>"A-anon...is that you? I'm so glad you came. There's something I need to tell you. I know I don't have much time left, but I can't leave this unsaid. Anon...*cough*...you're a fucking loser and no girl will ever date you. Goodbye...anon..."
>*dies*
>>35544400
Guess I should feel bad for the seven that did
T-There graves, s-sit like trophies, atop my fireplace.
>fuck her dead corpse
heh...thanks stacy
Painfully unfunny. 0/10.
>>35544570
Too real, Anon?
Originalisimo
heh... i just came because i wanted to see you die... now lets see whos next on the list... hehehehe...
>>35544617
It just isn't as funny as you thought it is. It is just weak call-back humor to your previous unfunny threads.
Fuck her corpse and then send parts of her body to her family members over the course if the next year.
>>35544726
Yes, lord knows how this board thrives on originality. Now if you'll excuse me, I have brraaap thread to post.