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>"fembot" posts in thread
>200+ replies in thread within hour
>thread becomes reddit tier and white knights gather
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hey im a fembot teehee
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>inb4 thread 400+ because of >>35420076
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>>35420076
Post your boobs

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how the fuck do i actually move past my ex?

>tfw cry about her every night
>tfw became a shut in and depression amplified infinite fold
>eventually, after about 6 months, try meeting friends and girls to "get over her"
>don't find anyone attractive, find dating to be horrifying, don't know how to act socially, and have almost no interest in peoples' personalities
>give up again for another 6 months, be shut in with my parents, lose all sexual interest
>don't fap for a few months straight
>still cry myself to sleep every night because i'm admitting to myself, little by little, the reality that she's really gone, and i will never see her again
>try to contact her recently (hadn't attempted any contact for 5 months now), expressing my feelings
>get blocked from everything
>want to kms

it's been a year and a half since we broke up: how the fuck do you guys get over someone???

>inb4 normies RE
(asking for a friend)
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>>35419984
The answer to everything is willpower. You clearly don't have it. Also normie reeeee.
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>>35420093
hah wtf i just forgot her name now!

EPIC.

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Open your ass and your heart and mind will follow.

No homo.
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Open ass plz
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Open ass pIz
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PIz. Open ass

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anyone have any cute BL anime to fill the void in me?
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>>35419939
Jojo's bizarre adventures
Saint Seiya
Dragonball Z
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>>35420743
those aren't BL anon. I need cute boys in relationships because I don't have one.
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>>35420789
https://myanimelist.net/featured/1358/Top_15_Best_Yaoi_Anime__Why_is_Boys_Love_Beloved_By_Girls
Theres a top 15 list of gay animes if thats what you're looking for

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>wake up at 9am and lay in bed waiting for parents to leave.
>mom leaves at 10 dad leaves at 11
>mom leaves
>hear dad make a call at 10:15 to his boss that he's using a sick day
>sit in room and starve
>sneak out to use bathroom

Any NEETS know my pain?
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>>35419936
I'm not a NEET but on my days off from wage cucking I wake up real early to play vidya on the tv
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>>35420080
This has nothing do with anything you stupid fucking wageslave.
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>>35419936
Avoidant personality disorder is a real bitch

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Post /r9k/ approved music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfDXav79A1c
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Was Elliott white enough?
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>>35419944
He was everything enough.

Here's a new hit song about him released just yesterday:

https://youtu.be/YvUA87tI5SE
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>>35420419
fuck I hate that autistic chad. he has a fanbase of stacies. I saw a couple of his tcap vids and I do not know how he attracts them.

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How can you handle talking to one person while having them talk to literally anyone else? How can you know for sure that this person isn't betraying your trust and/or giving someone else more importance?

Call me weird, but I've always had this thing with people; I can never trust them enough. I can't be in a relationship with someone that won't fully devote themselves to me, and honestly, who even does that legitimately? No one.

I honestly can't understand how people do it, though. I wouldn't permit myself to have any sort of interaction with any other person if I really liked someone. Can anyone explain the logic behind it?
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i'm the same. i think we're just good lol
idk, or old fashioned?

i'm honestly put off by the idea that men and women date like 10 people at a time and talk to 50 guys at once while having more than friendly interests with all of them. it's so weird. like i get that you can think people are hot and vibe with them in a way where you would like them as more than friends, but if there's one you truly love/like, you shouldn't be going further with other people.. or at least spacing yourself / distancing yourself from them and be committed to one if you're serious about it.

there's men out there who will be talking to 99 bitches on okcupid, tinder, pof, bumble, all these different apps and not give a fuck. you don't have to just because other people are doing so. also they're not the majority. i'm not sure if you mean when people are in a relationship, but if you are / even if you aren't, i think it's okay to talk to other people (as friends or strangers) as long as there's no romantic interest or nothing with that potential.

if you're saying "this person can only talk to me and only me otherwise i don't trust them", it sounds like you have some previous insecurity / trust issues going on? or you want to be the center of their focus? not everyone loves the way you do. giving someone space is important too. can't suffocate them - imagine if your parents took your mindset and applied that to their child.
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but yea now that i think about it, if what you're saying is "i am THE only person in that person's life and nobody else can talk to him/her", then i think i messed up when i said we're on the same page. why would you want to inhibit that person from being social and letting them have a healthy social life? if i were to have someone, no matter what age / time of my life, i don't really care if they talk to other people because if they're the type to leave, not only are they missing out on the best, that idiot wasn't trustworthy in the first place and i'm happy it left. ain't no love lost. also i don't really get insecure over them talking to another person of my gender cause.. i know what i am and who i am and that doesn't affect me.
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>>35419938
>>35419959

I feel like I'm intrinsically insecure. No matter how much I'd be loved, I would still be insecure because I put all my faith and hopes in one thing, and well, if you put all your love in one person, you have all your eggs in one basket. But, that insecurity is caused by the lack of faithfulness so many people present. One way, I feel like so many people make intimate bonds shallow and superficial, and the other way, I feel like if I do have such a bond, I would treasure it to the point of going insane if I lost it. Maybe it's just that I'm powerless enough that I couldn't do anything about it.

