no
>>35282089
With eternal nausea comes eternal life my friend.
>>35282089
>You wake up in Hell.
So...I start life over again?