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>>35352232
>going weeks without food

How are you alive?

>>35352238
Tiny bits of junk food laying around and I eat scraps at night and buy the occasional thing from the store if it's really bad

But friends do come over and say wow how do your parents have literally 0 food

No one responding to these gets?

I'm very happy. You could be too if you had all this pepperoni Im eating.

>>35352405
Confession time: I once ate a whole stick of pepperoni. Was shitting orange for days after.

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I understand that in the lack of triggering exclamations or questions in the OP, answers will be relatively few, but I was hoping to inspire some other anons with my post.

>>35352212
Dude, you are already failing if you have a goal

>>35352441
You have some merit to your point. Misery and unhappiness can certainly be accepted as naturally occurring elements in a life cycle. It is however something completely different to self-identify with unhappiness and misery, and to cling to those emotions like one clings to an abusive spouse, like many robots here tend to do.

>>35352207
be good

>>35352207
I'm trying to but slavshits keep fucking it up. God, I hate slavs.

>>35352207
thank you for this anon, i hope you have a great day too

>>35352167
You both sound pathetic

>leftists on reddit following through on anything


You have nothing to worry about.

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>>35352167

I doubt him limp wrists and noodle arms could hold a weapon, let alone kill you.

Just put the hair dryer on, point it at him, and he'll fly away like a fart in the wind.

>>35352153
It feels great but then the other person starts to fall out of love and you feel helpless because there's nothing you can do to stop that.

>>35352153
All of the usual uncertainty of life feels like it doesn't exist anymore, or it's at least lessened
But in my case it was replaced with other uncertainties

You want to do everything for them, putting their shit above your own. You want to protect their smile. That's how I felt I at least, too bad it was never returned lmao


I hope it never happens again

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>>35352149
Desktop browsing has become a hassle.

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just here. nothing good on youtube right now

>>35352149
kill yourself marxist scum

...

Speaking of our schedule. Everyone come to work at around 4pm, except for the tech support (they do shifts coz it has to be up 24/7). I come at around 11am and sit alone in the office for 2/3rds of my work time. Everyone else come kind of late, one of the chads (the higher one) comes at 8pm or so. Mostly because everyone procrastinate at nights and then physically can't wake up at 8am (to follow a regular schedule).

Almost all other people are very self-centric or very quiet/shy. That to be expected from "robots", obviously. Some people are kind of open and willing to help, but there's less than 2-3 of them or so. There are also some people with families here, they aren't exactly robots, but they are basically 17yo teenagers in 40yo bodies, for the most part.

...

My boss, despite being a chad, acts like a complete beta in front of the other chad (his boss). He turns on the "ass licking" mode whenever he steps into his office. Although it isn't required. The other chad is, although very persistent, is actually kind of approachable and friendly. However, outside his office, he acts like an alpha everywhere. He likes to be right, he waits approval from others and he tries to win all arguments.

Funny though, the owner of this company is a robot as well. He is fat and very shy. He tries to show his status and tries really hard to sound like an alpha (voice tone, speech habits, manners, other stuff) but he isn't. I've also caught him several times smoking in the restroom (not allowed, there's even a sign there), which only proves further that he has some severe insecurities.

Overall, I get paid very well (twice the average salary in my town), I have a very fluid schedule that I like, I can spend tons of time being completely alone, and I have a playfield for my psychological experiments on those spoiled "robots".

Have a nice day robots, just know that there's always a place like this somewhere.

You can ask me anything if you want, I'll be around for a few hours.

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>>35352137
This is a lengthy story.

I have a few different girls I'm fucking. I'll probably dump the one I fucked last weekend because the sex isn't that great.

Just reply "noted" like a jackass

>>35352129
That garbage reads like one of those romance novels. Really pretentious.

Just reply with 'ok'. There's not much else you could respond with to an essay like that.

do i have to pretend to believe in god? or can i just chill with everyone?

>>35352118

Because I suck at LARPing

Ive tried worshiping many different gods but it all felt like LARPing. Cant take this stuff seriously even if I wanted to

>>35352128
If you want friends you'll have to put on at least a semi-mask to hide your true feelings.
That's just the way life is, anon.

>>35352093
I know what's important to me. That's enough.

>>35352113
What's important in life to you?

>>35352121
I really Iike anime

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>brother jumped the jizramp

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>sister traveled to the pit of despair

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>father found the poop lather

wow thats very lazy

i am having a lot of trouble going out to shops for food but i can get out of bed

>>35352045
Only reason I even do that is school, if I don't have school I usually only get out of bed for breakfast/lunch.

You have depression and need to seek medical help.

what if I only feel very slightly grossed out but it's outweighed by my urge to insert muh dick?

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This is what non-porn star looking vag looks like.

>>35351987
No that's what a slut's vagina looks like

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>>35351931
>tfw she is sitting just two rows in front you in lecture

shit just draws you in. just finished fapping and stalking fb and ig for new pics and girls. it is now 4am.

>on his friends account
>pic of him is unappealing "roast" pic with his mouth open and teeth showing in the most weird fashion from snapchat
>lose all interest in him after that because why would I yearn for someone who looks like a brit who needs dental work done