I feel like I wouldn't be okay with someone else making a person I cherish happy. I feel like I should be the only one to make them feel happy and loved, aside from family, I guess. And if they're the type to leave, then they couldn't be with me in the first place.

I need to 'own' a person in some sense, not as an object, but I need to be the only one that can really be cherished and cherish them, if that makes any sense.

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What's the comfiest game you played?

Persona 4 for me, the sound of rain falling against the roof at night hngggg
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>>35419884
teasing my dick is and will always be the best game I've ever played
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Harvest moon it's a wonderful life. Got to enjoy a life where i could work, support a wife and child who loved me very much, have a lot of land, friends, money..... Now I'm a 22 year old neet with a genetic disease.... no wife or kids for me.
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>>35419884
Soma was a masterpiece for me. First in the all gaming history, I felt myself so connected to fictional character (Catherine), it was also thrill and engaging to wander around desolated places being affected by unknown nature.
The end kind of spoiled it to me, to be honest, but I still love this game for its story and atmosphere.

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Why is papa franku so perfect, he embraces his autism instead of suppressing it and in turn has ascended out of botdom
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You need to be 18+ to post on this website, junior.
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>>35419851
/thread
((this is very original))
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It was a mercy killing. He realized the truth and it was mercy killing.

The locked door didn't stop him, he turned himself away.

He took the ones he knew were not alive in full, like he. Elliott roger the mercy killer.

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>tfw she looks at your okcupid profile but doesn't respond
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>when you look at hers and then go "...oof" and close it

>she comes online and looks at yours

>1 message
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>>35419832
maybe she accidentally clicked it ?

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>"In addition to seeking females over a wider age range, males also tended to be less choosy in specifying the type of person they were looking for. They expressed their preferences based on an average of 9.1 characteristics whereas females expressed a preference based on 11.9 characteristics and this difference was similar across all ages. The most apparent feature on which females tended to specify was ethnicity, which they were twice as likely as males to be choosy about."

https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/love-digitally/201703/what-s-behind-dating-profile
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I fucked two different attractive white women, each multiple times over.

They had orgasms with my hard cock deep inside them.
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>>35419980

what's your point, that u black bubby?
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>>35420021

Japanese women aren't weird screamers, the dick is making them do it.

Cuz the dick makes white women scream too

https://m.xhamster.com/movies/4416733/amwf_dani_jensen_interracial_with_asian_men.html#

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>absolute terrible at math in high school
>scraped by with C's
>had no idea what I was doing
>be in university
>get A's in Calculus and higher level math classes
>study less than I did in high school
>actually considering majoring in physics

What the hell is going on? Did something click in my brain? Am I a late bloomer? Or did I just enter a time line where I'm a genius at maths?
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Also I have to mention I only got into university because I had straight A's for literally everything but math. It just didn't click for me before and now that it does I feel like a new person...
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Either your high school was bullshit, or your university is bullshit. One place isn't teachin' right here.
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>>35419743
Better teachers probably, either that or it's the first time you actually wanna learn

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This page has the trippiest Pepe gifs I've seen yet

https://www.everipedia.com/meme-magic/
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I am simply Souls Reborn
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>saying meme unironically

fuck off you underaged newfag

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Story time /r9k/.

> Be me
> Be walking home from work.
> Closing shift on a kitchen job so it's like midnight
>Pass by this alley way and decide to try and take a shortcut home through it
>See dumpster filled with garbage.
>Lots of garbage. Pizza boxes. Chicken wings. Girl. Black bags of trash
>Wait... Girl.
>Fairly young, maybe early twenties, late teens.
>Take pity on the poor soul. Out in the trash can. Covered in filth. Freezing cold.
>Carry her back to my place because m'lady shall truly experience chivalry.
> Get to my place, smell is making my eyes water. Let her shower.
> So helpless I have to help her shower.
>Titties.jpg.
>Get her nice an clean. My suspicions were correct.
>Under all that grime and muck I knew there was a beautiful young lady.
>God fucking damn was I right.
>I'm drying her off
>Towel keeps making the titties jiggle.
>Titties...
>One thing leads to another.
>Begin frantically fucking her on bathroom floor.
>Hot damn that pussy was tight.

And /r9k/. I swear to you. At one point in the night, I was fucking her so hard, you could have sworn she was alive.
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I lol'd
Pasta?
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>>35419701
You kind of gave the punchline away by posting it on this board. No living girl would fuck a robot
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>>35419760
Two words: fuck machines>>35419760

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My mom asked me why I never go out on dates and I told my mom I'm only interested in anime girls and now she wants me to go to therapy.

How do I fix this?
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Stop liking anime girls, freak
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Bring home an anime girl.
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anon, you need therapy. just humor your mom and go. she pushed you out of her cooter for fuck's sake, the least you could do is make an effort not to be a complete failure.

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