What do NEET rooms look like?
>>35356299
probably fairly neat considering they have the time to clean it
Pretty clean and organized.
It's a false stereotype that NEETs are slobs.
>>35356299
Depends on the NEET.
INFJ male reporting
INFJ here too.
I took a functions test and score most in Ni and Ne
weird
>>35345090
INTJ here
Whatever that means lol
>>35345136
A fedora neckbeard sperglord - the INTJ
Post your tabs without changing anything and let everyone else rate your faggotry
pretty much just always have a few threads open
Here's mine ^.^
Oreganoorginiolio
>>35356294
Stupid phoneposter
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>ITT the last time you had SEX
3 days ago
Never, dude. This is 4chan we're talking about, OP.
>>35356100
About 4 years agowith my cousin
Last month. Then I woke up in my bed.
>some shenanigans at a movie theater happen
>I end up in my room with a qt af half-black girl
>we're talking to each other, getting naked
>spend time doing things that aren't sex
>for some reason my brother's lying on the floor asking why we haven't fucked yet
>we make out
>I rub her clit, she gasps
>realize I'm not particularly hard
>she goes down under the covers
>
>
>
>wake up
EVEN IN FUCKING DREAMS I CAN'T LOSE MY VIRGINITY COME ON
Anyway, post your dreams
This is kinda long so bear with me
>walking outside near apartment with dad
>see thing race across road and go into storm drain
>run to storm drain (now a tiny cement room you have to crouch in)
>see thing
>thing looks like a white and brown jack russell except torso and limbs are covered in green parrot feathers, small goat horns on head, and gold teeth
>also speaks fluent, semi-formal English
>sees we noticed it
>pulls white filthy frank style body suit out of thin air to cover horns and feathers
>tries to convince us he's a normal dog
>notbuyingit.mp3.avi.jpg.exe
>dad has duffel bag for some reason
>stuff horned parrot pupper in bag
>get in car and start heading to Orlando (I think) for some reason
>somehow learn creature's name is Jim
>at medieval themed food court at theme park in orlando with dad and Jim
>slap jim for no reason whatsoever
>asks "what was that, anon?"
>apologize
>cuts to some weird jungle gym type thing in the middle of a field
>hard to describe, imagine a bunch of Minecraft dirt blocks arranged randomly on the ground with others floating in the air
>jim went up there for some reason (I think)
>little girl in southern belle looking outfit asks me to climb the jungle gym and get something she lost
>wake up
>wtfwasthatabout.png
Pic related is friend's drawing of Jim
>>35356901
Now that's fuckin' weird senpai
Hi robots! I just discovered erotic hypnosis and hands free orgasm videos. Has anyone else tried these before? It really worked. Felt great much better than a porn fap felt like i was really having sex. Im so excited i feel like i struck gold.
>>35356075
I tried it a few times in bed (once i fell asleep) it just dosent make me cum. Please link me to the one u came to and other good ones.
Submissive sissy faggots ruin the hypnosis scene. The only good hypnosis is when a guy hypnotizes a girl.
>>35356123
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YJiQyZrQUEI
Good vanilla one
https://www.literotica.com/s/dev-for-men-lap-dance
I love this one, her voice is really nice. Theres others in the dev series but they are mostly done by this woman that sounds like an old hag. Truly dissapointing. Havent found another by this woman. I liked this one because it does a good job of gradual countdowns and getting you there rather than boom cum for me
why are both milk from boobies and sperm from peepees white?
well, if they were black theyd probably try to steal your bike or something
>>35356048
Because they're easily replaceable.
proteins are generally colorless, oils and fats are a pale yellow, they refract light randomly giving them about the same color as the light they are exposed to
Anyone here believe in virgin wizard powers? I legit believe there might be some truth to it. Either that or chaos magic.
W hats your evidence?
not really, the normies in /pol/ have a lot more success with magic than the ultra neckbeard virgin losers in /fringe/
>>35356047
I believe that the age of consent should be abolished and that Pakistan could one day be a refuge for robots.
>>35356161
Defend your opinion.
>too depressed to sleep
>lay in bed with eyes closed for hours and hours
>dwell on past failures
>>35355905
Try listening to music to take your mind off things. Something chilled out.
>>35355923
how do i climb out of this hole i dug though?
That happens to me too, anon.
>tfw daydream all day about being a cyborg ninja
Why can't I just grow up?
>>35355896
>tfw I know that feel
>tfw I thought I had an original comment
>tfw I didn't
>>35355896
>something bad happens to me
>"you can't fight nature jack"
>"wind blow, rain falls and the strong pray upon the weak,"
>"we are all pawns to something greater, memes; the dna of the soul"
I wish I could still daydream in this manner, I tried to grow up and have just become dead inside. Once the flame is extinguished that flicker is gone forever.
Tfw no sweaty bf to let me lick off the musk and dirt from him after a long work out
tfw no steam bf to tease and bully me on discord or steam while touching myself
tfw no anon cock to worship
pls god b a gorl
>>35355789
You can worship my cock if you like
I'll even bully you with it
>>35355789
s..s...steam name senpai?
le originale comment
Is it pedo to be attracted to adult women who look really young?
>>35355788
nope. as long as you don't want to fuck kids, you aren't a pedophile.
psa for r9k: don't diddle kids.
Yes. The argument a lot of pro-kid fuckers use is she's physically developed so it's not pedo. If that's the standard then the reverse is true, it she's physically underdeveloped then you're a sick pedo fuck.
>>35355788
technically yes, but if it's an adult that just looks like a child then who the fuck cares? just jack off to what you want to OP, people will probably judge you for it but if it's not a real child being harmed it's perfectly fine.
All Virgins please take part. This data is very important!!
>say what you answered and elaborate
http://www.strawpoll.me/12481925
http://www.strawpoll.me/12481925
http://www.strawpoll.me/12481925
The second one for me, hope any normie reading gets it
>>35355675
Voted for sharing the experience.
At this point the odds of me finding a non-virgin are getting slimmer and slimmer each day. Though she certainly would gain points for being a virgin it's not a dealbreaker.
As long as she didn't act like a slut and only had sex in committed relationships, there's no real problem. I'd much rather a virgin though.
How do I fix my body??
Orgn
Cardio + body weight exercises
That was somehow not original
>>35355640
lift for strength and bulk then reduce your calorie intake so you look cut.
>>>/fit/
The only way to control weight is calorie intake. Exercise will not make you skinny.
>>35355741
No, fuck this. The guy doesn't need to get bigger. He can just go straight to otter mode. Bulking is a meme.
Their boobs are really big, but they're really hard. It doesn't feel good to play with them at all.
>boobs
>hard
You were grabbing her rib cage or shoulders
Everything about this thread makes me feel nauseous.
>>35355558
>oh god not the butter dogs again