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Anonymous
2017-03-15 05:14:57 Post No.35544787
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>Tfw I was just sitting enjoying my lunch between classes with my Latino friend when some white guy walked up to us spat in my face said "black lives didn't matter" turned and yelled at my Latino friend "You're getting deported by based Trump motherfucker pack your bags white power white power white power!"

4 more years of this bullshit.

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Anonymous 2017-03-15 05:16:53 Post No.35544824
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>>35544787
Really makes you think man

Anonymous 2017-03-15 05:18:02 Post No.35544849
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Anonymous 2017-03-15 05:18:02 Post No.35544849 [Report]

>4 more years of this bullshit.
*8

Anonymous 2017-03-15 05:19:12 Post No.35544876
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>>35544787
Same thing happened to me yesterday. Whites truly are the most racist race, am I right brotha?

Anonymous
Who /footfetish/ here? 2017-03-15 05:14:46 Post No.35544780
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Who /footfetish/ here? Anonymous 2017-03-15 05:14:46 Post No. 35544780 [Report] [View this topic]

>haven't changed my socks in weeks
>finally take them off
>hold it over my nose
>instantdiamonds.jpg

Best fap I've had in a while

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Anonymous 2017-03-15 05:18:21 Post No.35544854
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Anonymous 2017-03-15 05:18:21 Post No.35544854 [Report]

you need help you sick fuck

Anonymous 2017-03-15 05:21:15 Post No.35544921
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Anonymous 2017-03-15 05:21:15 Post No.35544921 [Report]

Me
I don't like it

Anonymous 2017-03-15 05:22:29 Post No.35544945
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>>35544854
You need to get the fuck off our board stupid fucking NORMIE

Anonymous
2017-03-15 05:13:58 Post No.35544763
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Anonymous 2017-03-15 05:13:58 Post No. 35544763 [Report] [View this topic]

>pic related was my breakfast
is there something wrong with me?

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Anonymous 2017-03-15 05:14:48 Post No.35544781
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>>35544763
>not pizza flavored

yes

Anonymous 2017-03-15 05:14:55 Post No.35544784
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>>35544763
No , you are just American

Anonymous 2017-03-15 05:15:42 Post No.35544802
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>>35544763

I don't know what's in those damned things but I can't open a can without finishing them,

Anonymous
Frenulum breve 2017-03-15 05:13:28 Post No.35544752
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Frenulum breve Anonymous 2017-03-15 05:13:28 Post No. 35544752 [Report] [View this topic]

Just stuck a needle through my frenulum and tied it tight to cure my frenulum breve. In a few days it will cut through and my penis head will be free!

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Anonymous 2017-03-15 05:15:02 Post No.35544789
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Fucking why why why

Anonymous 2017-03-15 05:15:14 Post No.35544791
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>>35544752
That looks fucking painful

>frenulum breve
Give me a quick rundown on this please

Anonymous 2017-03-15 05:16:29 Post No.35544814
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>>35544752
Fuck. This is making my cock stump hard

Anonymous
2017-03-15 05:09:55 Post No.35544688
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Anonymous 2017-03-15 05:09:55 Post No. 35544688 [Report] [View this topic]

Any other fembots like being sadistic? I like to pick a robot up from a thread and be his online gf. I then pretend to love him and I wrap him around my finger. I basically make him fall for me hard. Then when he least expects it, I ghost the mother fucker. Fembots I urge you to do this. It's so fucking fun. The rush is great.

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Anonymous 2017-03-15 05:11:27 Post No.35544714
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>>35544688
It'd be nice if someone pretended to love me.

Anonymous 2017-03-15 05:12:31 Post No.35544733
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>>35544688
so how big is your benis?

Anonymous 2017-03-15 05:12:57 Post No.35544741
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>>35544714
AHAHAHAHAHA are you guys serious?

Anonymous
2017-03-15 05:05:45 Post No.35544630
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Anonymous 2017-03-15 05:05:45 Post No. 35544630 [Report] [View this topic]

Im on my vacation which should i play?

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Anonymous 2017-03-15 05:06:11 Post No.35544637
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>>35544630
you mean on welfare you dirty nigger.

Anonymous 2017-03-15 05:09:46 Post No.35544683
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>>35544630
I guess play some souls. you should try some more games tho, AAA title doesn't always mean bad

Anonymous 2017-03-15 05:10:47 Post No.35544699
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>>35544637
I came in to make this exact post, leaving disappointed.

Anonymous
2017-03-15 05:04:15 Post No.35544613
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Anonymous 2017-03-15 05:04:15 Post No. 35544613 [Report] [View this topic]

>I show up to your front door with this
What do?

