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>Spend an unhealthy amount of time agonizing over how lonely I am and how I wish I had some friends
>The second anyone, anywhere tries to socialize with me I try my hardest to end the contact and get away

WHY ARE THESE BOTH ME

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME

I HATE THIS
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>>35365741
Try looking at people in the eyes, it helps you identify with them and not feel isolated from them. It will make a conversation easier
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>>35365833
I can't, I'm afraid to. When I was in high school I made an effort to look this one girl I was doing a group project with in the eye and when I looked up at her she actually looked disgusted and leaned away from me.

Now I'm too afraid to look anyone in the eye, even cashiers and such.
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have you, perchance, attempted to be yourself?

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What diseases do you have, r9k?

I have Crohn's, Psoriasis, and Dyshydriotic Eczema.

What do you have?

How do you cope with it?

What do you take to treat it?
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>What diseases do you have, r9k?
my life
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>>35365736
Rosacea, androgenetic alopecia, and seb. Dermatitis on my scalp. I don't take anything for any of them right now. I'm off at school so I don't have access to my dermatologist. It doesn't matter anyhow, my life would still be shit
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>>35365928
Are the itches really bad?

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>parents start asking what you're going to do with your life
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who are you quoting? they never do that.
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>"I wanna rock"
>parents crash through the roof and it costs $2k to fix it
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>>35365725
>Mom says "You're gonna have to get a job eventually"
>just laugh

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all the girls liked eric better
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>>35365702
bella shut the fuck up sincerely justin bieber
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>her AK is airshit
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dylan was a beta fag while eric is an epic psycho dude

regardless only broken girls like either of them

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How is the best way to quit the smoke?
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smoke le weed or le cig?
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>>35365653
le sigret can be quit with patches if u are incapable of cold turkey

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Am i the only one that gets bothered about politics being everywhere all the time and people fighting over left vs right? cant we just chill
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>>35365651
I do now. I know so many people who didn't care before the election now suddenly have to say something about everything.
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I fucking hate niggers. I wouldn't have to get political if CHIMP LIVES MATTER didn't exist.
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>>35365832
It wouldn't exist if you treated them like normal people. Chad get pulled over for having a lb of weed. He get probation. Jamal get's pulled over with an oz. He goes to Jail for 6 years.

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Why do girls buy pants two sizes too small?
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To make their asses look nice and juicy for chad, duh.

Everything such a woman ever does is to attract chad.
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They saw Kim Kardashian do it about 10 years ago

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Hey guys.
I look like an emo faggot and I prefer short haired chestlets.

What did life mean by this?
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>tfw you prefer short haired girls with small breasts and narrow hips
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It means your a faggot
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>>35365575
Nope Your Hair Fits Perfectly On Your face

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My hawt gf did a kys 2 weeks ago, I learnt it 10 days ago. AMA.

>pic related : a lookalike
>yes, I am robot.
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another girl whose face/personality reminded me of hers
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my hot gf broke up with me for another dude but now im fucking her regularly behind his back
heh
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>>35365973
lucky.
thanks for the bump.

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>B.E.E. yourself
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS EVEN MEAN?
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>>35365464
change the way you are until 'yourself' is someone I like
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don't try to be anyone else because you're already perfect :)
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>>35365464
it means do the work. if you want to be better, get better. if you want to be smarter, get smarter. don't fake who you are just to impress someone, it will either catch up to you when they find out you were lying, or you'll be bored out of your mind trying to constantly impress people with an act.

the people who say shit like "society is full of mindless drones" are the very losers i'm referencing. the only social contact they've had is with people who have different values and interests, and they fucked their own lives over it. now they sit around fantasizing about science fiction or whining to strangers, ignorant to all the subcultures they would have fit into if they gave a shit.

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hey guys lets post our favorite memes this ones my favorite
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anon, try turning the safety off
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>>35365441
this is my favorite mememe
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>>35365490
lol I love that meme it's pretty cool

>have projects that are weeks late
>stressed out so sleep when i should be working
>try working and it just doesnt work
>vicious cycle
>Help!?!?!?!?!?
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>>35365430
stop being lazy orig
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Everyone feels the same anon, you just have to do it, or not.

That's literally the difference between success and failure.
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I STARED AT A BLANK PAGE FOR 20 MINUTES THEN CAME TO KEKVILLE

Does anyone here know Italian (or is learning) and is willing to chat with me in the language?
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PEPPERONI LINGUINI PASTA PASTA

do not taint the italian language with some trashy tatted westminister viet abg trash
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>>35365472
More like shItalian language
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Tfw no one wants to be my Italian bf.

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I did a good thing today, bros. My county is having a special election. The council wants to raise taxes to pay for stuff like bulletproof vests for police, and fire trucks, and stuff like that. I voted no. If they want more money, they can defund the schools.
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the schools are already underfunded, and you want to take away more money? children are the fucking future, education isn't something you can skimp on

Why do you want to defund the schools? Enlighten me.
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>>35366286
I don't trust the government to do anything, least of all raise children.
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>>35366313
and you think shittier schools will solve this?

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>My half sister just liked my ex GFs profile picture
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING? What did she mean by this robots?
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>>35365337
They're fucking. Your sister is about to cuck you.
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>>35365375
>mfw they live 300 miles apart
Not happening. Some other explanation needed
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>>35365337
You get to watch your sister fuck your ex yay for you record it please

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