Story time /r9k/.
> Be me
> Be walking home from work.
> Closing shift on a kitchen job so it's like midnight
>Pass by this alley way and decide to try and take a shortcut home through it
>See dumpster filled with garbage.
>Lots of garbage. Pizza boxes. Chicken wings. Girl. Black bags of trash
>Wait... Girl.
>Fairly young, maybe early twenties, late teens.
>Take pity on the poor soul. Out in the trash can. Covered in filth. Freezing cold.
>Carry her back to my place because m'lady shall truly experience chivalry.
> Get to my place, smell is making my eyes water. Let her shower.
> So helpless I have to help her shower.
>Titties.jpg.
>Get her nice an clean. My suspicions were correct.
>Under all that grime and muck I knew there was a beautiful young lady.
>God fucking damn was I right.
>I'm drying her off
>Towel keeps making the titties jiggle.
>Titties...
>One thing leads to another.
>Begin frantically fucking her on bathroom floor.
>Hot damn that pussy was tight.
And /r9k/. I swear to you. At one point in the night, I was fucking her so hard, you could have sworn she was alive.
I lol'd
Pasta?
>>35419701
You kind of gave the punchline away by posting it on this board. No living girl would fuck a robot
>>35419760
Two words: fuck machines>>35419760