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>"All right, anon. Let's dive right into it."
>"First question: When was the last time you had sex?"
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Nice disposable stethoscope you got there doc
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>>35375341
Never. Is... is that bad? Could you fix the situation and have sex with me?
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>Went for yearly checkup due to mild Asthma
>New physician is a youngish Stacy
>Stacy asks the sex question
>Tell her i'm still a virgin
>She writes something down with a mild smirk on her face
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>tfw no alpha Chad brother
;__;
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>>35375277
>tfw alpha Chad brother
>tfw all he did was beat me up
You're better off without one.
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>>35375297
he sounds quite hot desu
>For many years biologists and philosophers what constitudes life, and the definition often involved the ability to self-replicate or have genetic machinery for some fundemental processes. Viruses were often excluded from that definition of life, partly because they use the genetic machinery of their hosts for replication and other essential functions. But most species have to use some aspects of the genetic machinery of other species at some point in their life cycle. In fact, some viruses are more complicated than some other forms of life, because they often have a complex life history that involves a parasitic stage and a free-living stage used to find new hosts.
>It is, then, no clear place to draw the line. Viruses are in many ways the most succesful lifestyle on earth. They have outsourced to other species almost everything needed to sustain them, and in doing so they have become the most numerous form of life. Some obligate bacterial parasites and mutualists have genomes so small and lifestyles so depedent on host that they are at the interface between organisms and organelles.
Tfw NEETs will become the most succesful lifestyle.
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Forgot a word:
>debated
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>>35375268
Thisis a perfect feel.
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>>35375268
>the lengths NEETs go to justify their existence
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>cant sleep
>been up for 3 days
>try to sleep
>lay in the dark contemplating failures
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>contemplating all my failures and embarrassing childhood moments
>realize an hour has gone past and all i've done is sit down and reminisce on how much of a useless sack of shit i am
>feel even worse
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>it's 7 in the morning
>went to bed to attempt sleep several hours ago
>after hours of depressing self reflection in the dark hear birds outside
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>>35375260
Is that you, MrNoSleep? Loved your RS run. It's too bad you forgot how to play about 90 hours in, but you finished strong. Hope you sleep soon. Don't be too hard on yourself.
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Poemandres, The Shepherd of Man
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1. It chanced once on a time my mind was meditating on the things that are, my thought was raised to a great height, the senses of my body being held back - just as men who are weighed down with sleep after a fill of food, or from fatigue of body.
Methought a Being more than vast, in size beyond all bounds, called out my name and saith: What wouldst thou hear and see, and what hast thou in mind to learn and know?
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2. And I do say: Who art thou?
He saith: I am Man-Shepherd (Poemandres), Mind of all-masterhood; I know what thou desirest and I'm with thee everywhere.
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3. [And] I reply: I long to learn the things that are, and comprehend their nature, and know God. This is, I said, what I desire to hear.
He answered back to me: Hold in thy mind all thou wouldst know, and I will teach thee.
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4. E'en with these words His aspect changed, and straightway, in the twinkling of an eye, all things were opened to me, and I see a Vision limitless, all things turned into Light - sweet, joyous [Light]. And I became transported as I gazed.
But in a little while Darkness came settling down on part [of it], awesome and gloomy, coiling in sinuous folds, so that methought it like unto a snake.
And then the Darkness changed into some sort of a Moist Nature, tossed about beyond all power of words, belching out smoke as from a fire, and groaning forth a wailing sound that beggars all description.
[And] after that an outcry inarticulate came forth from it, as though it were a Voice of Fire.
Mental illness is a human construct to compensate for retarded views and the socially-handicapped
Stop acting like you're ill.
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>>35375146
>current year
>not putting effort into your bait
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>>35375146
eat my ass you bad baiter
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mental illness is just a variety of labels applied to various behaviors that are dysfunctional socially, or self-destructive. most of these are conditioned and then reinforced, then treated by doctors to be some innate, unchangeable or genetic thing that requires mild forms of poison for a low fee to "manage".
this applying if a label and life-sentence is defeating; you come to think something is inherently wrong with you, instead of realizing that your behaviors have been conditioned and can be unconditioned as well.
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Where do I find a cute normal guy into being a submissive? I like face sitting, making guys run errands, treating them like shit, slapping/kicking/punching, suffocating them with my thighs.. nothing crazy
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You've pretty much described me but I sincerely doubt you'd date me irl.
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>>35375133
Uhm, you female(female)?
