>some shenanigans at a movie theater happen
>I end up in my room with a qt af half-black girl
>we're talking to each other, getting naked
>spend time doing things that aren't sex
>for some reason my brother's lying on the floor asking why we haven't fucked yet
>we make out
>I rub her clit, she gasps
>realize I'm not particularly hard
>she goes down under the covers
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>wake up
EVEN IN FUCKING DREAMS I CAN'T LOSE MY VIRGINITY COME ON
Anyway, post your dreams
This is kinda long so bear with me
>walking outside near apartment with dad
>see thing race across road and go into storm drain
>run to storm drain (now a tiny cement room you have to crouch in)
>see thing
>thing looks like a white and brown jack russell except torso and limbs are covered in green parrot feathers, small goat horns on head, and gold teeth
>also speaks fluent, semi-formal English
>sees we noticed it
>pulls white filthy frank style body suit out of thin air to cover horns and feathers
>tries to convince us he's a normal dog
>notbuyingit.mp3.avi.jpg.exe
>dad has duffel bag for some reason
>stuff horned parrot pupper in bag
>get in car and start heading to Orlando (I think) for some reason
>somehow learn creature's name is Jim
>at medieval themed food court at theme park in orlando with dad and Jim
>slap jim for no reason whatsoever
>asks "what was that, anon?"
>apologize
>cuts to some weird jungle gym type thing in the middle of a field
>hard to describe, imagine a bunch of Minecraft dirt blocks arranged randomly on the ground with others floating in the air
>jim went up there for some reason (I think)
>little girl in southern belle looking outfit asks me to climb the jungle gym and get something she lost
>wake up
>wtfwasthatabout.png
Pic related is friend's drawing of Jim
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Now that's fuckin' weird senpai