Hey robots. I have a story for you. I work in a robot company.

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Speaking of our schedule. Everyone come to work at around 4pm, except for the tech support (they do shifts coz it has to be up 24/7). I come at around 11am and sit alone in the office for 2/3rds of my work time. Everyone else come kind of late, one of the chads (the higher one) comes at 8pm or so. Mostly because everyone procrastinate at nights and then physically can't wake up at 8am (to follow a regular schedule).

Almost all other people are very self-centric or very quiet/shy. That to be expected from "robots", obviously. Some people are kind of open and willing to help, but there's less than 2-3 of them or so. There are also some people with families here, they aren't exactly robots, but they are basically 17yo teenagers in 40yo bodies, for the most part.

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My boss, despite being a chad, acts like a complete beta in front of the other chad (his boss). He turns on the "ass licking" mode whenever he steps into his office. Although it isn't required. The other chad is, although very persistent, is actually kind of approachable and friendly. However, outside his office, he acts like an alpha everywhere. He likes to be right, he waits approval from others and he tries to win all arguments.

Funny though, the owner of this company is a robot as well. He is fat and very shy. He tries to show his status and tries really hard to sound like an alpha (voice tone, speech habits, manners, other stuff) but he isn't. I've also caught him several times smoking in the restroom (not allowed, there's even a sign there), which only proves further that he has some severe insecurities.

Overall, I get paid very well (twice the average salary in my town), I have a very fluid schedule that I like, I can spend tons of time being completely alone, and I have a playfield for my psychological experiments on those spoiled "robots".

Have a nice day robots, just know that there's always a place like this somewhere.

You can ask me anything if you want, I'll be around for a few hours.

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>>35352137
This is a lengthy story.

>>35352372
Sorry

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>>35352177
Where do you work and how long have you been employed so far ?
Do you have a degree ?

>>35354184
I've been employed for about a year here. Total experience is about 5 years.

I have a college degree but nobody cares about it in software/game/web development. That's the last thing people look at.