>random guy joins my discord
>ask who he is
>starts to beat around the bush and sperg out
>banned him
talk about some of the autistic shit you deal with
>be me
>the end
>>35550172
How many times have you posted this story? The guy did nothing wrong and you were mean to kick him.
>>35550172
>be me
>start using 4chan again in october after a long break of not using it
>see this post
>5 months later
>same fucking post
Please kys
>destroys their countries
>WAHHH REFUGIES WAHH
Honestly can't wait for one of us to get a nuke so we can wipe out you cancerous fucks
>>35550158
Its Murica that is destablizing middle eastern countrys and European countrys have to accept the refugees.
Europeans have a right to complain.
>>35550158
>He just realised that americans destabilised all of the middle east to have an excuse to increase military expenditure so they can manage their debt situation better, no one is going to collect from a redneck with an arsenal in his trailer after all.
>>35550227
>implying the middle east has ever been stable in the history of ever
Check 'em out please:
http://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600095340
http://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600095195
You can post anonymous reviews without an account. Me and my co-author would appreciate one:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/10190687
https://archiveofourown.org/works/7838134
bramp a dump drump pump stump
I was invested fully, but you lost me at Harold being touched by a girl.
What is this gay bullshit senpai?
Are flip women really as good catholic girls as they're cracked up to be?
I've had fucking enough of this charade that is the Western dating game which is rigged so hard I can't find any way to describe it. I just want someone I can pick up, bring home, and settle down and make a family
>>35549992
dont date a western one. At least from socal. GOD they are soooo annoying, I did learn how to play mahjong though
>>35550019
I dated one in the past who had moved here from socal. It was long distance the whole time, and she moved back to socal and then to Texas nearer the end of the relationship. Nonetheless it was the longest relationship I've had by a huge measure
>>35550273
Oh and she was born in the Philippines, I want to say Cebu but I am not certain of that. She was on a green card when I was dating her
>He watches dubbed anime
Why do you fags do this?
I feel like you're preaching to the choir here.
Because some anime is better dubbed and fuck herd mentality.
you are now breathing in manual mode
DON'T FORGET TO BLINK TOO :^)
>tfw no husky thread in WEEKS
It's been, like, three days.
>have to wait until tomorrow for weed
someone should just murder me lmao
>>35549976
Kill me with a husky please
It is March 15th
I have been homeless since May 19th of last year.
I wander around NYC living off shelter and soup kitchen meals.
I'm done my dudes.
I got a letter at the p.o box something something, about NY State law requiring the attendance of program or an active job search.
I am now ineligible for public assistance for food.
I want to begin a journey now.
I want to reveal my powerlevel to any health professional I can in the hopes of ultimately getting the privledge to doctor assisted euthanization.
As far as I know I have no physical illnesses.
I am healthy.
But I want them to let me finish.
I tried living at the bottom as I couldn't function anywhere else, but they just won't leave me alone.
I can't even just exist and survive without them trying to fucking get me somehow.
Everytime.
I thought I had a loop hole.
Guess lazy but smart is just a meme after all, I'm dumb as fuck for not seeing the flaws.
>>35549950
Why are you homeless ?
Originalll
>>35549950
Why is the government bothering you if you're homeless?I will probably end up like you someday if I don't an hero so I want to know all I can about this situation
go to california or some shit
scrap metal
collect cans and bottles like the asian ladies
plenty of food laying around in ny
if anything take the train to south brooklyn like coney island
how big is your 4chan folder robots, I am at 2500 images and its a pain in the ass having to wait for all the pictures to load
>>35549949
more tits like that pls
>>35549949
>how big is your 4chan folder
>I am at 2500 images
My frogs folder alone contains more than three thousands images. My 4chan folder and all it's sub folders contain well over one order of magnitude more than yours.
>>35550372
is you folder on an SSD? I hate how long mine takes to load
>THE HILLS ARE ALIIIVVVE WITH THE SOUND OF MUSIC WITH SONGS THEY HAVE SUNG FOR A THOUSAND YEARS
was Europe ever like this? and can it ever be again?
>>35549942
i hated that movie
>>35549942
You honestly think some fucking muzzies and feminists can stop Evropa from returning to her natural state? She's older than you can even conceptualize, and one day she will return to beauty, and her children will once again thrive upon her breast.
>having pseudo-nostalgia for something you never experienced
Who /long hair/ here?
Haircucks shoo shoo go away and go give yourself another bowlcut, you are not welcome.
To post in this thread you have to be able to tie your hair, that is the minimum. No one is impressed that you've grown your hair down to your eyebrows.
buzzed over winter break
who else /regret/ here?
>>35549917
Been growing out my hair for six years; feels good man. I don't ever have to worry about getting a haircut anymore since I've stopped giving a shit.
>>35549952
I did that last year. Its getting back to a good enough length to tie back. Sadly i have that weird wavy hair where it doesnt sit flat it tends to poof out
>google my Mom's name
>she has a tumblr
>>35549873
>no tits
It's a man
>but it has a va-
It's a man
>>35549873
Tinder too
>>35549873
your mom's pretty hot, post her tumblr.
Why dont you already wear your kekistan flag t shirt ??? what are you waiting anon ?
>>35549862
Because I don't want to attract redditors
>>35549862
because shit's expensive bro
Because those are for normies.
>want gf
>realize that the type of girl that would be even remotely sexually interested in me doesn't exist in the real world
>no longer want gf
When will you just accept it robros?
What do you look for in a girl anon? I was so close to having the girl of my dreams but then shit went south because im a mongoloid who cant into people.
>>35549863
I want a girl who's basically the man in the relationship. That's mostly it anyways, but it seems all girls are submissive and incapable of thinking like a man, and the ones who are even a little bit like dudes are lesbian. Sure I still hope maybe someday I'll find someone like that, but it's not a priority for me at all.
>>35549937
Just go gay if you want to be a submissive little pussy
What is the superior fetish?
>>35549763
Nothing on there. The real answer istg.
>>35549763
the true ultimate superior fetish iswomen beating you
My fetish is being beaten, mutilated, tortured or killed. Where does that fall on the chart?
Is it true when they say girls like guys who are in touch with their feminine side?
Depends on the girl. It's healthy to be in touch with your feminine side anyway.
See, it's not the masculinity girls necessarily like, it's part of it admittedly because of biological hardwiring, but as a whole it's the biological need for a woman to feel security and safety to allow offspring to survive in the womb. Being confident and assertive fulfills this
If you notice, not every girl likes the uber-muscly chad but every girl likes a guy who can be assertive.
>>35549889
Can conflimp
>fairly disciplined lifter but not "ripped"; otter mode at best tbhdesu bc I don't pack carbs enough for super gains
>lifting gives me confidence and energy boost to jokingly shove gf around, make decisions for her, push boundaries a bit socially
>she drools