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tfw no leaf subby bf
tfw no bf that likes guns as much as i do
tfw no bf that wants to play vidya with me like squad and whatnot
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>>35449104
are you male or female completely original comment
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>likes guns
sorry I have a normal sized penis
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>>35449104
Sorry but if I ever was around a gun I would end up killing myself almost immediately.
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Does it get better, even slightly?
I'm about to go off to college and am still a KHHV, haven't had unsolicitated female attention since I was in middle school.
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Not without you putting in effort, no.
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>>35449100
No it doesn't, sorry. I don't even know what it takes anymore, I thought I didn't give a shit about this stuff anymore but I do. Sad life.
t. KHHV fit cyborg with a decent face and good paying job,
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>>35449100
Nope, chances are you're going to be like this for the rest of your sad life
No matter how hard I try, I can't put on weight or muscle. I'm 5'2 and 90 pounds. Why the fuck did god make me like this?
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>>35449067
I hope you're a girl. If not, transition and I'll fuck you up the ass.
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>>35449076
I'm a boy, and I for real don't know what to do. When I tell people I'm short, they just tell me to build muscle, but I actually can't. I have basically no self-esteem.
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become a girl(male)
it's your only option
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Does anyone else have the problem of sluts hating their guts? I don't even talk to them and they fucking hate me. Every time I am around one of them they look at me like I'm a piece of shit. I've had multiple girls freak out at me because of some minor incidents. After talking to one of them afterwards they seemed to calm down when I explained myself to them. There must be a reason why this happens.
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Bumping niggers
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>>35449062
Dude, they just know that you're a robot. Normies are smarter than you think.
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I wish that I could turn back time
cuz now the guilt is all mine
can't live without the trust from those you love
I know we can't forget the past
you can't forget love and pride
because of that it's killing me inside
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>>35448988
I FEEL THE BEST THING I CAN DO IS END IT ALL AND LEAVE FOREVER
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>>35449018
then you go to hell lol
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>tfw 18yo
>tfw 5'5
>tfw i will be a manlet all my life
xd
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>>35448954
I think it's cute. Play to your strengths Anon!
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>>35448954
kill yourself jorge
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>>35448954
>tfw 18yo
>tfw 5'4
>tfw i will be a manlet all my life
xd
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whatup bloods,
Its me, the American Chad of Normieism.
As I type this, I am extremely hung over, but I would like to remind my fellow human beings that liking females is literally, subjectively, figuratively, objectively, and metaphysically gay.
In other news, how does one acquire a robot GF irl?
Thanks R9K, you tha realist
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you're hot
post penis
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Fuck off normie
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
reeblox
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>35448914
sorry my man, this pp is staying in its den.
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>jerking off to cartoon rape is the highlight of my day
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>>35448817
>tfw floggin the dolphin to solos without a single dick in sight
it's an excellent feel that is known only top the most patrician of tastes
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Better than masturbating to gymnastics videos.
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Anyone else get terrible anxiety after having any amount of caffeine?
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then just stop drinking coffee you retard
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>>35449006
I'm not asking for advice I'm asking if it happens to anybody else
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>>35448816
Why do you take caffeine then?
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Are you a herbivore male?
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>>35448807
i'm a herbivore(carnivore) male(female)
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>>35448883
first laugh of the day thanks buddy
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I'm a stegosaurus(human).
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Is anyone else feeling happy and suicidal right now?
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I'm horribly depressed but not suicidal right now.
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>>35448701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9pQUKV9MuM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhPGbr51jfc
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>its another depressive episode
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Is wearing dress shirts casually autistic?
Surprisingly I find them very comfortable. They protect me from the wind while not being cumbersome or too stuffy like cotton often is.
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>>35448667
Not really. Depends on the weather. Lots of people wear that shit casually
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>>35448667
Depends on what you look like. Some people can pull it off, some can't. Unlike what /fa/ggots think, you can't just put on designer clothes on your lanky disgusting body and look good.
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No, but wearing a dress shirt with shorts and sandals with socks is autistic.
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Why don't you hate yourself yet? You shouldn't feel happy. You should feel shameful for being so fucking disgusting and stupid.
Why the fuck do you even exist you stupid piece of shit? Kill yourself. No one really likes you. They just tolerate how uneducated and annoying you are. Just stay in your room and hide away from everyone and everything, you pathetic piece of shit.
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>Not learning anything from eva
Just try to give yourself a chance.
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>>35448662
Implying I deserve a chance
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>>35448638
>>35448739
Just enjoy your time with your bf Miles.
>talking to my psychologist
>he asks what games i play
>cs go
>do you play all the day?
>yes
>so you are good?
>n-no
i hate my life, i spend all my day playing cs go and im so fucking bad because im poor and i cant buy a new pc
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Video games are for fucking faggots
It's your own fault
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>plays csgo all day
>im poor and i cant buy a new pc
There's a simple solution you know
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>>35448552
>im so fucking bad because im poor and i cant buy a new pc
Yeah, keep on making excuses, scrub.
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Post qt girls that make you want to be in a relationship
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https://youtu.be/_ODKdStnIuM
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Ahhh, console video games (or vidcons as I call them), the ultimate medium of expression, able to convey any emotion ranging from hatred to love, loyalty to fear, all in front of our eyes. Ah, and with lovingly crafted art, music, and the ability to control the action, vidcons are the ultimate combination of the high arts. While I tend to play the stoic, I will be the first to admit that vidcons have driven me to cry, to scream and shout, to feel actual hate; such is the power of this force beyond our wildest reckoning. And here I am, before you, to tempt your tongues with the taint of such a tantalizing topic. And the Japanese, the true geniuses behind the world of video games. Pah, I throw my scorn upon such incompetents of the West who would mock the true art of the Japanese with 'games' such as Baldur's Gate and Madden. Perhaps it is that the West is not as intelligent as the East, but this is a matter for another day. Japan has given us such masterpieces as the Final Fantasy series, Star Ocean, Wild Arms, and of course, Arc the Lad. Yes, some of the finest vidcons in the world were created by Japanese. I come to you today to ask you in all earnesty, what is your favorite vidcon? I will reveal mine after the grand debate has illustriously begun, but not before the first poster falls victim to my plot of discussion.