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Anonymous 2017-03-15 05:05:57 Post No.35544631
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>>35544613
Get diabetes

Anonymous 2017-03-15 05:06:04 Post No.35544633
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>>35544613
I'll suck your dick for that

Anonymous 2017-03-15 05:06:50 Post No.35544644
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Anonymous 2017-03-15 05:06:50 Post No.35544644 [Report]

Put that Madagascar movie on

Anonymous
2017-03-15 05:00:10 Post No.35544556
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Anonymous 2017-03-15 05:00:10 Post No. 35544556 [Report] [View this topic]

r9k made me absolutely despise women. I can't respect them at all or even view them as human beings. I just want them gone. What the fuck have you done to me

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Anonymous 2017-03-15 05:00:56 Post No.35544568
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>>35544556
It's not our fault you learned the truth.

Anonymous 2017-03-15 05:01:07 Post No.35544571
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>>35544556
the real world does this too, it just takes 20-30 years

Anonymous 2017-03-15 05:33:43 Post No.35545167
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>>35544556
>>35544556
zazzled just zazzled! this is too rich! too fucking top tier! I can't believe how stupid some of you 4chan-users are! Ahh,i love how no one can think for themselves. If you thought women were people past the age of 13, you might be fucking unintelligent.

Anonymous
2017-03-15 04:57:51 Post No.35544509
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Anonymous 2017-03-15 04:57:51 Post No. 35544509 [Report] [View this topic]

>geting your dick sucked and playing hearthstone

i love my gf r9k

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Anonymous 2017-03-15 04:59:24 Post No.35544541
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>>35544509
>crappy dell laptop
>blue led laptop cooler meme
>girl making retard face

yeah, quite the life you've got yourself there.

Anonymous 2017-03-15 04:59:25 Post No.35544543
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>>35544509
>hearthstone
Ew

Anonymous 2017-03-15 04:59:58 Post No.35544552
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>>35544509
so you're the fuck wasting my time that always goes down to the rope every turn

Anonymous
2017-03-15 04:52:39 Post No.35544400
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Anonymous 2017-03-15 04:52:39 Post No. 35544400 [Report] [View this topic]

>"A-anon...is that you? I'm so glad you came. There's something I need to tell you. I know I don't have much time left, but I can't leave this unsaid. Anon...*cough*...you're a fucking loser and no girl will ever date you. Goodbye...anon..."

>*dies*

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Anonymous 2017-03-15 04:58:55 Post No.35544527
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>>35544400
Guess I should feel bad for the seven that did

T-There graves, s-sit like trophies, atop my fireplace.

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>fuck her dead corpse
heh...thanks stacy

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Painfully unfunny. 0/10.

Anonymous
2017-03-15 04:50:20 Post No.35544352
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Anonymous 2017-03-15 04:50:20 Post No. 35544352 [Report] [View this topic]

Who would you prefer buy 4chan?
>pic related

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Anonymous 2017-03-15 04:53:25 Post No.35544417
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he looks so much like evil peter parker in that one spiderman movie lol

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>>35544352
Bumpity Bump Bump Bamp!

Anonymous 2017-03-15 05:00:30 Post No.35544559
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>>35544352

I just want moot back.

Anonymous
2017-03-15 04:45:04 Post No.35544254
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Anonymous 2017-03-15 04:45:04 Post No. 35544254 [Report] [View this topic]

Any slavbots here?

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Anonymous 2017-03-15 04:46:58 Post No.35544297
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kek lets piss of weebs

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>>35544254

>Polish/German mix here (AKA Deadly mix)
>I feel inferior to everyone and hate myself
>But I also feel superior to everyone and think I deserve better

Anonymous 2017-03-15 04:50:45 Post No.35544357
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Can you guys answer this please... >>>/trv/1222275

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Anonymous 2017-03-15 04:43:42 Post No. 35544234 [Report] [View this topic]

What happens when you pull out a girl's butt plug?

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Anonymous 2017-03-15 04:44:46 Post No.35544247
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depends how hard you yank.

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She shits all over your arm

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>>35544234
it's like opening pandoras box

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-03-15 04:40:27 Post No. 35544184 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw no cute snake gf to shed around my house

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Anonymous 2017-03-15 04:46:26 Post No.35544283
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>>35544184
I want a lamia gf who will shove their tail up my ass and squeeze my prostate with it

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Snakes are pretty nasty to be around when they're shedding
They get pretty defensive like to hide more than normal

Anonymous 2017-03-15 04:48:46 Post No.35544327
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>tfw no snek gf to bask in the sun with

Anonymous
2017-03-15 04:34:19 Post No.35544083
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Anonymous 2017-03-15 04:34:19 Post No. 35544083 [Report] [View this topic]

>tinder match
>its a bot

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Anonymous 2017-03-15 04:36:23 Post No.35544116
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>>35544083
whats your profile like anon?
oregano

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Anonymous 2017-03-15 04:37:48 Post No.35544140 [Report]

This happened to me recently. It was so convincing... or maybe I'm just so desperate I had convinced myself.

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>>35544083
>Tinder dry as the Sahara desert
>Get a match
>Say hello, ask how she's doing
>"Okay no more smalltalk, I'm only here for sex"
>Works for me
>Just join this "free" website so I know I can trust you"

I know that feel bro

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