>I show up to your front door with this What do?

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>>35544613
Get diabetes

>>35544613
I'll suck your dick for that

Put that Madagascar movie on

>>35544613
Apologise because im not a huge fan of lindt since it so sickly. Id kindly attempt to decline the chocolate since i dont know you and dont feel its appropriate to accept gifts from strangers.

I don't answer the door. I don't know who the fuck you are and didn't make any plans for you to show up uninvited. I am not expecting you.. unless I ordered take out and your the delivery man to bring me my food or whatever.... you need to gtfo if that's not the case.

>>35544613
Put a few drops of acid in it

>>35544613
Ask you politely whether you have a weiner or a vagina, depending on your answer id ask you to come in

>>35544613
Cut a hole in it and put my dick in it. Fucking all that sticky caramel on the inside has to feel like heaven.