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>bait
however if this is real I thing the number of men who like this is much greater then the number of women who like this, meaning finding a partner irl would be easy
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>be sad German boi
>no social life or gf
>no job
>no hope
>try to kill self
>somehow fuck up so bad that there's not a dead child in the mix
>find single mother
>torture her until she give you bank info and computer login
>disappear into the night with German police scouring the country, heavily armed
Tell me Marcel isn't r9k
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>>35375129
Just to fill you in if you're unfamiliar
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somone bost the pics
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>>35375129
>no job
In one of his messages he was saying that he khs because he doesn't want to go to work.
Also he isn't /r9k/ because he killed an innocent child and /r9k/ would, although very unlike, only resort to violence against roasties, stacies and chads.
They wouldn't harm children because wither they are capped kiddie diddler loli fuckers or faggots to afraid to leave their house and interact with other people.
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I'm feeling overwhelmed with my life, and I am scared about the future, I don't want to fail, but I don't know if I will or not.
Should I kill myself?
If so, should I leave a note?
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>>35375106
Tell me more about yourself.
How old are you and what do you do?
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>>35375126
21
Uni
I'm failing most of my classes, but i'm working to get the grades back up
I had an experience last time similar to this one and it was abysmal. I don't want to go through it again, i'd rather jump off the parking garage.
I know i'd be fucking up my families lives, and I don't want to, but every day feels like a losing battle.
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Watch Scrubs, particularly the earlier seasons.
Pretend you're an intern at a hospital and going through the same shit they are. Realize that feeling overwhelmed but pushing through eventually = growth.
Watch Scrubs. Required robot/wagecuck viewing.
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>Someone adds little girl facing the Big Bronze Bull
Do they seriously think we wouldn't get this?
When will the cuckoldry end?
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>>35375079
If Republicans win the midterms and especially the next Presidential election, the liberals in the country are going to have to clean up stuff like this in order to actually get into power again.
As of right now, it's what works for them, and revs up what they think makes up the majority of their base; if people start getting sick of shit like this, it will go by the wayside. Thankfully, they're shoving it in our faces at every available opportunity, thus making more and more Americans sick of it.
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>>35375079
Imagine that bull taking its massive, girthy cock and destroying this little girls petite, moist vaginal walls
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>mfw copper bois can't compete
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Post your best tendies story
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I throw them in dumpsters. I only eat beef and pork.
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>>35375066
>be me
>be normal built although a bit scrawny
>go to KFC
>order chicken tender 9 money save menu
>pay
>eat with BBQ sauce
>leave
Nice one I have to admit, although the BBQ part was a bit rad
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is mcdonalds hotwings close enough to tendies?
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guys i need help, im doing this program to help get rid of my anxiety but i need to find hobbies that totally distract my attention for good periods of time and use creativity
do you have any suggestions?
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I've just started doing the same, but it's a mindfulness program. Grab a book on it if you haven't already, it looks fantastic.
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Paint, draw, build, program, make music?
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>>35375052
Learn2fight. Go join a boxing gym or something.
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Are there any real robots left from 2008? or is r9k just a giant shitposting board for normies trannies and /pol/aks now?
Normies GET OUT,REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>35374974
I'm an oldfag. I'm in a skype group with other oldfags and a few femanons who worship us. Yes the current state of /r9k/ is dire.
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>>35374974
The era of robots has come to an end. This isn't the safe haven it used to be.
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>>35374985
prove it. post memes from the old era
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>girl says "Nice haircut, loser!"
Haha, feels good to be chad. I love it when the girls are cheeky with me.
Anyone else know this feel?
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>>35374920
>girl says "Nice haircut, loser!"
are you in middle school?
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>>35374920
>girl says "Nice haircut, loser!"
are you in elementary school?
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>girl says "Nice haircut, loser!"
are you in my anus?
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>see ad for a good looking hooker my age
>hire said hooker
>comes over to my house
>She sits next to me on the couch and says nice things to me
>Probably what it feels like to have a gf
>Tell her to suck my dick
>Gets on her knees
>Feels really good
>Try to hold it because I have to pay for the time I'm flacid
>She gets a text on her phone
>Suddenly stops sucking my dick
>Tells me her daughter is ill and she has to go home right away
>Refunds my money
>Leaves
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What a depressing story.
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Hey man at least she gave you your money back
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>>35374907
At least you got a refund, that's quite good business etiquette from a dirty whore who sucks dicks for money.